marie
@marieiskandar.me
late thirties. she/her. i am a thousand years old and have seen many a ghost. from the computer, sadly. erstwhile yinzer now living in tokyo. 日本語🆗 (嘘ですが…)
*transforms into a sick-ass fire demon* RIDE THE FIRE / BORN TO END ALL YOUR KIND / GUNS AND STEEL, THAT’S WHAT I AM *is hit and killed by a smiling dolphin*
February 17, 2026 at 9:12 AM
*transforms into a sick-ass fire demon* RIDE THE FIRE / BORN TO END ALL YOUR KIND / GUNS AND STEEL, THAT’S WHAT I AM *is hit and killed by a smiling dolphin*
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Ouuughhhh oouuuuwwwwaaaaaa ooaaaaghuuuuuhhhowwgahhhhh guuuuuwah
Perhaps it is I who ought to turn off the computer and make my brain more normal
February 17, 2026 at 6:34 AM
Ouuughhhh oouuuuwwwwaaaaaa ooaaaaghuuuuuhhhowwgahhhhh guuuuuwah
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February 16, 2026 at 11:07 PM
this right here is uncomfortably loud. i need more options between 0% and this volume, and am confused about why higher volume settings even exist
February 17, 2026 at 4:38 AM
this right here is uncomfortably loud. i need more options between 0% and this volume, and am confused about why higher volume settings even exist
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soup weather is when it rains soup and you have to make sure to clean it up after before it dries out and hardens on everything
February 17, 2026 at 1:33 AM
soup weather is when it rains soup and you have to make sure to clean it up after before it dries out and hardens on everything
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YALL
TELL ME WHY THIS STEAKHOUSE PIANO PLAYER IS PLAYING THE DRY DOCKS THEME FROM SUPER MARIO 64
TELL ME WHY THIS STEAKHOUSE PIANO PLAYER IS PLAYING THE DRY DOCKS THEME FROM SUPER MARIO 64
February 16, 2026 at 4:20 AM
YALL
TELL ME WHY THIS STEAKHOUSE PIANO PLAYER IS PLAYING THE DRY DOCKS THEME FROM SUPER MARIO 64
TELL ME WHY THIS STEAKHOUSE PIANO PLAYER IS PLAYING THE DRY DOCKS THEME FROM SUPER MARIO 64
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Did you know that when you accumulate enough entries in your ledger of ways your life could have been but for a certain prevailing contingency it rolls over back to zero and you become completely free
February 16, 2026 at 9:53 AM
Did you know that when you accumulate enough entries in your ledger of ways your life could have been but for a certain prevailing contingency it rolls over back to zero and you become completely free
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if an adult plays the trombone in the peanuts universe it sounds like words
February 13, 2026 at 12:20 AM
if an adult plays the trombone in the peanuts universe it sounds like words
an overabundance of pleather
February 16, 2026 at 2:41 AM
an overabundance of pleather
my father approaches me in his tighty whiteys, as is often the case before he dispenses sage advice. “son,” he says, “girls are soft, and they smell good. once you start hugging on one, it’s the only thing you’re gonna want to do.” he stands silent for a moment, then wanders away before i can reply
February 15, 2026 at 6:08 PM
my father approaches me in his tighty whiteys, as is often the case before he dispenses sage advice. “son,” he says, “girls are soft, and they smell good. once you start hugging on one, it’s the only thing you’re gonna want to do.” he stands silent for a moment, then wanders away before i can reply
today at the donki somebody apologized to me in english and i tried to reply “no worries” but my voice didn’t come out for the “no” so i responded to “i’m sorry” with “worries”
February 15, 2026 at 5:42 PM
today at the donki somebody apologized to me in english and i tried to reply “no worries” but my voice didn’t come out for the “no” so i responded to “i’m sorry” with “worries”
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Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
February 14, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
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I need an evil sinister MILF to feed me ice cube
August 9, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I need an evil sinister MILF to feed me ice cube
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what does it mean when a crow flies into you while you walk through a cemetery on valentine’s day
February 14, 2026 at 11:23 PM
what does it mean when a crow flies into you while you walk through a cemetery on valentine’s day
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a cupid crashed into my window earlier and now he’s just sitting dazed in the lawn firing arrows at all my neighbors
February 14, 2025 at 3:43 AM
a cupid crashed into my window earlier and now he’s just sitting dazed in the lawn firing arrows at all my neighbors
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It was believed in medieval times that hedgehogs had spikes so they could roll over fruit to carry home to their children, which is not true but is a really cute idea
February 13, 2026 at 11:26 AM
It was believed in medieval times that hedgehogs had spikes so they could roll over fruit to carry home to their children, which is not true but is a really cute idea
someone said i looked like björk??? i don't see it but that's the nicest thing anyone has ever said about me
February 14, 2026 at 1:36 PM
someone said i looked like björk??? i don't see it but that's the nicest thing anyone has ever said about me
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Happy Valentine's Day
A clinically depressed newscaster with Disco Elysium music
YouTube video by AILLBREAKFAST
www.youtube.com
February 14, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Happy Valentine's Day
where is this located
Ass heavy industries
ass heavy industries
February 13, 2026 at 1:22 PM
where is this located
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I am so sorry I brought you into this vale of tears, my child; we are here to be tested and suffer. Would you like to also make this apology in thirty years
February 12, 2026 at 2:22 PM
I am so sorry I brought you into this vale of tears, my child; we are here to be tested and suffer. Would you like to also make this apology in thirty years
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lord, the woman you put on earth to sit by a creek in the forest is being made to send slack messages
February 12, 2026 at 2:08 PM
lord, the woman you put on earth to sit by a creek in the forest is being made to send slack messages
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0-21: tummy time
21-34: drinking, carousing
34-57: regret and reflection
57-99: death
21-34: drinking, carousing
34-57: regret and reflection
57-99: death
February 11, 2026 at 11:52 PM
0-21: tummy time
21-34: drinking, carousing
34-57: regret and reflection
57-99: death
21-34: drinking, carousing
34-57: regret and reflection
57-99: death