marie
@marieiskandar.me
late thirties. she/her. i am a thousand years old and have seen many a ghost. from the computer, sadly. erstwhile yinzer now living in tokyo. 日本語🆗 (嘘ですが…)
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Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
February 14, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
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I need an evil sinister MILF to feed me ice cube
August 9, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I need an evil sinister MILF to feed me ice cube
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what does it mean when a crow flies into you while you walk through a cemetery on valentine’s day
February 14, 2026 at 11:23 PM
what does it mean when a crow flies into you while you walk through a cemetery on valentine’s day
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a cupid crashed into my window earlier and now he’s just sitting dazed in the lawn firing arrows at all my neighbors
February 14, 2025 at 3:43 AM
a cupid crashed into my window earlier and now he’s just sitting dazed in the lawn firing arrows at all my neighbors
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It was believed in medieval times that hedgehogs had spikes so they could roll over fruit to carry home to their children, which is not true but is a really cute idea
February 13, 2026 at 11:26 AM
It was believed in medieval times that hedgehogs had spikes so they could roll over fruit to carry home to their children, which is not true but is a really cute idea
someone said i looked like björk??? i don't see it but that's the nicest thing anyone has ever said about me
February 14, 2026 at 1:36 PM
someone said i looked like björk??? i don't see it but that's the nicest thing anyone has ever said about me
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Happy Valentine's Day
A clinically depressed newscaster with Disco Elysium music
YouTube video by AILLBREAKFAST
www.youtube.com
February 14, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Happy Valentine's Day
where is this located
Ass heavy industries
ass heavy industries
February 13, 2026 at 1:22 PM
where is this located
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I am so sorry I brought you into this vale of tears, my child; we are here to be tested and suffer. Would you like to also make this apology in thirty years
February 12, 2026 at 2:22 PM
I am so sorry I brought you into this vale of tears, my child; we are here to be tested and suffer. Would you like to also make this apology in thirty years
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lord, the woman you put on earth to sit by a creek in the forest is being made to send slack messages
February 12, 2026 at 2:08 PM
lord, the woman you put on earth to sit by a creek in the forest is being made to send slack messages
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0-21: tummy time
21-34: drinking, carousing
34-57: regret and reflection
57-99: death
21-34: drinking, carousing
34-57: regret and reflection
57-99: death
February 11, 2026 at 11:52 PM
0-21: tummy time
21-34: drinking, carousing
34-57: regret and reflection
57-99: death
21-34: drinking, carousing
34-57: regret and reflection
57-99: death
article proposal: get people of different heights to all walk the same path through ueno station and keep score of how many BONKs each person suffers
February 12, 2026 at 4:38 AM
article proposal: get people of different heights to all walk the same path through ueno station and keep score of how many BONKs each person suffers
it’s interesting having a conversation with my mom where she a) apologizes for giving birth to me in this world and apologizes because she “didn’t know it would be like this”, b) explains her belief that this world is, by design, a type of hell / purgatory, and c) asks about grandkids
February 12, 2026 at 12:40 AM
it’s interesting having a conversation with my mom where she a) apologizes for giving birth to me in this world and apologizes because she “didn’t know it would be like this”, b) explains her belief that this world is, by design, a type of hell / purgatory, and c) asks about grandkids
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My doctor told me to watch commercials for medications until I find one I think looks good and then text him
February 11, 2026 at 10:48 PM
My doctor told me to watch commercials for medications until I find one I think looks good and then text him
imagining a couple whose phones’ battery percentages always add up to 100%. absolutely a type of duprass
February 11, 2026 at 3:03 PM
imagining a couple whose phones’ battery percentages always add up to 100%. absolutely a type of duprass
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I do not recommend machines attempting to replace mathematicians
February 11, 2026 at 1:45 PM
I do not recommend machines attempting to replace mathematicians
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getting the surgery (giant wind-up toy key installed on my back)
February 11, 2026 at 7:56 AM
getting the surgery (giant wind-up toy key installed on my back)
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Every now and then I see a post and think ‘oh no, you don’t do your thinking with those concepts do you? Those are posting concepts, not thinking concepts’ and I think this tracks a meaningful distinction.
February 11, 2026 at 9:40 AM
Every now and then I see a post and think ‘oh no, you don’t do your thinking with those concepts do you? Those are posting concepts, not thinking concepts’ and I think this tracks a meaningful distinction.
smelled something like burning toast for a bit then passed out unexpectedly. came to and i can't really feel my hands but everything else seems to be ok so hopefully i didn't have too severe of a stroke
February 11, 2026 at 6:55 AM
smelled something like burning toast for a bit then passed out unexpectedly. came to and i can't really feel my hands but everything else seems to be ok so hopefully i didn't have too severe of a stroke
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my dear friends, may I wish you a happy pricemaster day
may you come out successful when you make or are made an offer
may you come out successful when you make or are made an offer
The PriceMaster (full version)
YouTube video by ThePriceMaster
www.youtube.com
February 11, 2026 at 2:20 AM
my dear friends, may I wish you a happy pricemaster day
may you come out successful when you make or are made an offer
may you come out successful when you make or are made an offer
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February 9, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Must go home & check lights
February 10, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Must go home & check lights