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too much bad news lately, so I’m sharing this song my son wrote. it is the most annoying song I’ve ever heard in my entire life.
![It is to my very great chagrin that I hav written out alt text for these song lyrics:
I'm smarter than you
I'm smarter than you
eat a bowl of poo- poo
PoOPy PooPy d00- doo
youre dumber than me
you're dumber than me
wash that down with Pee-pee
tinkle winkle wee - wee
nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya hya
I know more than you
you know less than me
nya nya nya nya nya hya nya nya nya nya
Dont forget to eat your Poo-poo
Don’t forget to drink your pee-per
[repeat from top]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hyj5gdgpkql2bz7rbset3h33/bafkreiddcstf7y72jzfjs6mw7r44tvjpmojuxupkwzdqnvtpkeugwaossa@jpeg)
December 18, 2025 at 11:11 PM
too much bad news lately, so I’m sharing this song my son wrote. it is the most annoying song I’ve ever heard in my entire life.
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Ballot #30 is from David Haugh. Félix gains again & moves to net +7 in the early going. Of his 15 votes, only two are from public 2025 voters who checked his name last year. Buehrle & Andruw round out Haugh’s 3-player ballot.
His column: www.audacy.com/670thescore/...
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His column: www.audacy.com/670thescore/...
Coming Soon to the Tracker
December 18, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Ballot #30 is from David Haugh. Félix gains again & moves to net +7 in the early going. Of his 15 votes, only two are from public 2025 voters who checked his name last year. Buehrle & Andruw round out Haugh’s 3-player ballot.
His column: www.audacy.com/670thescore/...
Coming Soon to the Tracker
His column: www.audacy.com/670thescore/...
Coming Soon to the Tracker
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something his apology did not contain: anything about this insane thing about concussions!
December 18, 2025 at 7:39 PM
something his apology did not contain: anything about this insane thing about concussions!
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Charles Cross is out for Thursday’s game, Mike Macdonald said. Josh Jones will start in his place.
December 17, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Charles Cross is out for Thursday’s game, Mike Macdonald said. Josh Jones will start in his place.
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😳😳😳😳happy merchant touchdown cellys??? WHAT IS GOING ON
On a livestream yesterday, Puka both:
- Said that the Refs throw flags that they know are bad to brag to their friends in group chats, and
- Told Adin Ross that he'd do a "covetous jew" celebration on his next TD score
Suspend him tbh
- Said that the Refs throw flags that they know are bad to brag to their friends in group chats, and
- Told Adin Ross that he'd do a "covetous jew" celebration on his next TD score
Suspend him tbh
December 17, 2025 at 7:12 PM
😳😳😳😳happy merchant touchdown cellys??? WHAT IS GOING ON
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how are we going to have a banner for Harry Styles doing 15 concerts but not the actual championship the team that plays in the arena won
December 17, 2025 at 4:55 PM
how are we going to have a banner for Harry Styles doing 15 concerts but not the actual championship the team that plays in the arena won
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Tommy La Catcher
The #Mariners have signed veteran catcher Andrew Knizner to a one-year deal.
sports.mynorthwest.com/mlb/seattle-...
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Seattle Mariners sign backup catcher to one-year deal
The Seattle Mariners are bringing in veteran catcher Andrew Knizner, who figures to be the backup for star Cal Raleigh.
sports.mynorthwest.com
December 17, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Tommy La Catcher
no
RT @Mets: We have signed INF Jorge Polanco to a two-year contract.
Welcome to the Mets, Jorge!
Welcome to the Mets, Jorge!
December 16, 2025 at 10:50 PM
no
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Cashier tells you customers are limited to one bottle of champagne maximum.
what would be the funniest way to find out It happened
like via Jeff Passan or something
like via Jeff Passan or something
December 15, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Cashier tells you customers are limited to one bottle of champagne maximum.
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this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
December 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
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This entire weekend
December 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
This entire weekend
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Can I interest you in a 15-13 victory?
December 14, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Can I interest you in a 15-13 victory?
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@cjzero.bsky.social I know it’s a lot of work, but is there any chance you can do a split frame comparison on how fast the camera is tracking the ball on Rivers’ throws vs. Darnold’s?
It’s like a leisurely pan compared to a motion blur snap cut
It’s like a leisurely pan compared to a motion blur snap cut
December 14, 2025 at 10:09 PM
@cjzero.bsky.social I know it’s a lot of work, but is there any chance you can do a split frame comparison on how fast the camera is tracking the ball on Rivers’ throws vs. Darnold’s?
It’s like a leisurely pan compared to a motion blur snap cut
It’s like a leisurely pan compared to a motion blur snap cut
Losing to Rivers
December 14, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Losing to Rivers
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This is fucking grim. Somebody invented a white guy, an "IT professional" named Edward Crabtree, who stopped the Bondi shooting and spread it all over the internet, which was picked up by AI agents and slop aggregation sites.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
December 14, 2025 at 8:02 PM
This is fucking grim. Somebody invented a white guy, an "IT professional" named Edward Crabtree, who stopped the Bondi shooting and spread it all over the internet, which was picked up by AI agents and slop aggregation sites.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
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Welcome back, Phil.
INDvsSEA - 4:25pm ET
INDvsSEA - 4:25pm ET
December 14, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Welcome back, Phil.
INDvsSEA - 4:25pm ET
INDvsSEA - 4:25pm ET
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We're way past a point of no return for ICE agents. There's no way they will be able to de-escalate their own behavior once the organization is reined in, and they sure as hell won't be able to assimilate into "normal" LEO jobs after getting used to this level of impunity.
Armed ICE agents trapped US citizens in a restaurant and demanded their papers. Federal agents walked into East African restaurants in Cedar-Riverside, MN. They closed and blocked the doors. Then they demanded to see everyone’s papers. Every person present was a US citizen.
Federal agents use chemical irritant on crowd in Somali neighborhood of Minneapolis amid Trump crackdown
Federal agents have used chemical irritant to disperse a crowd in a heavily Somali neighborhood in Minneapolis. This happened Tuesday during a identification checks amid the Trump administration's cra...
www.mprnews.org
December 14, 2025 at 7:47 PM
We're way past a point of no return for ICE agents. There's no way they will be able to de-escalate their own behavior once the organization is reined in, and they sure as hell won't be able to assimilate into "normal" LEO jobs after getting used to this level of impunity.
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A super confident arm up from Mack Hollins
December 14, 2025 at 7:00 PM
A super confident arm up from Mack Hollins
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THEY DID THE MEME
THEY DID THE FUCKIN MEME
THEY DID THE FUCKIN MEME
December 13, 2025 at 8:09 PM
THEY DID THE MEME
THEY DID THE FUCKIN MEME
THEY DID THE FUCKIN MEME
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Harrison Ford in Shrinking, no question.
This is a fun question—best “serious” actor in a comedic role of the last decade?
It’s so much easier for comic actors to do drama than vice versa. Look at Jim Carrey in Eternal Sunshine or Truman Show, and then look at De Niro’s comedies, they’re terrible
December 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Harrison Ford in Shrinking, no question.
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I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
December 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork