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Let’s slop em up


Free Palestine
Pinned
OH AN OPTIMIST, I SEE
The piss tank on the ISS is now 50% full.
Sam Darnold just made a mistake that I also often make in madden
December 19, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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South Texans tried primarying Henry Cuellar but Nancy Pelosi and the entire Democratic establishment put their weight behind him against young progressive Jessica Cisneros. He won by 3 points

We’re fighting two party establishments at once here
Who's primarying these clowns?
Only THREE Democrats vote for Marjorie Taylor Greene's bill banning gender-affirming care for minors. All of them come from districts that voted for Trump:
-Vicente Gonzalez #TX34
-Henry Cuellar #TX28
-Don Davis #NC01
December 18, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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"my child would be more flexible on genocide and sex crimes if they went to Israel more" gotta be one of the most antisemitic things ever written
December 18, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Nation Just Kinda Assumed Pacific Northwest Always Lived in Giant Puddle Like That: tinyurl.com/bdh393s4
December 18, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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You don’t win France with salad
December 18, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Harmony Quran
December 18, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Wow
The color of the sky in Seattle is xanadu #767876
December 18, 2025 at 8:15 AM
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And now, for a holiday treat: My top ten uses of “motherfucker” in modern popular culture!

#10: “How would you like to die today, motherfucker?” from SILICON VALLEY
How would you like to die today motherf*****r - Jared Silicon Valley
YouTube video by rahul
www.youtube.com
December 17, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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just as i’ve been on the side of drugs in the war on drugs, i’m pledging uncritical support to fellow terrorists in the war on terrorism
December 17, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Thanks ai
December 17, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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December 16, 2025 at 9:00 PM
RIP Charlie Kirk, you would have loved making disgusting, inflammatory content about Rob Reiner's tragic death
December 16, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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FREE HIM SO HE CAN FIX IT
December 14, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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reading to the dog about Jesus. the cat is here too but i can tell she isn't listening
December 14, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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I will send you to hell.
December 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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The SWAT team flashbangs have no effect. It’s nothing to them. They saw the space shuttle blow up
March 22, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Did Billy Joel write this lol
since driving discourse is raging on the timeline, i guess it's time to reup this, the greatest op ed the NYT ever ran
LONG ISLAND OPINION; DRINKING AND DRIVING CAN MIX (Published 1984)
www.nytimes.com
December 14, 2025 at 12:19 AM
my timeline just now was 4 jokes about piss and then a mass shooting
December 13, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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the world has changed
December 13, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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December 13, 2025 at 6:20 AM
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ikea should start turning the show rooms into mini-mysteries to solve
December 12, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
December 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
one of the most underrated bands of all time IMO
'Like all of their releases, an absolutely classic collection of instantly memorable tunes, clearly influenced by The Velvet Underground, but with a sunnier sensibility entirely their own.'

#TheFeelies - Only Life is No 79 in tQ’s Reissues Etc. of the Year 2025

buff.ly/ZXeAOoL
December 12, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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if Trump reschedules pot and all of America becomes California Circa 2013 in terms of medical weed i will call this the greatest own goal in the history of Democratic Politics
🍃 SCOOP 🍃

President Trump is preparing to order his administration to dramatically loosen restrictions on MARIJUANA.

The order would reclassify cannabis from Schedule I — the same level as heroin — to Schedule III — the same level as Tylenol and codeine and some steroids.
Trump seeks to cut restrictions on marijuana through planned order
The president is expected to attempt to classify marijuana similar to some common prescription painkillers and other drugs.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 12, 2025 at 8:35 PM
The outgoing rightwingers on the Seattle City Council just gave the city’s bloated, criminal police force enormous raises ($130k STARTING) - nothing in return

The pigs immediately took to social media to brag about how they had beaten the weak losers

Now SPD can afford mansions while aiding ICE
December 12, 2025 at 8:23 PM