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It’s Joe!
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It’s Joe! @joeatwork.com · 18h
Halloween advent day 9, “Oops! All Spiders”
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Mark Hill @mehill.bsky.social · 9h
My new horror story is about trauma. The trauma of being chased by a really scary guy.
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It’s Joe! @joeatwork.com · 18h
Halloween advent day 9, “Oops! All Spiders”
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It’s Joe! @joeatwork.com · 21h
After years of closely studying my dog I have replicated her uncanny ability to be antsy and lazy at the same time
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 1d
Do you want a nude rug? Hi, Huey Lewis here for Beige Direct.
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It’s Joe! @joeatwork.com · 1d
Day 8 of Halloween Advent is a HARDWARE / CHOPPING MALL killbot scenario set in the White Castle of the Future
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Bill DiFilippo @billdifilippo.bsky.social · 2d
there is a hilarious amount of stuff going on here
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It’s Joe! @joeatwork.com · 2d
Guy at my work claims that an ice cream cone isn’t dessert since it’s designed to be eaten while walking
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It’s Joe! @joeatwork.com · 2d
The 7th day of Halloween is all about ghosts! But not Christmas ghosts, that is a TOTALLY DIFFERENT THING. Don’t mess around with giant dudes teaching folks about compassion, they have a WHOLE DIFFERENT MONTH for that. I know, you’re “subverting expectations”, its all terribly meta but can’t you WAI
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It’s Joe! @joeatwork.com · 3d
@rathergood.bsky.social they are legit gremlins IMHO
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It’s Joe! @joeatwork.com · 3d
On the sixth day of Halloween we honor Gremlins and Critters and such. This year in keeping with our emphasis on often overlooked Halloweenery, I’d like to recall those little vampire mutants from the old Quiznos ads.
Still from an ad for a turn-of-the-century chain sandwich restaurant featuring weird lil’ monsters that are like hamster langoliers? They’re wearing hats. It’s not great.
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It’s Joe! @joeatwork.com · 4d
Fifth day of Halloween is usually a big day for Dracula and the Gill Man’s planning and scheduling (KPIs and budget are due on October 7th)
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It’s Joe! @joeatwork.com · 5d
(“Jock Jams” playing loudly in the background over shouting): oh it is ON NOW
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Chris Hickam @chrishickam.bsky.social · 6d
It looks like they've added it.
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It’s Joe! @joeatwork.com · 5d
Treasure this magical moment, and consider the cheese curds
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Lydia Bugg @youknowlydia.bsky.social · 5d
Made a playlist of Halloween songs that aren’t in typical rotation if anyone is interested!
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It’s Joe! @joeatwork.com · 5d
Man the weather is too good right now for Halloween foolishness. It’s like 65 degrees and golden all the time and I just wanna walk around and look at flowers and stuff. Maybe today the Halloween goblins all look at flowers and walk downtown to get sandwiches to eat outside.
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 6d
One Piece of Trivia
a comic that looks like a retro back of a magazine ad that says "do you have one piece of trivia that you love to whip out in conversations?" A floating young man's head says "Did you know Roger Ebert wrote Beyond The Valley of The Dolls?" A floating young woman's head responds "the drummer from Fall Out Boy is an 'anarcho-primativist'" Big text says "EVERYONE ALREADY KNOWS! It's not interesting! Gain real knowledge today!" Even bigger text says "Descend into your city's sewers!" Slightly smaller text says "enter a world of esoteric truths while you wind your way through a labyrinth of forgotten catacombs!" A second young man, sticking out of a manhole, covered in gloop and smoking a pipe gives testimony: "I've seen things down here you people wouldn't believe! Beneath our feet, a world beyond your comprehension. The secrets shared with me by the mole people are worth more than 100 years of schooling!" Finally, text at the bottom says "Impress your friends! Terrify your neighbors! You'll be the life of every party!"
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It’s Joe! @joeatwork.com · 6d
There is lots of other cool stuff in moreutils if I recall correctly, like “sponge”, which lets you read and write the same file on two ends of a pipe
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It’s Joe! @joeatwork.com · 6d
The October 3rd treat in my spooky Halloween advent calendar is a 1973 Ben Cooper Planet of the Apes Halloween costume. It’s FRIGHTFULLY FLAMMABLE!
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · Apr 17
the thing about that “first they came for” poem is that we’re already at least 2-3 lines deep and it’s not a very long poem
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It’s Joe! @joeatwork.com · 7d
Today a SPOOOOOKY gust of wind blew through the creaky October 2nd door of my Halloween advent calendar and rattled the autumn leaves. It probably wasn’t a fart.
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It’s Joe! @joeatwork.com · 8d
Jingle jingle
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It’s Joe! @joeatwork.com · 8d
Let’s open up the first little window of the Halloween advent calendar today and pull out an old LP with one side full of spooky sound effects and the other side with latter, often overlooked works of Bobby “Boris” Picket (e.g. “Me and My Mummy”, “Werewolf Watusi")
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It’s Joe! @joeatwork.com · 8d
Major merch table opportunity here for all parties involved.
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It’s Joe! @joeatwork.com · 8d
Make a video game where the Guess Who fight the regular Who
Screenshot of the Wikipedia page of The Guess Who. The top of the page has a link: “Not to be confused with The Who”. Buddy the top of the Wikipedia page of The Who does not have a reciprocal link back to The Guess Who, just sayin’
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Kerouac666 @kerouac666.bsky.social · 11d
As controlled by the Yahtzkuza, of course
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It’s Joe! @joeatwork.com · 11d
The adrenaline-fueled world of high stakes “Street Yahtzee”
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