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Gareth Clarke
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Welshman born in Cornwall. A player of games. Frequently opinionated. Bullish retweeter. He/him.
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If you see me over there, no you didn't.
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Why doesn't England have an East / West divide?

Or doesn't it not?

Or does it?

Let's find out.

New video featuring the rarely blinking but palatable @jayforeman.bsky.social

youtu.be/DQzqmV7t6_0
The English divide nobody talks about
YouTube video by Jay and Mark
youtu.be
December 8, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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What did you think would happen when you restricted access to care?
December 8, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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"Cracking slop, Gromit!"
December 8, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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Reform UK are running a “cash for access scheme in all but name”, a senior SNP MP has alleged after they launched a £10,000-per-year membership which comes with exclusive access to party leadership.
www.thenational.scot/news/2567713...
'Cash for access' row as Reform UK open 'exclusive' £10k membership club
REFORM UK are running a “cash for access scheme in all but name”, a senior SNP MP has alleged ...
www.thenational.scot
December 7, 2025 at 7:19 AM
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The EU was created in by people who lived through WWII and saw political and economic integration as a means to bringing peace and stability to the continent.

It is being opposed by Putin, Musk and the others who support Neo Nazis in Europe.
December 8, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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The Green Party:
"We would like to have a sensible conversation about legalising and regulating drugs"
The Prime Minister:
"ZACK POLANSKI WANTS TO PERSONALLY SELL CRACK TO YOUR CHILDREN"

Adults in the room etc
December 7, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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Starmer says he’s "taking the gloves off" and that the Greens are "nuts"

Big talk from the PM of vibes based cruelty and trickle down cowardice.

Join.greenparty.org.uk
December 7, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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Shamina Begum must be held accountable for her actions when she was 15. Whereas I should not, because I was a mere child.
December 7, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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Drugs have caused less measurable harm to this country than landlordism so I'm chalking this one up as a win for the Greens.
[wearing my sickos t shirt whilst smiling so wide im like Jack Nicholsons Joker] oh wow, that sounds sooooo bad
December 7, 2025 at 9:41 AM
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Utter embarrassment of a country.
This is so disgusting.
December 7, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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When people talk about “if you don’t vote Labour you’re splitting the left vote”

How is voting for Labour anything close to “Left” at this point. Look at this shit.
This is so disgusting.
December 7, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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it might seem surprising that the people who said “look, let trans people live their lives, but i have Reasonable Concerns about sports and toilets” aren’t up in arms about this, but what you have to remember is that those people who said that are liars who were lying
December 6, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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Netflix wasn't worth losing rental stores over and it's definitely not worth losing movie theaters over.
December 6, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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I was bored last night so I watched an episode of OG Star Trek where they picked up Charlie, a traumatised teenager with godlike abilities who only wants people to love him, but is incapable of doing anything funny or nice, so he just destroys everything in fits of rage to hide his shame, hey Elon
December 6, 2025 at 9:30 AM
"come on you cunt"

Trying to scan your blood sugar on a libre when very very very drunk.

This took quite a few revisions also 😂
December 5, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Honestly, "government of cowards" really is the most perfectly apt description for the current government I've heard.
"You're a government of cowards"
Zack Polanski calls out the Labour government's inhumane approach to asylum- highlighting continued austerity as the root cause of structural issues in our society

join.greenparty.org.uk
December 4, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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Very much underlines the point I was making yesterday about standing up to this shit regardless of the cost. When you capitulate, it doesn't make them happy, it doesn't even make them stop: they just ask why you didn't do it sooner, why you aren't being more full-throated in your cowardice.
Note how these awful people are getting exactly the exclusions of children that they demanded and *that still isn’t enough for them*: they demand everyone be delighted about it and kiss their arses for being brilliant.
December 4, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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David Lammy’s Plans to Scrap Automatic Right to Appeal Risk ‘Increasing Miscarriages of Justice’

Lawyers and legal campaigners say the changes risk removing “vital safeguards” and shutting out vulnerable defendants from justice

bylinetimes.com/2025/12/03/d...
David Lammy's Plans to Scrap Automatic Right to Appeal Risk 'Increasing Miscarriages of Justice'
Lawyers and legal campaigners say the changes risk removing "vital safeguards" and shutting out vulnerable defendants from justice
bylinetimes.com
December 3, 2025 at 9:48 PM
The best part about my YouTube Music recap (a service I have because I've got YouTube Premium, and which I use intermittently and eclectically) is that it was soundtracked with this absolute banger.

youtu.be/7Nf-cQj_SLE?...
VULFPECK /// This Is Not The Song I Wrote
YouTube video by Vulf
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December 3, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Executives are the only ones regurgitative AI could actually replace. AI can fuck up game projects by making irrational demands based on utterly derivative ideas.

You wanna lay off the dead wood? Start at the fucking top.
December 2, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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It's that time of year again
December 1, 2025 at 1:23 PM
December's traditions. This time of year, there's only one question that matters, and only one cover of a song that asks it frequently enough;

youtu.be/-k4yjCo8JWs?...
Slade - Merry Xmas Everybody but all the lyrics are 'are you hanging up your stocking...
YouTube video by Michael M
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November 30, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 11:24 AM