Lone
@lonefire.bsky.social
Equestrian, Roboticist, studying to be a Patent Agent
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being software reading news in 2026
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crashing out due to race conditions
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crashing out due to race conditions
February 1, 2026 at 7:21 AM
being software reading news in 2026
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crashing out due to race conditions
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crashing out due to race conditions
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We held our kid’s 4th bday party at a local park and some guy down the street was welding in the same basement where kept a shitload of fireworks. First lots of booms and then 5 or 6 different fire departments sent trucks. The 4 yo thought it was all for his birthday and loved it.
Add another entry in the Book of Plumber Crimes: I thought at first this was Homeowner Crimes but then got to "He informed IFD that he was aware of the use of a blow torch on active gas pipes but noted his experience as a plumber"
ATTN: @rahaeli.bsky.social , I have found Brand New Levels of PLUMBER CRIMES. (Thanks to a friend sharing a screenshot image with me.)
local12.com/news/nation-...
local12.com/news/nation-...
January 30, 2026 at 6:31 PM
We held our kid’s 4th bday party at a local park and some guy down the street was welding in the same basement where kept a shitload of fireworks. First lots of booms and then 5 or 6 different fire departments sent trucks. The 4 yo thought it was all for his birthday and loved it.
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Try explaining the saga if lowtax banning hentai leading to the creation of 4chan leading to the creation of /pol/ leading to gamergate leading to the wow gold magnate Steve Banon getting involved in politics with Breitbart and ... Hold on the orderlies are telling me it's rec time
January 31, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Try explaining the saga if lowtax banning hentai leading to the creation of 4chan leading to the creation of /pol/ leading to gamergate leading to the wow gold magnate Steve Banon getting involved in politics with Breitbart and ... Hold on the orderlies are telling me it's rec time
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We had a really unspeakable shock hit our high school community once and they made those of us directly impacted go sit in trauma processing therapy circles and I feel like someone needs to do this for internet extremism researchers right now
I have, for years, talked about how I spent the late aughts on 4chan, and I've been watching the worst people from there take over the world.
And.
He's.
He relaunched /pol/ after meeting with Epstein.
It's been fucking /pol/ this entire fucking time fucking fuck.
And.
He's.
He relaunched /pol/ after meeting with Epstein.
It's been fucking /pol/ this entire fucking time fucking fuck.
January 31, 2026 at 4:36 AM
We had a really unspeakable shock hit our high school community once and they made those of us directly impacted go sit in trauma processing therapy circles and I feel like someone needs to do this for internet extremism researchers right now
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ohhhhhh okay so what we've learned from the epstein mail drop is that the entirety of the fascistic culture war since the 2010s onward was basically wholesale consolidated through the anglosphere bourgeois old boys club network of pedophile rapists
So apparently I was right to shittalk m00t this week because it's been revealed that his boneheaded decision to establish /pol/ and subsequently ruin the website was allegedly born out of a one-on-one meeting with Jeffery Epstein.
January 31, 2026 at 4:46 AM
ohhhhhh okay so what we've learned from the epstein mail drop is that the entirety of the fascistic culture war since the 2010s onward was basically wholesale consolidated through the anglosphere bourgeois old boys club network of pedophile rapists
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I need you to know that you can buy individual crabs from LEGO and they are 21¢ each
www.lego.com/en-us/pick-a...
www.lego.com/en-us/pick-a...
January 30, 2026 at 8:33 PM
I need you to know that you can buy individual crabs from LEGO and they are 21¢ each
www.lego.com/en-us/pick-a...
www.lego.com/en-us/pick-a...
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Pro-Tip: Send this to your group chat for a good 30 minutes of fun.
January 30, 2026 at 4:28 AM
Pro-Tip: Send this to your group chat for a good 30 minutes of fun.
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Someone put a scarf on the Grand Army Plaza dinosaur to keep him warm this week.
January 28, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Someone put a scarf on the Grand Army Plaza dinosaur to keep him warm this week.
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not a lot of people know this life hack: instead of shoveling snow, you can just leave it and move away forever
January 27, 2026 at 10:07 PM
not a lot of people know this life hack: instead of shoveling snow, you can just leave it and move away forever
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I can’t believe their plan of shooting people in the face and bombing their homes hasn’t proven more popular
Morale plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports
Morale plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports
Morale plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports
www.independent.co.uk
January 26, 2026 at 6:25 PM
I can’t believe their plan of shooting people in the face and bombing their homes hasn’t proven more popular
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dracula in the last room waiting for a belmont to show up
January 25, 2026 at 6:16 PM
dracula in the last room waiting for a belmont to show up
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heard there was controversy about the new arknights game stealing money from players. and also there was a paypal bug too!
January 22, 2026 at 11:47 AM
heard there was controversy about the new arknights game stealing money from players. and also there was a paypal bug too!
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Ok but like isn't this the second or third time Air Force One had to turn back during an Atlantic crossing. I know we all want it to be about Trump, but what if they forgot to pack Stephen Miller in the earth of his homeland, and had to turn back before crossing the water?
January 21, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Ok but like isn't this the second or third time Air Force One had to turn back during an Atlantic crossing. I know we all want it to be about Trump, but what if they forgot to pack Stephen Miller in the earth of his homeland, and had to turn back before crossing the water?
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"Cholera could stop spreading if people stop drinking from this dirty river," warns man who shat in the river
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
Big tech boss tells delegates at Davos that broader global use is essential if technology is to deliver lasting growth
www.irishtimes.com
January 20, 2026 at 2:29 PM
"Cholera could stop spreading if people stop drinking from this dirty river," warns man who shat in the river
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*Homer Simpson voice*: The dumbest diplomatic crisis of your life *so far*
this is the dumbest diplomatic crisis of my life
January 19, 2026 at 5:21 PM
*Homer Simpson voice*: The dumbest diplomatic crisis of your life *so far*
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Copy Editing Matters, from HHS's release on the new childhood vaccine schedule: All the diseases will still be available to anyone who wants them
January 6, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Copy Editing Matters, from HHS's release on the new childhood vaccine schedule: All the diseases will still be available to anyone who wants them
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yes I know I have a deadline but here's the thing: the cat is trying to fit her entire body in my left armpit at the moment
January 5, 2026 at 10:03 PM
yes I know I have a deadline but here's the thing: the cat is trying to fit her entire body in my left armpit at the moment
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I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
January 3, 2026 at 9:13 AM
I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
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For Americans, Dick Clark was the personification of all the preceding year’s misfortunes and sorrows.
Each year a Dick Clark was chosen to be feasted and feted for the final week of December, until being sealed inside a ball by temple attendants for the sacrifice on the night of the 31st.
Each year a Dick Clark was chosen to be feasted and feted for the final week of December, until being sealed inside a ball by temple attendants for the sacrifice on the night of the 31st.
January 1, 2026 at 5:38 AM
For Americans, Dick Clark was the personification of all the preceding year’s misfortunes and sorrows.
Each year a Dick Clark was chosen to be feasted and feted for the final week of December, until being sealed inside a ball by temple attendants for the sacrifice on the night of the 31st.
Each year a Dick Clark was chosen to be feasted and feted for the final week of December, until being sealed inside a ball by temple attendants for the sacrifice on the night of the 31st.
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For some reason I read this story and imagine a formal butler raising one sarcastic eyebrow. "*Used* narco-submarines, sir? Really?"
Hard times for everyone I guess.
Hard times for everyone I guess.
December 25, 2025 at 7:58 PM
For some reason I read this story and imagine a formal butler raising one sarcastic eyebrow. "*Used* narco-submarines, sir? Really?"
Hard times for everyone I guess.
Hard times for everyone I guess.