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Glandular Lansbury
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Nude psychic readings and tax advice.
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oomf who is a librarian had to take down the David Walliams poster at work today and said it felt like pulling down the big Saddam Hussein statue in Baghdad in 2003
December 20, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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[sad honking]
February 20, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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Thank goodness, Christmas wouldn't be Christmas
December 20, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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Said it before, I'm still raging about the 1536 Act of Union, I measure my hate in centuries as is the way of my people.
“Love it or hate it it’s here to stay” is a crazy thing to keep saying about a technology. If people don’t like using something it doesn’t have to stay we’re not talking about bad weather here
December 19, 2025 at 9:09 AM
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Sex bucket? I thought they closed that place down.
The sheer awfulness that would be Torygasp readers' sex bucket list is almost beyond comprehension, or at least my comprehension
December 19, 2025 at 9:18 AM
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A gentle reminder if you've received an invoice from a Freelancer/Self employed person which is due before Christmas.

Be a love, and pay it today.
December 19, 2025 at 9:46 AM
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My response to anything over the next two weeks
December 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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and tiny tim, who was NOT in the epstein files,
December 18, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Imagine having to live with that name for 374 years
Mary Cumstain

Wales, Flintshire, Parish Registers, 1538-1912
December 18, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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Top tip for people who do TV subtitles: If a character sniffs, then they pant, try to put "sniffs" and "pants" on two separate subtitle lines.

#Pluribus
December 18, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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I'm sharing this here, as I have on Facebook and Instagram, but there's no account on here to share from, and I just think this is wonderful.

A really good balance of design and implementation, and appears to achieve everything it set out to do, and it *SO* appeals to my inner 'work nerd'.
December 18, 2025 at 9:24 AM
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What idiot called that little narc Elf on the Shelf and not Police Navidad?
November 15, 2023 at 9:55 PM
Mince pie for breakfast <3
December 18, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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Happy Chris Morris was more prophet than satirist day to all who celebrate
December 17, 2023 at 8:12 AM
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**Kim Woodburn voice** How very dare you
December 17, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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If you (like me) need something to laugh about tonight... here you go.
December 17, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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**Kim Woodburn voice** How very dare you
December 17, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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Wow that’s an incredible name for a deer.
March 17, 2024 at 3:27 PM
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December 16, 2025 at 10:45 AM
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There will 100% be kids out there who think the Prime Minister's name is "Sakeir" and I think that's beautiful
December 15, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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MEN! Do you love marzipan? Are you worried that it’s not macho enough for your rugged masculinity? Do we have the solution for you!
December 15, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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"have you tried clearing your cache"

Listen to me, if there is one thing I will never do, it is clear my cache. You're going to have to make it work without me doing that.
December 15, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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