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'ello folks - I'm Greg from Michigan.
Eldritch Millennial IT Consultant, former professional ninja.
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Posts here are usually about gaming(all), cosplay, UX, game design, & occasionally work.

Mostly reskeets because other people are smarter, or more informed, or more eloquent than I am.

The best self-defense is to a build a word that doesn't suck (Just & Verdant is the Professional phrasing).
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I mean, if they’re trying to accurately portray their administration via The Lion King, this is the scene they should be using.
scar from the lion king sits on a rock in front of a crowd of demons
ALT: scar from the lion king sits on a rock in front of a crowd of demons
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February 7, 2026 at 1:29 AM
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BREAKING: Trump says he 'didn't make a mistake' with his racist video post.

Q:  "A number of Republicans are calling on you to apologize for that post. Is that something you're going to do?"

Trump: "No, I didn't make a mistake."

He adds later: "I guess it was a take off on the Lion King."
February 7, 2026 at 1:25 AM
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Reporter: You frequently criticized Biden for not knowing what was going on in his name, this racist video that was posted on your social media—

Trump: You don’t know what’s going on. I know what’s going on. We know everything.
February 7, 2026 at 2:14 AM
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Only 167 times, I'm sure it's just a moral panic
February 5, 2026 at 11:25 PM
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“Excellent article by a woman who lives in Australia on a crisis happening in the USA…”
February 5, 2026 at 10:01 PM
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guess she couldn’t find anybody
February 5, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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idk claire, a bunch of the authors for your phrenology magazine are in those emails, if that happened to me i would be at least a little activated
February 2, 2026 at 4:19 PM
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The problem is, a week after you find the person to write this, they turn up in the Epstein files.
February 5, 2026 at 6:39 PM
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For these four, it is important to understand that this is all a joke. They are much happier volunteering to protect a system that enables and encourages sexual abuse than they are grappling, even a little bit, with how to fix it. Absolute moral degenerates.
Yeah, we figured.
February 5, 2026 at 10:56 AM
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like yeah that seems a little above pay grade for Barro and Dreyfus but not totally out of the question?
February 5, 2026 at 2:19 PM
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do not honestly know if this title is literal or metaphorical
February 5, 2026 at 2:18 PM
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First Option: The biblical flood story is literally true

Second Option: The biblical flood story is myth

Secret third option:
February 6, 2026 at 4:31 PM
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none. none much cooperation
February 7, 2026 at 1:17 AM
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You know another thing about Minnesota I bet Republcians just hate- MPR. Minnesota Public Radio has always been amazing and if you like a show on NPR there's a good chance it was syndicated MPR.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minneso...
Minnesota Public Radio - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
February 7, 2026 at 1:18 AM
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If nobody got me, I know there’s one American institution that’s got me
February 6, 2026 at 10:08 PM
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Ethan Coen and Tricia Cooke’s film “Honey, Don’t!” is on Netflix and it’s better than the reviews might make it seem, although probably not among the Coen brothers’ best work. Very watchable in any case. Can recommend for at least 89 minutes w/ gonzo Aubrey Plaza performance.
February 7, 2026 at 1:21 AM
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I think you can probably guess which characters I subconsciously designed these two after but didn't realise right away.

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January 27, 2026 at 9:16 PM
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This is *absolutely essential* if we want the United States to continue existing. We can’t allow another Reconstruction.
AOC: We are going to have to reckon, as a country, with this time. And I hope that that reckoning includes prosecution of people who are involved with the lawbreaking and human rights violations they are knowingly engaging in right now.
February 6, 2026 at 1:31 AM
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Fox: This a new poll shows 59% of voters disapprove of Trump's handling of the economy. That's his worst rating on the economy since he took office. I'm laughing because that's a terrible number.
February 6, 2026 at 4:36 PM
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The post-industrial period of a developed economy is characterized by three phases.

Until the 2010s, we were in a service economy. Now we are in a scam economy. And we are about to find out what phase comes next.
February 5, 2026 at 6:45 PM
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Enten: "Failure, failure, failure going into the midterm elections, because Donald Trump was elected to fix the economy, and people still believe lowering prices should be the top priority, and at this point 55% of people say the economy is getting worse."
February 6, 2026 at 2:35 PM
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Dark week for economic headlines.

@bloomberg.com @wsj.com @nytimes.com @financialtimes.com
February 6, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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Alt text.

Some colleagues did a project on the information behavior of fanfiction authors, and the number of absolutely unhinged notes! “Hope you liked it, sorry for typos, I was in labor”
February 6, 2026 at 4:01 PM
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the notes i made in my copy of the ring libretto back when i first i got into it are some of the most embarrassing scribblings of all time. "he loves her more than anything in the world." NOT HELPFUL
February 6, 2026 at 2:58 PM
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February 6, 2026 at 2:11 PM