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@poeticalimposter.bsky.social
Name: yes
Age: yes
Country: yes
Political preference: yes
Shit poster: yes
I got 5 out of 5
Age: yes
Country: yes
Political preference: yes
Shit poster: yes
I got 5 out of 5
Pinned
I'd rather you touched my beard than my coffee
Who wanna play rock paper scissors ?
✌️
*Seemed like a good idea at the time*
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*Seemed like a good idea at the time*
November 27, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Who wanna play rock paper scissors ?
✌️
*Seemed like a good idea at the time*
✌️
*Seemed like a good idea at the time*
Them " have you seen stranger things?"
Me *shows them my Bluesky timeline*
Me *shows them my Bluesky timeline*
November 27, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Them " have you seen stranger things?"
Me *shows them my Bluesky timeline*
Me *shows them my Bluesky timeline*
I like to untwist my sausage... Give it a good squeeze and make it enormous....
But... That's just me
But... That's just me
November 27, 2025 at 10:34 AM
I like to untwist my sausage... Give it a good squeeze and make it enormous....
But... That's just me
But... That's just me
Retweet this if you actually did fuck around and find out.
November 19, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Retweet this if you actually did fuck around and find out.
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Quick to the point, to the point no faking, cooking MC's like a pound of tofu
November 19, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Quick to the point, to the point no faking, cooking MC's like a pound of tofu
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When it's time to carve the turkey at Goth Thanksgiving
November 18, 2025 at 3:17 PM
When it's time to carve the turkey at Goth Thanksgiving
She.... She.... Deleted her account... I must have gone in too hard
November 18, 2025 at 3:18 PM
She.... She.... Deleted her account... I must have gone in too hard
You're eyes look blank and expressionless... Can we date?
November 18, 2025 at 9:22 AM
You're eyes look blank and expressionless... Can we date?
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Unless this ends with somebody dead, then I’m not interested
November 18, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Unless this ends with somebody dead, then I’m not interested
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if I'm being honest my musical taste is best described as "good"
November 18, 2025 at 8:21 AM
if I'm being honest my musical taste is best described as "good"
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Her: be a dear and-
Me, sees headlights, freaks out and runs away:
Me, sees headlights, freaks out and runs away:
November 18, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Her: be a dear and-
Me, sees headlights, freaks out and runs away:
Me, sees headlights, freaks out and runs away:
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Memory foam never forgets your favourite positions
November 17, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Memory foam never forgets your favourite positions
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I'm good, I'm great; I'm half asleep, my mind's awake
November 18, 2025 at 5:06 AM
I'm good, I'm great; I'm half asleep, my mind's awake
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Camelot still sounds like a seedy bar I'd entertain my time in
November 18, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Camelot still sounds like a seedy bar I'd entertain my time in
Mmm.... You positively rich in vitamins
November 18, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Mmm.... You positively rich in vitamins
Best bit of advice I ever heard?
There are NO horny singles in YOUR area, DYING to MEET YOU ?
There are NO horny singles in YOUR area, DYING to MEET YOU ?
November 17, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Best bit of advice I ever heard?
There are NO horny singles in YOUR area, DYING to MEET YOU ?
There are NO horny singles in YOUR area, DYING to MEET YOU ?
Who wants a raspberry on the belly?
November 17, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Who wants a raspberry on the belly?
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i come on here and say stupid stuff bc everything is stupid including me
October 14, 2025 at 12:08 PM
i come on here and say stupid stuff bc everything is stupid including me
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so what if I unplugged your life support to charge my phone AITA
October 14, 2025 at 11:46 AM
so what if I unplugged your life support to charge my phone AITA
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like sand through the hour glass, so are the days of bluesky
October 14, 2025 at 12:26 PM
like sand through the hour glass, so are the days of bluesky
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I’d follow you back, but you’re not naked enough.
October 14, 2025 at 12:28 PM
I’d follow you back, but you’re not naked enough.
I ponder the words of a great poet laureate that once said
" Your ass is a spaceship I want to ride"
" Your ass is a spaceship I want to ride"
October 14, 2025 at 6:30 AM
I ponder the words of a great poet laureate that once said
" Your ass is a spaceship I want to ride"
" Your ass is a spaceship I want to ride"
Buttholefly kisses
October 3, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Buttholefly kisses