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jOOOOOOOOOsh (spooky)

@jaygles.bsky.social

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He/him. My first name starts with the G in GIF and my last name starts with the G in GIF. Professional AI hater Clip clops ≠ endhorsements Jerry yes reply guy

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jOOOOOOOOOsh (spooky) @jaygles.bsky.social · Aug 5

So here’s the deal. I’m an atheist. I’m also a Unitarian Universalist. If you don’t know enough to reconcile the two, read a book. However, I don’t hate religious people; my problems, such as they are, lie with the organizations. If you come to a thread I’m in and act like a militant, evangelical

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jOOOOOOOOOsh (spooky) @jaygles.bsky.social · 13h

QT w/ the first four 10/10 horror movies you can think of:

The Autopsy of Jane Doe (2016)
Last Shift (2014)
The Omen (1976)
The Exorcist (1973)
Night of the Living Dead (1968)

anti-fascist aftiej 🥂🍂🍁 @aftiej.bsky.social · 13h

QT w/ the first four 10/10 horror movies you can think of:

The Witch (2015)
Silence of the Lambs (1991)
The Ugly Stepsister (2025)
Nosferatu (1922 and 2024)

Banned Library @bannedlibrary.com · 13h

Quote this with the first four 10/10 horror movies you can think of.

- The Thing (1981)
- Sinister
- Sinners
- Near Dark

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jOOOOOOOOOsh (spooky) @jaygles.bsky.social · 13h

Smash whatever buttons you want. Or don’t. I’m not your dad.

jOOOOOOOOOsh (spooky) @jaygles.bsky.social · 13h

It was an outage

jOOOOOOOOOsh (spooky) @jaygles.bsky.social · 1d

I’d start with them reliably washing their ass

ʜᴀᴄᴋᴀʀʏ ʙɪɴx @chaclo.blacksky.app · 1d

Won’t even take yourself to the doctor but want somebody to listen and submit.

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jOOOOOOOOOsh (spooky) @jaygles.bsky.social · 1d

@edzitron.com it’s the part you were born to play baby

jOOOOOOOOOsh (spooky) @jaygles.bsky.social · 1d

Mf can’t even ask gork in proper English im surprised he can read the op

jOOOOOOOOOsh (spooky) @jaygles.bsky.social · 1d

“There’s no one here who can help me? Hard pass. I’m an idiot and I’ll burn this place down without supervision”

You just have to hate yourself more than they will

jOOOOOOOOOsh (spooky) @jaygles.bsky.social · 1d

worst thing you can do at work is something first, because no matter how much shit you ate doing it, you're now the "expert"

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jOOOOOOOOOsh (spooky) @jaygles.bsky.social · 1d

Long time reply guy, first time listener. This was amazing, I want "eat shit alex jones" as my ringtone, my morning alarm, and my teams call sound

jOOOOOOOOOsh (spooky) @jaygles.bsky.social · 2d

I say the same thing about JavaScript lmao

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jOOOOOOOOOsh (spooky) @jaygles.bsky.social · 2d

Waiting for the chuds to appear

jOOOOOOOOOsh (spooky) @jaygles.bsky.social · 2d

Harvard school of government just letting anyone in I guess?

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Nate Patrin @natepatrin.bsky.social · 2d

things bullets say

Ian @brocktoon.bsky.social · 2d

Almost every time I go thru JFK something weird happens.

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jOOOOOOOOOsh (spooky) @jaygles.bsky.social · 2d

Damn if you had desus too you’d get 100% of the vote

jOOOOOOOOOsh (spooky) @jaygles.bsky.social · 2d

All that said, give me and @burkehousecrafts.com a Timacti Jun spinoff right MEOW please

jOOOOOOOOOsh (spooky) @jaygles.bsky.social · 2d

“They deserved more than they got and we got more than we deserved” was RIGHT THERE. sonofabitch.

jOOOOOOOOOsh (spooky) @jaygles.bsky.social · 2d

We got more than we deserved from that show and they didn’t get as much as they deserved.

jOOOOOOOOOsh (spooky) @jaygles.bsky.social · 2d

And? He could have said fuck off to the Rs. What’s the worst that happens? They lose in the midterms? Oh wait.

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jOOOOOOOOOsh (spooky) @jaygles.bsky.social · 2d

That’s how I feel about looney tunes as a gateway to classical music

jOOOOOOOOOsh (spooky) @jaygles.bsky.social · 2d

Fuckin wario

Katelyn Boo-urns @katelynburns.com · 2d

name an italian more worthy of an american holiday than columbus

jOOOOOOOOOsh (spooky) @jaygles.bsky.social · 2d

Feels like this could maybe be an … originalism trap? @audrelawdamercy.bsky.social is that anything?

jOOOOOOOOOsh (spooky) @jaygles.bsky.social · 3d

Far too late for that

jOOOOOOOOOsh (spooky) @jaygles.bsky.social · 3d

In this economy? Water is probably enough to void the warranty and piss is mostly water.

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jOOOOOOOOOsh (spooky) @jaygles.bsky.social · 3d

I didn’t expect that. Even with your words. I expected translucent. Crystal Gravy SNL ad ass food

jOOOOOOOOOsh (spooky) @jaygles.bsky.social · 3d

Slash their tires then call 5-0

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