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Perch Perchson
@perchperchson.bsky.social
Cyclist. Espresso enthusiast. Casual tinkerer. Chemistry teacher. Record collector. Pro-union. He / him. I’m a fucking fish. Just like my dad before me.
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Putin pioneered this. No opposition is legitimate. Regular, decent, “ordinary” people cannot possibly be against us because only we represent “the real people.”

Tell-tale sign of authoritarianism.
January 25, 2026 at 2:43 PM
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when are we going to do away with "net worth" as a metric

"man hypothetically, assuming he never actually tries to cash it in, has almost a trillion dollars" needs to stop being something we see as impressive
January 24, 2026 at 2:18 AM
They’re afraid of the memes. The memes!

Stay safe out there and don’t let ICE ruin your community.
CNN: DHS officials have come to FEMA staff and told them to limit the use of the word ice…they are worried that by posting something like, watch out for the ice, that it's going to become a meme….
January 24, 2026 at 2:48 AM
New curbside check-in level unlocked.
A friend sent me this video: A car crashed into the Delta Airlines baggage check-in area at Detroit Metro Airport
January 24, 2026 at 2:44 AM
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ICE agents at a hotel in St. Paul woke up this morning to news that they’re getting kicked out of their hotel today at noon.
January 18, 2026 at 4:42 PM
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This is smart.

Also who knew in 2026 a car alarm would have an actual good purpose.

Also, if you have a car, get a dash cam with cloud upload.
People in Minnesota are now using their key fobs to trigger their car alarms from the safety of their homes when they see ICE walking around.
January 18, 2026 at 12:37 PM
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Enzymatic structural material (ESM) is a concrete replacement that uses enzymes to convert CO2 into solid mineral particles that are bound together and cured under mild conditions into structural forms within hours. Imagine a world where we sequester carbon with every brick instead of releasing it.
Carbon-Negative Building Material Developed at Worcester Polytechnic Institute Published in Matter
The fast-acting, durable substance offers a new alternative to traditional concrete
www.wpi.edu
January 18, 2026 at 7:01 AM
My annual dance recital. The work to the student choreographers do to get us into performing shape is inspiring. And for the ones that I teach, I think it’s helpful to see me struggle mightily as I learn.
Still reflecting on this after attending @perchperchson.bsky.social’s performance tonight in the teacher dance at the annual school culture show. The teachers humble themselves by learning choreography from their students, & the whole night is a celebration of music and dance from around the world.
January 18, 2026 at 3:11 PM
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"Vast majority of men are only willing to engage in public violence if they feel like the people around them will approve of — and reward them for — that violence. ICE Watch works because it surrounds men seeking approval with people loudly expressing their disapproval."
www.ms.now/opinion/minn...
January 17, 2026 at 4:51 AM
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Masculinity is based on a point system.

For example, you want to: lift weights, punch stuff, be hairy, be angry, use chainsaws, deep voice, etc. You add them up, and that's how manly you are.

Anyway, the point is you can suck as much dick as you want, so you long you punch stuff in equal measure.
January 17, 2026 at 1:03 AM
I’m glad there is a platform out there looking to minimize my AI interactions. If you as Ana frost want to explore AI and art, okay, but Bandcamp is the site for you.
January 16, 2026 at 9:56 PM
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we're advising our clients to put everything they've got into canned food and shotguns
youtu.be/1JITC1fo2HA?...
Canned Food and Shotguns - Stock Market Crash
YouTube video by f
youtu.be
January 12, 2026 at 2:49 AM
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A case of the Sundays so hard that @perchperchson.bsky.social wondered aloud if we have carbon monoxide poisoning. He checked our carbon monoxide detector and nope, turns out it’s just that it’s the last Sunday of school break.
January 4, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Nolan Finley’s “AI is Making Old Guys Obsolete” would be better titled “you don’t have to put up with assholes to get information anymore”

And the irony of him using ChatGPT as his source as to why this is happening. You could have asked an old guy…

What does he even add to the Detroit discourse?
January 4, 2026 at 2:22 PM
“Teachers learn early in our careers that when work is taken off our plates, something else gets ladled onto it.”

A great article highlighting the pitfalls of AI in education.

Companies that knew their technology would cause plagiarism issues and released it anyway aren’t on our side.

#edusky
Rethinking Schools published my article about pushing back on some of the arguments made by those seeking to rush AI tools into schools.
Resisting AI Mania in Schools
A former English teacher takes on many of the arguments of AI promoters.
rethinkingschools.org
January 4, 2026 at 1:35 PM
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Waking up and saying "why can't it be womanufacturing consent, hmmmm?????"
My statement on the capture of the brutal, illegitimate ruler of Venezuela, Nicolás Maduro, and need for a transition to democracy:
January 3, 2026 at 4:45 PM
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My new years resolution is 480p I don't wanna see shit
January 2, 2026 at 9:42 PM
There are two wolves inside me. #newyears
January 1, 2026 at 3:27 AM
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@perchperchson.bsky.social requested Simone de Beauvoir’s “The Ethics of Ambiguity” as a winter solstice present and he’s reading me passages about power and ethics.

Me: “Simone de Boudoir” would be a great drag name.
December 30, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Our neighbors got us this ornament? Oddity? Cursed object? in a box that locked with a wee key for the holidays and I feel so seen.
December 28, 2025 at 11:56 PM
The chaos of a kindergarten performance stills my soul. The off key singing. The uncoordinated moves. It’s the closest I’ll get to a punk show in an elementary cafeteria.
December 18, 2025 at 10:35 PM
New chandelier installed. See ya later Home Depot light fixture.
December 18, 2025 at 1:01 AM
14 days into my Malört Retox. My skin is glowing. I’m more productive. I think it’s working.
December 15, 2025 at 12:35 AM