Kattington Bear
@katthew.bsky.social
@strawbearrylove on the dead site.
Paddington Bear doesn’t have an account on here so idk how long this will be a viable
platform.
love/bear/he
Paddington Bear doesn’t have an account on here so idk how long this will be a viable
platform.
love/bear/he
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they did in fact very literally vote for this. they wanted the brutality, they just assumed it would be against someone else
Seriously, folks, people did NOT vote for murder on the streets. A majority of those who voted went for Trump, and to win power, those against Trump will have to win many of them over, not reject them all as people who want fascism.
January 25, 2026 at 11:18 PM
they did in fact very literally vote for this. they wanted the brutality, they just assumed it would be against someone else
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gen z is trying to cancel eminem
January 25, 2026 at 10:46 PM
gen z is trying to cancel eminem
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The only president to keep the Patriots out of the Super Bowl this century? Joe Biden
January 25, 2026 at 11:00 PM
The only president to keep the Patriots out of the Super Bowl this century? Joe Biden
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Police Repeatedly Shoot Tim Cook After Mistaking iPhone For Gun https://theonion.com/police-repeatedly-shoot-tim-cook-after-mistaking-iphone-1824184361/
January 25, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Police Repeatedly Shoot Tim Cook After Mistaking iPhone For Gun https://theonion.com/police-repeatedly-shoot-tim-cook-after-mistaking-iphone-1824184361/
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“Everyone should be allowed to carry a gun for their safety but the government can murder you in the street if you have a gun” is an incredible endpoint for the conservative moment
January 24, 2026 at 5:48 PM
“Everyone should be allowed to carry a gun for their safety but the government can murder you in the street if you have a gun” is an incredible endpoint for the conservative moment
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Can you please not post execution videos to social media websites that all have autoplay
January 24, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Can you please not post execution videos to social media websites that all have autoplay
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Reminder: All it would take to end the murder of American citizens by an untrained government goon squad is 16 Republicans in Congress voting with Dems to defund ICE (or 23 to impeach and remove Trump — 3 in House & 20 in Senate). That’s it. 23 Americans can vote for the public and end all of this.
January 24, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Reminder: All it would take to end the murder of American citizens by an untrained government goon squad is 16 Republicans in Congress voting with Dems to defund ICE (or 23 to impeach and remove Trump — 3 in House & 20 in Senate). That’s it. 23 Americans can vote for the public and end all of this.
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participating in the general strike by being kind of shit at my job
January 23, 2026 at 3:20 PM
participating in the general strike by being kind of shit at my job
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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ICE getting harassed in the public bathroom instead of trans people
January 22, 2026 at 12:43 PM
ICE getting harassed in the public bathroom instead of trans people
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wow just woke up from a nap, i guess everyone else on Air Force One realized we aren't going to the right place
January 21, 2026 at 5:11 AM
wow just woke up from a nap, i guess everyone else on Air Force One realized we aren't going to the right place
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He does this every time, it’s just how nature works
Senator Ted Cruz (R-Texas) was spotted earlier today, January 20, 2026, on a plane heading to Laguna Beach as the state of Texas braces for a rare ice threat and arctic cold front.
January 21, 2026 at 6:06 AM
He does this every time, it’s just how nature works
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What if he emerged fine and we were all like awwwwww then he tripped and fell down every stair and that's how it happened
January 21, 2026 at 5:11 AM
What if he emerged fine and we were all like awwwwww then he tripped and fell down every stair and that's how it happened
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there are plenty of reasons Air Force One would suddenly turn around. for example, they may have forgotten Kevin
January 21, 2026 at 5:37 AM
there are plenty of reasons Air Force One would suddenly turn around. for example, they may have forgotten Kevin
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they gotta be trolling me
January 21, 2026 at 12:11 AM
they gotta be trolling me
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Gaming doesn’t count as screen time. Gaming is books. Unless it’s on your phone - that is screen time. Movies are books unless they are Marvel, who produce screen time. Television is screen time.
January 20, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Gaming doesn’t count as screen time. Gaming is books. Unless it’s on your phone - that is screen time. Movies are books unless they are Marvel, who produce screen time. Television is screen time.
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Excel Spreadsheet is a beautiful name for a baby nonbinary
January 20, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Excel Spreadsheet is a beautiful name for a baby nonbinary
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microdosing the horrors by being awake
January 20, 2026 at 9:03 PM
microdosing the horrors by being awake
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playing a game called PHONE. it’s like HORSE but we take turns throwing our phones into a hoop
January 20, 2026 at 4:30 AM
playing a game called PHONE. it’s like HORSE but we take turns throwing our phones into a hoop
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Pitching a movie tomorrow where I wrote this:
January 20, 2026 at 6:12 AM
Pitching a movie tomorrow where I wrote this:
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you gotta believe me bro just one more drastic change in circumstances will also fix all my internal struggles you gotta believe me i'm good for it
January 20, 2026 at 6:34 AM
you gotta believe me bro just one more drastic change in circumstances will also fix all my internal struggles you gotta believe me i'm good for it
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Just got back from my first day as a bus driver. I think it went well, despite the passengers telling me (wrongly) I was going to wrong destination. Now to crack open a beer and check BlueSky...
January 20, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Just got back from my first day as a bus driver. I think it went well, despite the passengers telling me (wrongly) I was going to wrong destination. Now to crack open a beer and check BlueSky...