Billie Bob Dylan
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really in the total animal soup of time—
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I want to talk a bit about one specific project we will get off the ground if we're able to meet our goal and hire full time staff. We have been calling it The Reconstruction Papers. It will be a collection of essays focused on a positive, practical vision for the country gofund.me/29ce4ead3
November 25, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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I donated!
We're up near $7,000 on the morning, now, but we've got to get to $35,000 by day's end. This is an opportunity we can't let go.
A loud opposition press with a long reach is a critical factor for successfully resisting presidents with ambitions of becoming dictators. Let's build out that long reach:
A loud opposition press with a long reach is a critical factor for successfully resisting presidents with ambitions of becoming dictators. Let's build out that long reach:
November 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I donated!
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November 25, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Grok, roast my freaking wife🤣🤣
November 24, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Grok, roast my freaking wife🤣🤣
My uncle's sweet potato with coconut milk and lime juice. When my cousin was little he ate so much of it his skin had a tinge of orange lol
Would like your most idiosyncratic Thanksgiving opinion (positive). Is there a side that is essential for you that's off most people's radar?
November 24, 2025 at 9:33 PM
My uncle's sweet potato with coconut milk and lime juice. When my cousin was little he ate so much of it his skin had a tinge of orange lol
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Gender is a spectrum from just wanting have fun to being back in town, and to varying degrees, each of us contains attributes of both, which is a beautiful thing
November 24, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Gender is a spectrum from just wanting have fun to being back in town, and to varying degrees, each of us contains attributes of both, which is a beautiful thing
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🎶 Jesus died for somebody's sins but not miiiiiiiiine 🎶
November 23, 2025 at 2:18 PM
🎶 Jesus died for somebody's sins but not miiiiiiiiine 🎶
Cried my eyes out doing this. What a great feeling.
🧵 We are, in fact, doing the thing again for @onesimplewish.bsky.social. In 2024, the kind people of this community put the money cannon on blast to help grant $75K in wishes for children in foster care. Toys, tech, a suit for job interviews. Here we go again! 👇
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
November 21, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Cried my eyes out doing this. What a great feeling.
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🧵 We are, in fact, doing the thing again for @onesimplewish.bsky.social. In 2024, the kind people of this community put the money cannon on blast to help grant $75K in wishes for children in foster care. Toys, tech, a suit for job interviews. Here we go again! 👇
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
November 21, 2025 at 4:54 PM
🧵 We are, in fact, doing the thing again for @onesimplewish.bsky.social. In 2024, the kind people of this community put the money cannon on blast to help grant $75K in wishes for children in foster care. Toys, tech, a suit for job interviews. Here we go again! 👇
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
I'm happy for you, or I'm sorry that happened
But I'm not reading all that
But I'm not reading all that
When you’re fine and not at all concerned about the Epstein files:
November 20, 2025 at 6:18 AM
I'm happy for you, or I'm sorry that happened
But I'm not reading all that
But I'm not reading all that
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Pope Leo you must return to Chicago and demand access to an ICE facility now that you have secured the Khan's allegiance
November 19, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Pope Leo you must return to Chicago and demand access to an ICE facility now that you have secured the Khan's allegiance
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my beloved girlfriend has an inexplicable attraction to grotesque, almost supernaturally weird old men. guys who look like the adults from a roald dahl story. fellas who act like they were perhaps recently animals turned human through some unnatural bargain with the fey. not me though
November 18, 2025 at 4:33 AM
my beloved girlfriend has an inexplicable attraction to grotesque, almost supernaturally weird old men. guys who look like the adults from a roald dahl story. fellas who act like they were perhaps recently animals turned human through some unnatural bargain with the fey. not me though
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Trump Has the Power to Release the Epstein Files, With or Without Congress www.nytimes.com/2025/11/17/u...
Trump Has the Power to Release the Epstein Files, With or Without Congress
www.nytimes.com
November 18, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Trump Has the Power to Release the Epstein Files, With or Without Congress www.nytimes.com/2025/11/17/u...
Bless those kids
Holy shit man
Incredible video from Reddit (too large to upload the screencap). CBP agents attempt to detain a flower vendor and end up getting chased into a vacant lot by a crowd of teenagers. What a bunch of impotent sad sacks.
www.reddit.com/r/EyesOnIce/...
www.reddit.com/r/EyesOnIce/...
November 17, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Bless those kids
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The distinction actually matters because we're not talking about crimes from disordered attractions, but from people deliberately looking for someone to exploit due to their youth and lack of power.
'bout to start learning the word "ephebophilia" a lot more
A very large faction of one of America's two major parties is about to start openly saying "well as long as she wasn't PRE-pubescent it's fine" with their whole chest.
November 13, 2025 at 3:32 AM
The distinction actually matters because we're not talking about crimes from disordered attractions, but from people deliberately looking for someone to exploit due to their youth and lack of power.
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My "We do not pepper spray children" t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the shirt
November 12, 2025 at 5:47 AM
My "We do not pepper spray children" t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the shirt
So, so many but I'll say the first one: a wrinkle in time. Scared me, excited me, mentally grew me up. Still remember closing the book in fear in the dark, heart pounding, eyes wide, thinking about life and death and the universe.
performative reading, lack of reading skills, nobody's reading anymore -- NO!
tell me about a book that changed you
for me? the *extremely* ahistorical novel, THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY which I read at 13 and was like, "Oh, art can be *everything* to a maker, for good and bad"
tell me about a book that changed you
for me? the *extremely* ahistorical novel, THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY which I read at 13 and was like, "Oh, art can be *everything* to a maker, for good and bad"
November 12, 2025 at 4:20 AM
So, so many but I'll say the first one: a wrinkle in time. Scared me, excited me, mentally grew me up. Still remember closing the book in fear in the dark, heart pounding, eyes wide, thinking about life and death and the universe.
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you can't just bring back austin powers. the franchise wrote itself into a corner after he volunteered to stay behind forever in the shagadelic dimension to save foxxy and vanessa. they already brought him back once without explaining how he escaped from fembot island, the audience won't buy it
November 11, 2025 at 1:48 PM
you can't just bring back austin powers. the franchise wrote itself into a corner after he volunteered to stay behind forever in the shagadelic dimension to save foxxy and vanessa. they already brought him back once without explaining how he escaped from fembot island, the audience won't buy it
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November 11, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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Reskeet with a tweet you still think about
November 11, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Reskeet with a tweet you still think about
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oh so these people do pay attention to who politicians follow on social media, they just don’t care that the vice president follows a bunch of actual neo-nazis
Axios tried to bust James Talarico for following adult content creators on Instagram and I'm genuinely impressed by his campaign's response
November 8, 2025 at 4:39 PM
oh so these people do pay attention to who politicians follow on social media, they just don’t care that the vice president follows a bunch of actual neo-nazis
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Gotta say, I’m not so confident that you do
November 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Gotta say, I’m not so confident that you do
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From the outside US evangelicalism is a very puzzling religious group because ostensibly they are very concerned with the moral teachings of a publicly accessible text but also they seem to have inferred completely the opposite lessons from that text than what everyone else thinks is the plain read.
so my town has been hosting an emergency food drive for snap recipients. the town, high school clubs, the Y, the churches (Episcopal, Presbyterians, Lutherans, Baptists, Unitarians, and the Catholics) & the synagogue, are involved.
You know who isn't participating? the fucking evangelicals.
You know who isn't participating? the fucking evangelicals.
November 7, 2025 at 8:02 PM
From the outside US evangelicalism is a very puzzling religious group because ostensibly they are very concerned with the moral teachings of a publicly accessible text but also they seem to have inferred completely the opposite lessons from that text than what everyone else thinks is the plain read.
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unlike you guys, i only suffer from posters gladness
November 6, 2025 at 4:23 PM
unlike you guys, i only suffer from posters gladness