Maw🥤
@maw3193.bsky.social
Socialist programmer, TTRPG nerd and cat uncle, he/him
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cant go to space
made a layer of junk too thick
cant go to internet
made layer of junk too thick
cant get to heaven
you guessed it
made a layer of junk too thick
cant go to internet
made layer of junk too thick
cant get to heaven
you guessed it
July 11, 2024 at 1:13 PM
cant go to space
made a layer of junk too thick
cant go to internet
made layer of junk too thick
cant get to heaven
you guessed it
made a layer of junk too thick
cant go to internet
made layer of junk too thick
cant get to heaven
you guessed it
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Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
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We have created a device that shall be integral to your life, to the point where it will be hard to function in society without one; we would prefer these devices to break annually and for you to purchase a new one at full price. If you don't, that's called hoarding. They're a thousand dollars each.
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 7:42 PM
We have created a device that shall be integral to your life, to the point where it will be hard to function in society without one; we would prefer these devices to break annually and for you to purchase a new one at full price. If you don't, that's called hoarding. They're a thousand dollars each.
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when we say we want more streets to be pedestrianized, this is what we mean
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
when we say we want more streets to be pedestrianized, this is what we mean
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me, irrationally jealous of our own child, about to pick the stupidest fight ever with my wife: "Do You Love The Man As Much As The Baby?"
November 25, 2025 at 4:08 PM
me, irrationally jealous of our own child, about to pick the stupidest fight ever with my wife: "Do You Love The Man As Much As The Baby?"
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Today I passed a billboard w/ an ai-ass nativity scene beneath a giant cosmic Jesus and big text asking "Do You Love The Man As Much As The Baby?" and I choked on the coke zero I was drinking while driving and I stifled a cough and the bubbles foamed up through my nasal passages. I felt so present.
November 25, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Today I passed a billboard w/ an ai-ass nativity scene beneath a giant cosmic Jesus and big text asking "Do You Love The Man As Much As The Baby?" and I choked on the coke zero I was drinking while driving and I stifled a cough and the bubbles foamed up through my nasal passages. I felt so present.
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Deltarune
November 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Deltarune
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me at the end of class: here's a little speculative exercises; imagine you wake up from cryosleep in 2085. what's the kind of tech-society r/ship you'd like to see around you?
students: no AI
I honestly think students' views are missing from the 'should AI be integrated in classrooms' discussion
students: no AI
I honestly think students' views are missing from the 'should AI be integrated in classrooms' discussion
November 6, 2025 at 6:32 AM
me at the end of class: here's a little speculative exercises; imagine you wake up from cryosleep in 2085. what's the kind of tech-society r/ship you'd like to see around you?
students: no AI
I honestly think students' views are missing from the 'should AI be integrated in classrooms' discussion
students: no AI
I honestly think students' views are missing from the 'should AI be integrated in classrooms' discussion
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somehow this too is about the budget
November 25, 2025 at 3:37 PM
somehow this too is about the budget
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Alasdair Beckett-King: If my face looks familiar, it's because of the Judeo-Christian tradition
Dave McCabe: If my face looks familiar, it's because I'm Alasdair after he's let himself go #AdvXConf
Dave McCabe: If my face looks familiar, it's because I'm Alasdair after he's let himself go #AdvXConf
November 23, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Alasdair Beckett-King: If my face looks familiar, it's because of the Judeo-Christian tradition
Dave McCabe: If my face looks familiar, it's because I'm Alasdair after he's let himself go #AdvXConf
Dave McCabe: If my face looks familiar, it's because I'm Alasdair after he's let himself go #AdvXConf
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Omg, y'all, look at Milton with his cat friend. He's living his best life. 🥹
November 24, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Omg, y'all, look at Milton with his cat friend. He's living his best life. 🥹
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it's some kind of journalistic malpractice to tell people an areon going for 30% off of $1600 is a meaningful "discount". you're supposed to get one from a shady facebook marketplace guy for $150 at most
Early Black Friday discounts—and a flash sale—help bring down the price of the iconic Herman Miller Aeron. www.wired.com/story/black-...
Herman Miller's Iconic Aeron and Embody Office Chairs Are on Sale Right Now
Early Black Friday discounts—and a flash sale—help bring down the price of the iconic Herman Miller Aeron.
www.wired.com
November 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
it's some kind of journalistic malpractice to tell people an areon going for 30% off of $1600 is a meaningful "discount". you're supposed to get one from a shady facebook marketplace guy for $150 at most
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Just passed a small kid having a meltdown on the pavement and shouting, "I want to stay in my house" repeatedly, and I think we can all relate to that on a cold November morning.
November 24, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Just passed a small kid having a meltdown on the pavement and shouting, "I want to stay in my house" repeatedly, and I think we can all relate to that on a cold November morning.
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I need more obelisks
November 23, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I need more obelisks
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A "red beret in Waterford" moment.
November 23, 2025 at 12:25 PM
A "red beret in Waterford" moment.
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surprise your family this thanksgiving by picking up the nearest cat and holding it like a submachine gun and shouting "everybody be cool, this is a robbery".
November 23, 2025 at 6:17 PM
surprise your family this thanksgiving by picking up the nearest cat and holding it like a submachine gun and shouting "everybody be cool, this is a robbery".
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thank you wicked movies for giving me something to suggest when mom forgets harry potter movies aren't fun holiday watches.
November 23, 2025 at 4:40 AM
thank you wicked movies for giving me something to suggest when mom forgets harry potter movies aren't fun holiday watches.
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Beggars belief we had something akin to the build up to Allende’s coup here and the dipshits still think Brexit/ Dom Cummings telling racist people what they wanted to hear was the political heist of the century
November 23, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Beggars belief we had something akin to the build up to Allende’s coup here and the dipshits still think Brexit/ Dom Cummings telling racist people what they wanted to hear was the political heist of the century
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funniest thing i've discovered as a direct result of this feature is that Hope Not Hate, the Labour right's captured anti-racism group, are US-based
November 23, 2025 at 10:14 AM
funniest thing i've discovered as a direct result of this feature is that Hope Not Hate, the Labour right's captured anti-racism group, are US-based
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The sensation of an assault on democracy is made worse by the fact that Labour has essentially governed as a Tory party. It's in big bold letters: you're not allowed to choose, make do with the slop you're given.
November 23, 2025 at 10:03 AM
The sensation of an assault on democracy is made worse by the fact that Labour has essentially governed as a Tory party. It's in big bold letters: you're not allowed to choose, make do with the slop you're given.
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"Opposition Party's bureaucracy deliberately loses multiple elections and coordinates with media figures to deligitimise their leader" is the kind of lurid fantasy most centrist melts imagine about Russian or Turkish opposition parties, but as always the call is coming from inside the house.
November 23, 2025 at 9:59 AM
"Opposition Party's bureaucracy deliberately loses multiple elections and coordinates with media figures to deligitimise their leader" is the kind of lurid fantasy most centrist melts imagine about Russian or Turkish opposition parties, but as always the call is coming from inside the house.