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marie

@marieiskandar.me

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late thirties. she/her. i am a thousand years old and have seen many a ghost. from the computer, sadly. erstwhile yinzer now living in tokyo. 日本語🆗 (嘘ですが…)

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marie @marieiskandar.me · 1h

national azabu understands that americans need to see at least one animatronic skeleton every october or they will suffer from acute spookiness deficiency

marie @marieiskandar.me · 5h

wearing all my “i need medical attention“ finest to the clinic, as is family tradition

Marie is standing in the mirror, wearing a pink hat that has a cat with a bite taken out of its head saying “do you have ibuprofen”, and a purple shirt with a blue bird exclaiming “Guess I’ve got brain problems”

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lete lyre@中秋の名月 @letelyre.bsky.social · 1d

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Aria Winningson @aria.labeledrude.online · 1d

getting reticulated must feel so good if you're a spline

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marie @marieiskandar.me · 1d

a stereotype were done

Marie’s hand wearing a black fingerless glove and some bracelets with light blue nail polish, holding a can of Monster.

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marie @marieiskandar.me · 1d

born to slurp / world is a broth / 濃厚 dip 'em all 1961 / i am noodle man / 410,757,864,530 dried sardines

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rainbow;raincrow @moonicorn.bsky.social · 1d

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marie @marieiskandar.me · 2d

there is a terrifying picture of my father in his youth that looks exactly like me in a very disconcerting way. he is dressed as, if i remember correctly, either a cowboy or a farmer

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Wes Miller @getwired.com · 3d

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marie @marieiskandar.me · 2d

it's so challenging to motivate me via anything other than sloth, Sehnsucht, or spite

i didn't plan for those all to start with S's but it kinda worked out that way naturally

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Saoirse ☀️ @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 2d

If you know basic kabbalah it's actually not too hard to make a golem out of a labubu. Don't recommend it though. They have a pre-existing body-dharma. As soon as they wake they run straight for the sea. V hard to counter. Lost the first one. No idea what it's doing out there. Moved like lightning.

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marie @marieiskandar.me · 2d

no…. not like that…..

marie @marieiskandar.me · 2d

save me, irresponsible quantity of tiger balm

marie @marieiskandar.me · 2d

for some reason the nurse absentmindedly patted me on the butt after doing the ultrasound and then was like “sorry i dunno what came over me” and sort of rushed out of the room. does this mean the hrt is working or did she simply succumb to an intrusive thought. i’ll never know

marie @marieiskandar.me · 3d

hospibal

marie @marieiskandar.me · 3d

"how is this arc going"

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marie @marieiskandar.me · 3d

hospibal

marie @marieiskandar.me · 3d

"how is this arc going"

A chat message, implied to be from Marie:

ambulances is are free in japan
"is are" ok maybe it's already hospibal time

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✚Katsuragi D Lizzy 🐝🌧️ @cyberpuritan.obviously.moe · 3d

i appreciate the line passing right through pittsburgh

that's a nice touch and true to the experience of living here

William Hazen @williamhazen.bsky.social · 4d

This is the most accurate depiction of the Midwest to date. Wichita has always felt like the last Midwest city while also being the first plains city.

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marie @marieiskandar.me · 3d

i was Good and did not replenish my Bucket of Stress Chocolates since it was depleted a few months ago but that does mean i do not have a Stress Chocolates available when i would like one

marie @marieiskandar.me · 3d

"how is this arc going"

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furby hancock @furbyhancock.bsky.social · 4d

making you stand and wait while i look for a specific guy in the garden of earthly delights on my phone

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marie @marieiskandar.me · 4d

i need to stop chewing my hair when i get anxiety and then getting mad that it tastes like shampoo. my brain is so normal and healthy that it may catch violently on fire at any moment

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marie @marieiskandar.me · 4d

i don’t think i was built to do Computer For Job. i was built to dwell in verdant cave and sit wrong on opulent chaise longue and write completely unhinged and inscrutable indie shit while a large friendly cat or shadow person attends to my daily needs

marie @marieiskandar.me · 4d

i had a dream about being mad about tailwind css so i’m going to bring that dream into the waking world. i’m mad about tailwind css. inline styles are back bay-bee. let’s make it impossible to follow the DRY principle without introducing extra abstractions

marie @marieiskandar.me · 4d

is there a difference between being built like a fridge and built like a truck

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marie @marieiskandar.me · 4d

names that have come to me in dreams:
birdshine cakemeyer
burgo griggis
halcyon snurvit
mangosteen iriomote (the dream noted this was an “adult human man”)
bitchwald grievances

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marie @marieiskandar.me · 4d

they did it. the most obvious promotion possible

A train ad for a Diane Shampoo x Ranma 1/2 collaboration, featuring Shampoo from Ranma 1/2 prominently. She is wearing a red qipao. Four bottles of the shampoo / conditioner are featured: two with Shampoo, two with Ranma (both genders.)

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