Kinchman
@kinchman.bsky.social
Mostly writer, sometimes musician, fervent humanist. Violently opposed to hate and injustice. Twitter refugee. Answers sex bots with macroeconomic questions. Older dude prone to bouts of immaturity. Believes music can save the world when he knows it can't.
Even if all those fishing boats are filled with drug-smugglers, you don't get to slaughter them. You capture, arrest, and follow due process. Otherwise, it's murder.
December 3, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Even if all those fishing boats are filled with drug-smugglers, you don't get to slaughter them. You capture, arrest, and follow due process. Otherwise, it's murder.
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No better way to really strike at the heart of illegal drug importation than by pardoning a significant public figure convicted of just that.
November 29, 2025 at 8:15 PM
No better way to really strike at the heart of illegal drug importation than by pardoning a significant public figure convicted of just that.
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In today’s edition of Extremely Michigan Things: The Vernors Slurpee.
November 29, 2025 at 8:01 PM
In today’s edition of Extremely Michigan Things: The Vernors Slurpee.
Stable geniusing never sleeps!
November 28, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Stable geniusing never sleeps!
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[sees hearse pull up out front]
My ride is here.
My ride is here.
November 28, 2025 at 12:25 PM
[sees hearse pull up out front]
My ride is here.
My ride is here.
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Breaking: Thanksgiving guests unfathomably prefer to watch dog show than the 1987 NBA Eastern Conference Finals
November 27, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Breaking: Thanksgiving guests unfathomably prefer to watch dog show than the 1987 NBA Eastern Conference Finals
Trump/Hegseth fly over Ukraine:
youtu.be/CR5GzUZ0a5M?...
youtu.be/CR5GzUZ0a5M?...
The Wizard of Oz Surrender Dorothy scene
YouTube video by Alex Thebold
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November 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Trump/Hegseth fly over Ukraine:
youtu.be/CR5GzUZ0a5M?...
youtu.be/CR5GzUZ0a5M?...
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Another Republican war for oil. I feel like we’ve done this before just a little while ago. bsky.app/profile/atru...
Rep. Salazar on Venezuela: "We're about to go in ... we need to go in ... Venezuela for the American oil companies will be a field day"
November 24, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Another Republican war for oil. I feel like we’ve done this before just a little while ago. bsky.app/profile/atru...
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This probably isn’t good.
The CDC has turned off its vaccine search tool.
The vaccines.gov site now gives an error when you enter a valid zip code.
They also removed text saying “Vaccines can help you stay healthy” and added a banner saying the site is being updated.
The vaccines.gov site now gives an error when you enter a valid zip code.
They also removed text saying “Vaccines can help you stay healthy” and added a banner saying the site is being updated.
November 26, 2025 at 10:40 AM
This probably isn’t good.
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Days after the House passes a GOP led resolution condemning socialism, the President wants to hand everyone a bunch of money. Great. Fantastic. But they just condemned this.
November 26, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Days after the House passes a GOP led resolution condemning socialism, the President wants to hand everyone a bunch of money. Great. Fantastic. But they just condemned this.
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It's a "heat and serve" Thanksgiving, Charlie Brown.
November 25, 2025 at 11:04 AM
It's a "heat and serve" Thanksgiving, Charlie Brown.
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You ever have a dream about someone your waking mind has completely forgotten?
Brain: Remember Tommy from 2nd grade? No? Well, what if you and he had to escape from a barbershop slowly filling with shaving cream while being chased by gum ball machines filled with wasps while your grandma hums WAP?
Brain: Remember Tommy from 2nd grade? No? Well, what if you and he had to escape from a barbershop slowly filling with shaving cream while being chased by gum ball machines filled with wasps while your grandma hums WAP?
November 25, 2025 at 1:50 PM
You ever have a dream about someone your waking mind has completely forgotten?
Brain: Remember Tommy from 2nd grade? No? Well, what if you and he had to escape from a barbershop slowly filling with shaving cream while being chased by gum ball machines filled with wasps while your grandma hums WAP?
Brain: Remember Tommy from 2nd grade? No? Well, what if you and he had to escape from a barbershop slowly filling with shaving cream while being chased by gum ball machines filled with wasps while your grandma hums WAP?
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If you like an author’s work, tell them. Buy their work. Follow them home and make them dinner. Spaghetti and meatballs. Or maybe something with shrimp. Run them a bath. Not too hot. Buy them a sea monster toy for the bath. Rrwarrr! Feed them grapes. But not in the bath. That would be weird.
November 24, 2025 at 6:32 PM
If you like an author’s work, tell them. Buy their work. Follow them home and make them dinner. Spaghetti and meatballs. Or maybe something with shrimp. Run them a bath. Not too hot. Buy them a sea monster toy for the bath. Rrwarrr! Feed them grapes. But not in the bath. That would be weird.
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Never be afraid to avoid new things.
November 22, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Never be afraid to avoid new things.
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Is "blowing past legal concerns" anything like "illegal"?
The media has refused since 2015 to call crime "crime" and we suffer every day for it.
The media has refused since 2015 to call crime "crime" and we suffer every day for it.
detailed WashPost account of how Trump and Stephen Miller sidelined serious lawyers so they could fabricate a justification for committing murder
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
White House blew past legal concerns in deadly strikes on drug boats
The Trump administration sidestepped skeptical lawyers across national security agencies as it pursued a military campaign against alleged narcotraffickers, officials say.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 22, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Is "blowing past legal concerns" anything like "illegal"?
The media has refused since 2015 to call crime "crime" and we suffer every day for it.
The media has refused since 2015 to call crime "crime" and we suffer every day for it.
Let's not forget the 86 Democrats in the House that supported that GOP idiotic show-vote resolution denouncing socialism "in all its forms". Good to know with plenty of time before the midterms for prog Dems to mount primary challenges.
November 22, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Let's not forget the 86 Democrats in the House that supported that GOP idiotic show-vote resolution denouncing socialism "in all its forms". Good to know with plenty of time before the midterms for prog Dems to mount primary challenges.
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I know a guy who can get you a bootleg "My Kid Is An Honor Student" bumper sticker if your kid is dumb.
November 21, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I know a guy who can get you a bootleg "My Kid Is An Honor Student" bumper sticker if your kid is dumb.
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if a swastika isn't considered hate speech, then they shouldn't mind being called Nazis 500 times a day (punch Nazis yeah)
November 20, 2025 at 10:29 PM
if a swastika isn't considered hate speech, then they shouldn't mind being called Nazis 500 times a day (punch Nazis yeah)
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we should really read more into the fact that all corporate jargon for urgent issues are analogies to scenarios where you face certain death and all you can do is stave it off as long as you can like the plot of 300
A friend of mine has early access to cutting edge corporate jargon, I heard the phrase "let's double-click on that" from him long before anywhere else. I asked him what's new these days and he says it's "the shark closest to your body" for the most urgent issue.
November 19, 2025 at 8:43 PM
we should really read more into the fact that all corporate jargon for urgent issues are analogies to scenarios where you face certain death and all you can do is stave it off as long as you can like the plot of 300
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My nephew who sleeps all day wants to be a pro video gamer. I want to be my nephew.
November 19, 2025 at 5:52 AM
My nephew who sleeps all day wants to be a pro video gamer. I want to be my nephew.
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I don’t believe the story but they sure are working overtime to convince me
White House aggressively posting “trump is straight” content amid the blow job e-mail
November 17, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I don’t believe the story but they sure are working overtime to convince me
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Trump has directed republicans to support the release of the Epstein files, the FBI must have finishing scrubbing his name.
November 17, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Trump has directed republicans to support the release of the Epstein files, the FBI must have finishing scrubbing his name.