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you people are so fucking weird about sizes--the sizes of EVERYTHING--jesus christ
February 7, 2026 at 7:14 PM
you people are so fucking weird about sizes--the sizes of EVERYTHING--jesus christ
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broke: snl uk
woke: sabado gigante ireland
woke: sabado gigante ireland
The first-ever cast of SNL UK has been unveiled:
• Hammed Animashaun
• Ayoade Bamgboye
• Larry Dean
• Celeste Dring
• George Fouracres
• Ania Magliano
• Annabel Marlow
• Al Nash
• Jack Shep
• Emma Sidi
• Paddy Young
• Hammed Animashaun
• Ayoade Bamgboye
• Larry Dean
• Celeste Dring
• George Fouracres
• Ania Magliano
• Annabel Marlow
• Al Nash
• Jack Shep
• Emma Sidi
• Paddy Young
February 4, 2026 at 8:30 PM
broke: snl uk
woke: sabado gigante ireland
woke: sabado gigante ireland
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After a lengthy appeals process and productive discussion with the Blue Sky safety team I will no loinger be sending George Thorogood lyrics to beautiful women on here via DM. Thank you all
February 4, 2026 at 5:02 PM
After a lengthy appeals process and productive discussion with the Blue Sky safety team I will no loinger be sending George Thorogood lyrics to beautiful women on here via DM. Thank you all
![# SpaceX
February 2, 2026
## xAI joins SpaceX to Accelerate Humanity’s Future
SpaceX has acquired xAI to form the most ambitious, vertically-integrated innovation engine on (and off) Earth, with AI, rockets, space-based internet, direct-to-mobile device communications and the world’s foremost real-time information and free speech platform. This marks not just the next chapter, but the next book in SpaceX and xAI's mission: scaling to **make a sentient sun** [emphasis added] to understand the Universe and extend the light of consciousness to the stars!
Current advances in AI are dependent on large terrestrial data centers, which require immense amounts of power and cooling. Global electricity demand for AI simply cannot be met with terrestrial solutions, even in the near term, without imposing hardship on communities and the environment.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:k4pk3m6rz5roldf73eww4ksb/bafkreidjut3hxqj3oaz2kbw6q2ru3vqhbg6xig3ufrjjdre3wgtlp5gr4i@jpeg)
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Read Another Book hive stays winning
JK Rowling's team invited Jeffery Epstein to the deathly hallows play and to a Harry potter dinner.
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February 1, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Read Another Book hive stays winning
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we have got to start being meaner to people who are still fans of harry potter. i don't give a shit what you were going through when you read it. that is not your "comfort character" that is a wizard cop written by a mold-addled racist transphobe
February 1, 2026 at 6:09 PM
we have got to start being meaner to people who are still fans of harry potter. i don't give a shit what you were going through when you read it. that is not your "comfort character" that is a wizard cop written by a mold-addled racist transphobe
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I’m worried that if we keep making fun of this guy he’ll end up inventing white people
So I found out this is one of the ICE agents involved in this incident.
January 29, 2026 at 10:32 PM
I’m worried that if we keep making fun of this guy he’ll end up inventing white people
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the best part of wuthering heights is when he said "it's wuthering time" and wuthered all over those guys
January 11, 2026 at 5:23 AM
the best part of wuthering heights is when he said "it's wuthering time" and wuthered all over those guys
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Hey, I know a lot of you use Discord.
You need to get on this survey and make it damn clear to them that this would be the absolute wrong direction. The last thing we need is the slop-spewing environment-chewing plagiarism bots invading there, too.
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You need to get on this survey and make it damn clear to them that this would be the absolute wrong direction. The last thing we need is the slop-spewing environment-chewing plagiarism bots invading there, too.
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January 10, 2026 at 5:17 AM
Hey, I know a lot of you use Discord.
You need to get on this survey and make it damn clear to them that this would be the absolute wrong direction. The last thing we need is the slop-spewing environment-chewing plagiarism bots invading there, too.
discord.sjc1.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...?
You need to get on this survey and make it damn clear to them that this would be the absolute wrong direction. The last thing we need is the slop-spewing environment-chewing plagiarism bots invading there, too.
discord.sjc1.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...?
The new generation doesn't understand take my wife please. Retweet this if you still want them to take your wife please
January 9, 2026 at 1:33 PM
The new generation doesn't understand take my wife please. Retweet this if you still want them to take your wife please
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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Chicago city councilor Byron Sigcho Lopez is also speaking to the crowd, calling for international solidarity against the Trump admin's actions.
He decries "these ludicrous justifications of war - the same that we saw in the Iraqi War, in the Afghanistan War."
He decries "these ludicrous justifications of war - the same that we saw in the Iraqi War, in the Afghanistan War."
January 3, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Chicago city councilor Byron Sigcho Lopez is also speaking to the crowd, calling for international solidarity against the Trump admin's actions.
He decries "these ludicrous justifications of war - the same that we saw in the Iraqi War, in the Afghanistan War."
He decries "these ludicrous justifications of war - the same that we saw in the Iraqi War, in the Afghanistan War."
Sports gambling is the male version of astrology
January 3, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Sports gambling is the male version of astrology
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if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
January 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
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It’s too late, I have already portrayed myself as Chortling Bernie and you as Seething Eric Adams
January 2, 2026 at 2:03 AM
It’s too late, I have already portrayed myself as Chortling Bernie and you as Seething Eric Adams
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This man showed up on his own knowyourmeme page for his 50th birthday and continued doing the meme without irony. You have no chance of ever defeating him.
December 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
This man showed up on his own knowyourmeme page for his 50th birthday and continued doing the meme without irony. You have no chance of ever defeating him.
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me, my wife, my son and my dog all have our christmases on the exact same day of the year. the odds of this are approximately 1 in 48 million
December 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
me, my wife, my son and my dog all have our christmases on the exact same day of the year. the odds of this are approximately 1 in 48 million
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don't be a fool, kakarot
December 24, 2025 at 9:19 AM
don't be a fool, kakarot
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Kill the elf on the shelf in your head
December 10, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Kill the elf on the shelf in your head
Can we financialize DSA caucus beef
The co-founder of Kalshi says: " The long-term vision is to financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion."
December 4, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Can we financialize DSA caucus beef
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As a centrist, I think Donald Trump is bad, but the political and economic conditions that enabled him to become president twice are good
November 30, 2025 at 2:53 PM
As a centrist, I think Donald Trump is bad, but the political and economic conditions that enabled him to become president twice are good
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Doctor: I’m sorry, you have Microsoft Teams Exposure…. the only cure is watching a movie from the 90s on mute at your local dive bar
November 20, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Doctor: I’m sorry, you have Microsoft Teams Exposure…. the only cure is watching a movie from the 90s on mute at your local dive bar
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sir, sir, please keep doing your signature dance, doing the jerk off motion into your face, set to "YMCA"
Trump dances after wrapping up his speech to McDonald's franchise owners
November 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
sir, sir, please keep doing your signature dance, doing the jerk off motion into your face, set to "YMCA"