Great job, everyone, we did it again

I heard, "if you want it sugar coated, go to a bakery"

thanks, i'll take a dozen glazed and let's cleanse this world with fire

Nice one

i want america to be this crazy about literacy

Just found out about object permanence. This is gonna save me a TON of money

found where you guys live

We got the Lucha contingency out here

I scream
you scream
we all scream
fuck ICE

@katmabu.bsky.social spotted at green door 💪

Yeah Noothgrush was the 2nd opener

If you know basic kabbalah it's actually not too hard to make a golem out of a labubu. Don't recommend it though. They have a pre-existing body-dharma. As soon as they wake they run straight for the sea. V hard to counter. Lost the first one. No idea what it's doing out there. Moved like lightning.

(forgetting the word for antibiotics) do i need cancel culture

I’m at the Dr. Burke episodes of my Friends rewatch so here is my little Friends fanfic which was previously retweeted by, among others, the former television critic for the New Yorker

If they've got you angry with tamale vendors, museum displays and trans kids, you are their perfect dumbass and whatnot.

Bored National Guard Goes Door To Door Asking If Chicagoans Have Any Order They Need Restored https://theonion.com/bored-national-guard-goes-door-to-door-asking-if-chicagoans-have-any-order-they-need-restored/

He's cummin' to getcha

"You'll notice something, even as the fog drifts across the screen and the guy shooting the video starts retching: Nobody is cowed by this. "

“Cultural gas leak” applies to so many things right now

ICE agents tear-gassing neighborhoods while sitting in their cars is some messed up shit. As @gregdoucette.bsky.social would say, “cops are great.”

I thought that adding more computer would fix the problems but now I just have different problems and less money.

Chicago, Illinois, 2025:

"They had the Black people in one van, and the immigrants in another van."

"They was bringing the kids down, had them zip-tied to each other."

"I kept asking, 'What is the morality?' One of them laughed. He said, 'Fuck them kids.'"

abc7chicago.com/post/ice-chi...

Be careful! During Halloween, the veil between our world and the great beyond is at its thinnest. You will never be in more danger of becoming an actual slutty nurse

A lot of people think that every international student admitted means one fewer spot for domestic students, when the opposite is more likely true - the tuition revenue international students bring allows public universities to provide substantial discounts to domestic students, improving access.