Taser Me Elmo
@jpfairfield.bsky.social
(She/Her)
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The Streams - TTRPGs w/ @ReclaimersRPG
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Find me on Nerdgasm Noire Network podcast
The Streams - TTRPGs w/ @ReclaimersRPG
https://jpfairfield.carrd.co/
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And now that same parent company owns Vibe, which is a shell of its former self
Remember how Variety shaded Sinners earlier in the year? And now Rolling Stone won’t include Sinners in its top 20 films of the year? Now what does Variety and Rolling Stone have in common? Oh…ok. Got it. CORNY behavior.
December 4, 2025 at 2:15 PM
And now that same parent company owns Vibe, which is a shell of its former self
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He looks like he don’t even let the cha cha slide 😂😂
December 4, 2025 at 6:57 PM
He looks like he don’t even let the cha cha slide 😂😂
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“the USPS must turn a profit” makes me want to set things on fire
they put a clause in the fucking constitution about postal service, that’s how important it is
nothing in there about “only if you can make money on it”
they put a clause in the fucking constitution about postal service, that’s how important it is
nothing in there about “only if you can make money on it”
🚨SCOOP: Amazon is preparing to sever ties with USPS and expand its shipping network as a true coast-to-coast rival.
It could cost USPS more than *$6 billion* a year in lost revenue, and lead Amazon to dominate yet another facet of the economy.
USPS posted a *$9 billion* loss in 2025.
It could cost USPS more than *$6 billion* a year in lost revenue, and lead Amazon to dominate yet another facet of the economy.
USPS posted a *$9 billion* loss in 2025.
Amazon explores cutting ties with USPS, building its own delivery network
Amazon looks into expanding its nationwide delivery network and giving up its longstanding partnership with the U.S. Postal Service.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 4, 2025 at 6:32 PM
“the USPS must turn a profit” makes me want to set things on fire
they put a clause in the fucking constitution about postal service, that’s how important it is
nothing in there about “only if you can make money on it”
they put a clause in the fucking constitution about postal service, that’s how important it is
nothing in there about “only if you can make money on it”
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Didn't call not one Miranda AND illegally searched him without a warrant
December 3, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Didn't call not one Miranda AND illegally searched him without a warrant
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I got to know Quinta when we were both working at BuzzFeed and she has always been wonderful, bold and fierce. And kind. She inspired me to think bigger about what I wanted for myself and others. It means so much to her escalate her vision.
‘Abbott Elementary’ star Quinta Brunson launches fund to provide free field trips to thousands of Philly students
‘Abbott Elementary’ star Quinta Brunson launches fund to provide free field trips to thousands of Philly students
“Abbott Elementary” creator and star Quinta Brunson is teaming up with the School District of Philadelphia to create a fund to provide free school trips to students.
www.phillytrib.com
December 4, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I got to know Quinta when we were both working at BuzzFeed and she has always been wonderful, bold and fierce. And kind. She inspired me to think bigger about what I wanted for myself and others. It means so much to her escalate her vision.
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This Pluribus ad on a fridge caused a schizophrenic woman named Carol to be hospitalized.
December 4, 2025 at 3:08 AM
This Pluribus ad on a fridge caused a schizophrenic woman named Carol to be hospitalized.
Awww, damn this is disappointing. Haven't started S3 yet and now I'm wondering if the animation is really that terrible
IMDb ratings for 'One Punch Man' S3 👊
S3 has yet to have a positively reviewed episode
S3 has yet to have a positively reviewed episode
December 4, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Awww, damn this is disappointing. Haven't started S3 yet and now I'm wondering if the animation is really that terrible
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I was INVESTED in this story.
December 4, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I was INVESTED in this story.
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For the next two weeks we will be fundraising for our winter ministry project … consider partnering with our local ministry in providing grocery gift cards for the community venmo.com/u/solomon-MI...
November 28, 2025 at 1:34 PM
For the next two weeks we will be fundraising for our winter ministry project … consider partnering with our local ministry in providing grocery gift cards for the community venmo.com/u/solomon-MI...
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Open AI doesn't want to be transparent about what's in their datasets - this bill would force them. If you're pro AI regulation (esp if you're in Bay Area), please show up and offer your support for this bill! If you can't make it, help spread the word!
RSVP link: bit.ly/44lRMsX Details below 👇
RSVP link: bit.ly/44lRMsX Details below 👇
December 3, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Open AI doesn't want to be transparent about what's in their datasets - this bill would force them. If you're pro AI regulation (esp if you're in Bay Area), please show up and offer your support for this bill! If you can't make it, help spread the word!
RSVP link: bit.ly/44lRMsX Details below 👇
RSVP link: bit.ly/44lRMsX Details below 👇
My mom has a very strong independent streak. Which is why if someone accidentally does something wrong to her, she will say "ok. It's fine"
IT IS NOT FINE. That woman will not admit something upset her unless you insist on making it right or helping her. Ignore all that & just do it.
IT IS NOT FINE. That woman will not admit something upset her unless you insist on making it right or helping her. Ignore all that & just do it.
December 3, 2025 at 11:32 PM
My mom has a very strong independent streak. Which is why if someone accidentally does something wrong to her, she will say "ok. It's fine"
IT IS NOT FINE. That woman will not admit something upset her unless you insist on making it right or helping her. Ignore all that & just do it.
IT IS NOT FINE. That woman will not admit something upset her unless you insist on making it right or helping her. Ignore all that & just do it.
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Same, bestie
December 3, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Same, bestie
Decided to play games last night. Got my ass handed to me entire time.
Rage quit after being SO CLOSE to winning a battle in South of Midnight just to go into BG3 to get rocked.
For the life of me can't get the cool down timing right in SoM. Just running around yelling "leave me alone"
Rage quit after being SO CLOSE to winning a battle in South of Midnight just to go into BG3 to get rocked.
For the life of me can't get the cool down timing right in SoM. Just running around yelling "leave me alone"
a man in a suit is covering his face with his hand and the words `` come on really '' .
Alt: a man in a suit is covering his face with his hand and the words `` come on really '' .
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Decided to play games last night. Got my ass handed to me entire time.
Rage quit after being SO CLOSE to winning a battle in South of Midnight just to go into BG3 to get rocked.
For the life of me can't get the cool down timing right in SoM. Just running around yelling "leave me alone"
Rage quit after being SO CLOSE to winning a battle in South of Midnight just to go into BG3 to get rocked.
For the life of me can't get the cool down timing right in SoM. Just running around yelling "leave me alone"
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I'm proud of all of us (from tonight's status)
December 2, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I'm proud of all of us (from tonight's status)
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just a quick holiday psa because it's almost december and i see people make this mistake in their festive art every year without fail
November 26, 2024 at 10:02 PM
just a quick holiday psa because it's almost december and i see people make this mistake in their festive art every year without fail
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She can’t keep getting away with this 😭
December 1, 2025 at 4:49 PM
She can’t keep getting away with this 😭
Gonna try to complete South of Midnight tonight. I swear restarted this game like 3 times already. I am not very good in combat and I'm trying to get all the readables.
Yes, I am starting over cause I forgot to explore an area but couldn't go back... bump that... Must have 100% completion
Yes, I am starting over cause I forgot to explore an area but couldn't go back... bump that... Must have 100% completion
December 1, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Gonna try to complete South of Midnight tonight. I swear restarted this game like 3 times already. I am not very good in combat and I'm trying to get all the readables.
Yes, I am starting over cause I forgot to explore an area but couldn't go back... bump that... Must have 100% completion
Yes, I am starting over cause I forgot to explore an area but couldn't go back... bump that... Must have 100% completion
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Katie Miller looking through her husband's browser history.
WHY IS EVERYTHING BLACK
November 29, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Katie Miller looking through her husband's browser history.
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Quincy Jones at Marlon Brando's orgy:
WHY IS EVERYTHING BLACK
November 29, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Quincy Jones at Marlon Brando's orgy:
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How tell is technology is good or bad?
✅ The solutions reflects & helps the user
🚨 The solutions reflects & helps the inventor
Pitch it to a person living in a 3rd world country and see if you’d be embarrassed by what’s coming out of your mouth.
Bruh.
✅ The solutions reflects & helps the user
🚨 The solutions reflects & helps the inventor
Pitch it to a person living in a 3rd world country and see if you’d be embarrassed by what’s coming out of your mouth.
Bruh.
November 29, 2025 at 5:36 PM
How tell is technology is good or bad?
✅ The solutions reflects & helps the user
🚨 The solutions reflects & helps the inventor
Pitch it to a person living in a 3rd world country and see if you’d be embarrassed by what’s coming out of your mouth.
Bruh.
✅ The solutions reflects & helps the user
🚨 The solutions reflects & helps the inventor
Pitch it to a person living in a 3rd world country and see if you’d be embarrassed by what’s coming out of your mouth.
Bruh.
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it really goes to show that ppl think they be honoring black women but don't know what that means fr bc he really thought he was big upping his homegirls. only to find out he was mistreating the ones that worked on his this week in blackness show.
Ahhh I see the Legend of the Thanksgiving Porch Haint is being told. You can smell the cranberries in the air!
November 25, 2025 at 5:49 PM
it really goes to show that ppl think they be honoring black women but don't know what that means fr bc he really thought he was big upping his homegirls. only to find out he was mistreating the ones that worked on his this week in blackness show.
*slides down wall*
This ish has been following him from app to app.
This ish has been following him from app to app.
November 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
*slides down wall*
This ish has been following him from app to app.
This ish has been following him from app to app.
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Can Elon come in?
Ruin Thanksgiving in four words: ___ ___ ___ ___
November 25, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Can Elon come in?