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KnittingSarcastic @knittingsarcastic.bsky.social · 4h

Why is anyone still listening to that ghoul James Carville?

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KnittingSarcastic @knittingsarcastic.bsky.social · Sep 18

JFC another day of this?!!! This hill he is dying on is a pile of bullshit.

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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · Sep 18

Canceling Jimmy Kimmel show is not about Charlie Kirk, just like going after universities was not about antisemitism and occupying DC was not about fighting crime.

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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · Sep 18

When you lose your job for calling out a racist’s racism, that’s called Klancel culture.

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · Sep 17

Just so I'm clear:

TV host says we should kill every homeless person? No big deal

TV host says the right must "go to war" with the left? Pfft.

TV host says the government is cracking down on critics? Well, the government cracks down on him for the criticism.

Free speech, everyone.

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KnittingSarcastic @knittingsarcastic.bsky.social · Aug 29

Damn, I take the morning off of social media and I missed Imani's origin story?

KnittingSarcastic @knittingsarcastic.bsky.social · Jul 21

My granddaughter was the same. And then I gave her some mango and I had to keep it stocked along with the berries anytime she spent time with me.

KnittingSarcastic @knittingsarcastic.bsky.social · Jul 20

Can we forget going back in time and just kill Baby Grok now?

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · Jul 3

When your neighbor on the left is being dragged away by masked men and your neighbor on the right can't get an X-ray for their child, be sure to quickly explain that "both parties are the same" and whatnot.

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stop motion skeleton @jonchristian.net · Jun 12

scooby doo meme where the guy pulls the mask off the ghost who's labeled "bluesky is bad" and underneath is "i want to post slurs"

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ColdChef, scary Undertaker. Booooo. @coldchef.bsky.social · Jun 8

Give the photographer the Pulitzer Prize

Stormtrooper-ass looking cops standing in front of a giant donut.

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Matt da Silva @mdasilva.bsky.social · Jun 8

Seeing a massive divide online between Angelenos of all political stripes who understand that the protests in LA yesterday were mostly peaceful and any violence was ICE-initiated and East Coast establishment liberals lecturing “the left” on how riots just amplify right wing talking points.

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Ellen Braaten @ellenbraaten.bsky.social · Jun 8

Terry Moran reported what he saw as the truth. In my opinion, this isn’t an “opinion” as much as a reporter who has observed an individual and reported on what he has observed. This is the kind of information. American needs to know.

Brian Stelter @brianstelter.bsky.social · Jun 8

Breaking: ABC News says senior national correspondent Terry Moran "has been suspended pending further evaluation." This since-deleted tweet is the reason for the suspension:

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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · Jun 8

🚨…WE ARE BEING TOLD THE FRONT LINE OF THE INSURRECTION HAS MOVED TO THE HOME DEPOT PAINT AISLE. MARINES SUBDUED ONE DIY HOMEOWNER WHO WAS BROWSING CEILING PRIMERS AND TWO SUSPECTED CRAFTERS CARRYING A SUSPICIOUSLY LARGE NUMBER OF BEHR PAINT SWATCHES…SUPPORT DRONES REMAIN STUCK IN THE GARDEN SECTION…

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LeAnn Crimes @audhdylan.bsky.social · Jun 5

Bluesky right now:

A bunch of 90s kids gathered around a desktop computer, stoked by what's happening on screen

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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · Jun 5

Whatever happens tomorrow, whatever horror the future brings, whatever disaster justifiably curses us all forever, at least we had a pretty funny day today

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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · Jun 5

I can tell some of you people have never watched the WWF/WWE.

Elon is doing a classic “heel turn.” This builds tensions and keeps ratings high.

By Electomania 2028, liberals will try to tag Elon in, but he’ll refuse. Then, when Trump is about to be pinned, he’ll bit Dems with a steel chair.

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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · Jun 5

I'm just looking forward to the day when RFK Jr's ego finally collides with Donald Trump. Because you know it's coming.

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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · Jun 5

Thank you for the stern scolding but it’s actually possible to both enjoy two malignant rich fucks viciously falling out and understand it doesn’t fix every problem immediately.

Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · Jun 5

PSA: Do not let the Musk & Trump feud distract you from the fact that both want to rob us of basic healthcare, civil rights, & economic security—all while lining the pockets of billionaires.

This childish feud is a distraction. Stay focused on ensuring we stop this horrific bill from becoming law.

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Dr. NerdLove @doctornerdlove.com · Jun 5

So do you think anyone’s sliding the interview where Elon’s brother confessing to their being illegal immigrants over to Stephen Miller and saying “this will bring your wife back?”

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Mueller, She Wrote @muellershewrote.com · Jun 5

I think Trump will fold first. Because he always does. TACO.

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · Jun 5

I’m not sure if you can overdose on schadenfreude but we’re about to find out

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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · Jun 5

This feels like Alien vs Sexual Predator

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