Dan Nye
@ohhidannye.bsky.social
Actor. Host. Writer. Married to B.
Oh hi!
I'm an elder emo millennial, trying to be positive in an increasingly negative world
⚽️ #Crew96 🖤💛
I'm probably making a joke
...yes, and?
Opinions are my own
He/Him
Oh hi!
I'm an elder emo millennial, trying to be positive in an increasingly negative world
⚽️ #Crew96 🖤💛
I'm probably making a joke
...yes, and?
Opinions are my own
He/Him
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Dan Nye
@ohhidannye.bsky.social
· Nov 16
Oh hi!
In the last few days, I've had in influx of new followers. So here, have a photo of me from 12 years ago that showcases a lot of my interests in one photo:
1) Soccer
2) Music
3) Acting
I did this for a potential soccer acting job which I did not book because I had no idea what I was doing
In the last few days, I've had in influx of new followers. So here, have a photo of me from 12 years ago that showcases a lot of my interests in one photo:
1) Soccer
2) Music
3) Acting
I did this for a potential soccer acting job which I did not book because I had no idea what I was doing
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
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Elmer Fudd is in bed with a beautiful woman, but she's sad. She says she feels all alone in the world. Elmer says, "The treatment is simple. The great bunny Bugs is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." And the woman bursts into tears. Says, "But Elmer...I am Bugs Bunny."
October 22, 2023 at 9:19 AM
Elmer Fudd is in bed with a beautiful woman, but she's sad. She says she feels all alone in the world. Elmer says, "The treatment is simple. The great bunny Bugs is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." And the woman bursts into tears. Says, "But Elmer...I am Bugs Bunny."
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You're telling me selling your soul is bad and tiring?
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You're telling me selling your soul is bad and tiring?
Speaker 'barely holding it together' and 'crushed by his workload': NYT
Speaker 'barely holding it together' and 'crushed by his workload': NYT
House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.) made several revealing admissions about the stressful and chaotic nature of his job, according to a recent New York Times report.The Times' Annie Karni wrote in a Wednesday article that Johnson turned what was meant to be an easy interview with a friendly podcast h...
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November 27, 2025 at 7:55 AM
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its so crazy that young people became less interested in movies & tv at the same time weird tech guys mostly started deciding what gets made
November 27, 2025 at 3:42 AM
its so crazy that young people became less interested in movies & tv at the same time weird tech guys mostly started deciding what gets made
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BATMAN: you either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain
DRIVE-THRU WINDOW: sir, do you want fries or not
DRIVE-THRU WINDOW: sir, do you want fries or not
November 27, 2025 at 7:27 AM
BATMAN: you either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain
DRIVE-THRU WINDOW: sir, do you want fries or not
DRIVE-THRU WINDOW: sir, do you want fries or not
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i’m sorry what the fuck are you tryna sell me?
November 26, 2025 at 7:29 PM
i’m sorry what the fuck are you tryna sell me?
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goodnight, you princes of skeets, you kings of bluesky
November 27, 2025 at 7:03 AM
goodnight, you princes of skeets, you kings of bluesky
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I made this video for Evonne Seagull, but anyone can watch it. Thank you. #Crew96
youtu.be/Cbs3aKPqAtQ
youtu.be/Cbs3aKPqAtQ
The Leftovers | 2026 Columbus Crew Edition
YouTube video by Morgan Hughes
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November 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I made this video for Evonne Seagull, but anyone can watch it. Thank you. #Crew96
youtu.be/Cbs3aKPqAtQ
youtu.be/Cbs3aKPqAtQ
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Probably not a big deal.
It’s not like trillions of tons of ice melt, rocks expanding in crazy heat waves or changing water levels affect tectonic plates and fault line stress right?
It’s not like trillions of tons of ice melt, rocks expanding in crazy heat waves or changing water levels affect tectonic plates and fault line stress right?
A supposed dormant volcano erupts in Ethiopia after being inactive for at least 12.000 years.
www.scientificamerican.com/article/hayl...
www.scientificamerican.com/article/hayl...
November 26, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Probably not a big deal.
It’s not like trillions of tons of ice melt, rocks expanding in crazy heat waves or changing water levels affect tectonic plates and fault line stress right?
It’s not like trillions of tons of ice melt, rocks expanding in crazy heat waves or changing water levels affect tectonic plates and fault line stress right?
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If you’re grateful for the workers who make your coffee every day, the best Thanksgiving thank-you is skipping Starbucks until they treat baristas fairly.
do NOT reply to this about how you don't drink starbucks anyway! I don't care if you like or hate their coffee! I care about labor, ty!
do NOT reply to this about how you don't drink starbucks anyway! I don't care if you like or hate their coffee! I care about labor, ty!
November 26, 2025 at 5:56 PM
If you’re grateful for the workers who make your coffee every day, the best Thanksgiving thank-you is skipping Starbucks until they treat baristas fairly.
do NOT reply to this about how you don't drink starbucks anyway! I don't care if you like or hate their coffee! I care about labor, ty!
do NOT reply to this about how you don't drink starbucks anyway! I don't care if you like or hate their coffee! I care about labor, ty!
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nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
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So, ok this is awkward I know but, well I know X said he was gonna give it to you, but it’s not his. So I’m going to need you to give it back. I’m really sorry about this! But he didn’t ask first and, well look it’s a whole thing. Anyway, thanks for understanding.
November 26, 2025 at 11:40 PM
So, ok this is awkward I know but, well I know X said he was gonna give it to you, but it’s not his. So I’m going to need you to give it back. I’m really sorry about this! But he didn’t ask first and, well look it’s a whole thing. Anyway, thanks for understanding.
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gone, and also forgotten
November 26, 2025 at 9:42 PM
gone, and also forgotten
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please help Marla or i'll open up every bee hive
Trans homeless and struggling
@desperatemarlas.bsky.social
www.paypal.me/marlahsmith
Venmo: @Marla-Smith-79 cash.app/$marlahsmith
@desperatemarlas.bsky.social
www.paypal.me/marlahsmith
Venmo: @Marla-Smith-79 cash.app/$marlahsmith
Pay Marla Smith using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/marlahsmith and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
www.paypal.me
November 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
please help Marla or i'll open up every bee hive
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too bad the multiple vocal zionists in the cast who delight in palestinians dying on their instagram and tiktok accounts don’t deserve anyone’s attention or time then huh
November 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
too bad the multiple vocal zionists in the cast who delight in palestinians dying on their instagram and tiktok accounts don’t deserve anyone’s attention or time then huh
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Lets face it, you will never have 0.00001% of Elons wealth but I guarantee you he has not and never will have 0,0001% of the love you have. The richest man on earth has no one who cares for him. No one who loves him, no one he loves and in the end, he'll have a fancy grave with no one to mourn him.
November 26, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Lets face it, you will never have 0.00001% of Elons wealth but I guarantee you he has not and never will have 0,0001% of the love you have. The richest man on earth has no one who cares for him. No one who loves him, no one he loves and in the end, he'll have a fancy grave with no one to mourn him.
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fuck everyone involved in this decision. scum.
SCOOP: The Trump administration has instructed employees and grantees not to use U.S. funds to commemorate World AIDS Day — because the observance was started by the World Health Organization.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/h...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/h...
Trump Administration Cancels U.S. Observance of World AIDS Day
www.nytimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:22 PM
fuck everyone involved in this decision. scum.
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Did it hurt? When you feel from heaven. 😏
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TRICK QUESTION ANGELS CAN'T GET HURT LIKE THAT NOW WHAT ARE YOU
WHAT ARE YOU
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TRICK QUESTION ANGELS CAN'T GET HURT LIKE THAT NOW WHAT ARE YOU
WHAT ARE YOU
November 26, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Did it hurt? When you feel from heaven. 😏
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TRICK QUESTION ANGELS CAN'T GET HURT LIKE THAT NOW WHAT ARE YOU
WHAT ARE YOU
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TRICK QUESTION ANGELS CAN'T GET HURT LIKE THAT NOW WHAT ARE YOU
WHAT ARE YOU
Consequences, schmonsequences
As expected, Georgia’s prosecutor ditched election interference case against Trump saying “it’s not illegal to question election results.”
Never mind we all heard Trump *on tape* telling GA officials to “find 11,780 votes” to overturn Georgia results.
Crime pays, again.
www.wsj.com/us-news/law/...
Never mind we all heard Trump *on tape* telling GA officials to “find 11,780 votes” to overturn Georgia results.
Crime pays, again.
www.wsj.com/us-news/law/...
Georgia Judge Drops Election-Interference Case Against Trump
A prosecutor requested the move, saying he didn’t find enough evidence to support the wide-ranging racketeering charges.
www.wsj.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Consequences, schmonsequences
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God DAMN them
As expected, Georgia’s prosecutor ditched election interference case against Trump saying “it’s not illegal to question election results.”
Never mind we all heard Trump *on tape* telling GA officials to “find 11,780 votes” to overturn Georgia results.
Crime pays, again.
www.wsj.com/us-news/law/...
Never mind we all heard Trump *on tape* telling GA officials to “find 11,780 votes” to overturn Georgia results.
Crime pays, again.
www.wsj.com/us-news/law/...
Georgia Judge Drops Election-Interference Case Against Trump
A prosecutor requested the move, saying he didn’t find enough evidence to support the wide-ranging racketeering charges.
www.wsj.com
November 26, 2025 at 6:43 PM
God DAMN them
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Repeat after me: YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY 🫵
November 26, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Repeat after me: YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY 🫵
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Maybe we can help anyway
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Juno has links if y'all got a little sumpin sumpin extra. It's just a nice thing you can do to be nice if you can. Like a lot of people could just chip in a buck and it would cumulatively give a thanksgiving girl relief you know what I'm sayin
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Juno has links if y'all got a little sumpin sumpin extra. It's just a nice thing you can do to be nice if you can. Like a lot of people could just chip in a buck and it would cumulatively give a thanksgiving girl relief you know what I'm sayin
God i am so fu cked right now
I don’t know how to ask for help
I’m struggling
I don’t know how to ask for help
I’m struggling
November 26, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Maybe we can help anyway
🥺👉👈
Juno has links if y'all got a little sumpin sumpin extra. It's just a nice thing you can do to be nice if you can. Like a lot of people could just chip in a buck and it would cumulatively give a thanksgiving girl relief you know what I'm sayin
🥺👉👈
Juno has links if y'all got a little sumpin sumpin extra. It's just a nice thing you can do to be nice if you can. Like a lot of people could just chip in a buck and it would cumulatively give a thanksgiving girl relief you know what I'm sayin
The sigh of relief I just made about keeping Moreira
#Crew96 roster decisions.
Options picked up: Moreira, Ruvalcaba, Sejdic, Aliyu, Russell-Rowe.
Options declined: Derrick Jones and Lassi Lappalainen.
Out of contract: Evan Bush, Rudy Camacho, Abraham Romero.
Engaged in negotiations on extension: Bush, Camacho.
Options picked up: Moreira, Ruvalcaba, Sejdic, Aliyu, Russell-Rowe.
Options declined: Derrick Jones and Lassi Lappalainen.
Out of contract: Evan Bush, Rudy Camacho, Abraham Romero.
Engaged in negotiations on extension: Bush, Camacho.
November 26, 2025 at 6:24 PM
The sigh of relief I just made about keeping Moreira
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#Crew96 roster decisions.
Options picked up: Moreira, Ruvalcaba, Sejdic, Aliyu, Russell-Rowe.
Options declined: Derrick Jones and Lassi Lappalainen.
Out of contract: Evan Bush, Rudy Camacho, Abraham Romero.
Engaged in negotiations on extension: Bush, Camacho.
Options picked up: Moreira, Ruvalcaba, Sejdic, Aliyu, Russell-Rowe.
Options declined: Derrick Jones and Lassi Lappalainen.
Out of contract: Evan Bush, Rudy Camacho, Abraham Romero.
Engaged in negotiations on extension: Bush, Camacho.
November 26, 2025 at 6:15 PM
#Crew96 roster decisions.
Options picked up: Moreira, Ruvalcaba, Sejdic, Aliyu, Russell-Rowe.
Options declined: Derrick Jones and Lassi Lappalainen.
Out of contract: Evan Bush, Rudy Camacho, Abraham Romero.
Engaged in negotiations on extension: Bush, Camacho.
Options picked up: Moreira, Ruvalcaba, Sejdic, Aliyu, Russell-Rowe.
Options declined: Derrick Jones and Lassi Lappalainen.
Out of contract: Evan Bush, Rudy Camacho, Abraham Romero.
Engaged in negotiations on extension: Bush, Camacho.