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@moneyshredder.bsky.social
Let’s slop em up
Free Palestine
Free Palestine
Pinned
The piss tank on the ISS is now 50% full.
OH AN OPTIMIST, I SEE
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You don’t win France with salad
December 18, 2025 at 12:27 PM
You don’t win France with salad
Harmony Quran
December 18, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Harmony Quran
Wow
The color of the sky in Seattle is xanadu #767876
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December 18, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Wow
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And now, for a holiday treat: My top ten uses of “motherfucker” in modern popular culture!
#10: “How would you like to die today, motherfucker?” from SILICON VALLEY
#10: “How would you like to die today, motherfucker?” from SILICON VALLEY
How would you like to die today motherf*****r - Jared Silicon Valley
YouTube video by rahul
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December 17, 2025 at 11:42 PM
And now, for a holiday treat: My top ten uses of “motherfucker” in modern popular culture!
#10: “How would you like to die today, motherfucker?” from SILICON VALLEY
#10: “How would you like to die today, motherfucker?” from SILICON VALLEY
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just as i’ve been on the side of drugs in the war on drugs, i’m pledging uncritical support to fellow terrorists in the war on terrorism
December 17, 2025 at 10:38 PM
just as i’ve been on the side of drugs in the war on drugs, i’m pledging uncritical support to fellow terrorists in the war on terrorism
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RIP Charlie Kirk, you would have loved making disgusting, inflammatory content about Rob Reiner's tragic death
December 16, 2025 at 12:12 AM
RIP Charlie Kirk, you would have loved making disgusting, inflammatory content about Rob Reiner's tragic death
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FREE HIM SO HE CAN FIX IT
December 14, 2025 at 11:23 PM
FREE HIM SO HE CAN FIX IT
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reading to the dog about Jesus. the cat is here too but i can tell she isn't listening
December 14, 2025 at 12:54 AM
reading to the dog about Jesus. the cat is here too but i can tell she isn't listening
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I will send you to hell.
December 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I will send you to hell.
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The SWAT team flashbangs have no effect. It’s nothing to them. They saw the space shuttle blow up
March 22, 2025 at 4:22 PM
The SWAT team flashbangs have no effect. It’s nothing to them. They saw the space shuttle blow up
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Did Billy Joel write this lol
since driving discourse is raging on the timeline, i guess it's time to reup this, the greatest op ed the NYT ever ran
LONG ISLAND OPINION; DRINKING AND DRIVING CAN MIX (Published 1984)
www.nytimes.com
December 14, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Did Billy Joel write this lol
my timeline just now was 4 jokes about piss and then a mass shooting
December 13, 2025 at 11:58 PM
my timeline just now was 4 jokes about piss and then a mass shooting
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ikea should start turning the show rooms into mini-mysteries to solve
December 12, 2025 at 9:14 PM
ikea should start turning the show rooms into mini-mysteries to solve
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Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
December 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
one of the most underrated bands of all time IMO
'Like all of their releases, an absolutely classic collection of instantly memorable tunes, clearly influenced by The Velvet Underground, but with a sunnier sensibility entirely their own.'
#TheFeelies - Only Life is No 79 in tQ’s Reissues Etc. of the Year 2025
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#TheFeelies - Only Life is No 79 in tQ’s Reissues Etc. of the Year 2025
buff.ly/ZXeAOoL
December 12, 2025 at 8:56 PM
one of the most underrated bands of all time IMO
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if Trump reschedules pot and all of America becomes California Circa 2013 in terms of medical weed i will call this the greatest own goal in the history of Democratic Politics
🍃 SCOOP 🍃
President Trump is preparing to order his administration to dramatically loosen restrictions on MARIJUANA.
The order would reclassify cannabis from Schedule I — the same level as heroin — to Schedule III — the same level as Tylenol and codeine and some steroids.
President Trump is preparing to order his administration to dramatically loosen restrictions on MARIJUANA.
The order would reclassify cannabis from Schedule I — the same level as heroin — to Schedule III — the same level as Tylenol and codeine and some steroids.
Trump seeks to cut restrictions on marijuana through planned order
The president is expected to attempt to classify marijuana similar to some common prescription painkillers and other drugs.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 12, 2025 at 8:35 PM
if Trump reschedules pot and all of America becomes California Circa 2013 in terms of medical weed i will call this the greatest own goal in the history of Democratic Politics
The outgoing rightwingers on the Seattle City Council just gave the city’s bloated, criminal police force enormous raises ($130k STARTING) - nothing in return
The pigs immediately took to social media to brag about how they had beaten the weak losers
Now SPD can afford mansions while aiding ICE
The pigs immediately took to social media to brag about how they had beaten the weak losers
Now SPD can afford mansions while aiding ICE
Councilmember Rivera responds to social media post following approval of new police contract
council.seattle.gov/2025/12/12/c...
council.seattle.gov/2025/12/12/c...
Councilmember Rivera responds to social media post following approval of new police contract - Seattle City Council Blog
Councilmember Maritza Rivera (District 4) released the following statement after the head of the Seattle Police Officers Guild (SPOG) posted on social media about the new police contract. “I was disap...
council.seattle.gov
December 12, 2025 at 8:23 PM
The outgoing rightwingers on the Seattle City Council just gave the city’s bloated, criminal police force enormous raises ($130k STARTING) - nothing in return
The pigs immediately took to social media to brag about how they had beaten the weak losers
Now SPD can afford mansions while aiding ICE
The pigs immediately took to social media to brag about how they had beaten the weak losers
Now SPD can afford mansions while aiding ICE
How much money has our country wasted fucking with this poor guy, it’s gotta be millions of dollars by now
After being released from custody yesterday, Abrego Garcia has been ordered to report to ICE at 8am today, his lawyers say in an emergency overnight court filing trying to prevent him re-detained.
www.courtlistener.com/docket/71191...
www.courtlistener.com/docket/71191...
December 12, 2025 at 7:13 PM
How much money has our country wasted fucking with this poor guy, it’s gotta be millions of dollars by now
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all that ink spilled on this person and she can't outsell your local hardcore band's latest 7"
“American Canto,” one of the most hyped political books of the year, flopped in bookstores.
Olivia Nuzzi’s ‘Canto’ Sells Just 1,200 Print Copies In First Week
“American Canto,” one of the most hyped political books of the year, flopped in bookstores.
www.forbes.com
December 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM
all that ink spilled on this person and she can't outsell your local hardcore band's latest 7"
@cmdanstrauss.bsky.social yo I feel like you could move left far enough to match Rob fucking Saka
At least TWO 'no' votes are now expected on the Seattle Police Officers Guild contract this afternoon: Alexis Mercedes Rinck and Rob Saka, who just sent out a press release announcing his opposition.
December 9, 2025 at 9:41 PM
@cmdanstrauss.bsky.social yo I feel like you could move left far enough to match Rob fucking Saka