Clarrie Maguire
@problemchimp.bsky.social
Sometimes bread is better.
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WELCOME TO THE DRACULA PAPRIKA DISCOURSE!!
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December 3, 2025 at 8:30 PM
WELCOME TO THE DRACULA PAPRIKA DISCOURSE!!
(meme from tumblr, not my own, original link seems to be dead now)
(meme from tumblr, not my own, original link seems to be dead now)
OK. Somebody I trusted has absolutely royally financially fucked me, so if anyone has work going in the new year now is the time to get in touch. I do several things: financial admin, ADHD coaching (specialising in helping creative small businesses/sole traders), data entry/transcription & more.
December 3, 2025 at 2:08 PM
OK. Somebody I trusted has absolutely royally financially fucked me, so if anyone has work going in the new year now is the time to get in touch. I do several things: financial admin, ADHD coaching (specialising in helping creative small businesses/sole traders), data entry/transcription & more.
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It's never about protection. It's always about taking rights away from people. And it is unlikely to stop here.
Fear of the unlike persists. People without any empathy for others will always try and take everything away. We're better than this. I really hope we're better than this.
Fear of the unlike persists. People without any empathy for others will always try and take everything away. We're better than this. I really hope we're better than this.
December 3, 2025 at 12:31 PM
It's never about protection. It's always about taking rights away from people. And it is unlikely to stop here.
Fear of the unlike persists. People without any empathy for others will always try and take everything away. We're better than this. I really hope we're better than this.
Fear of the unlike persists. People without any empathy for others will always try and take everything away. We're better than this. I really hope we're better than this.
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How hollow must your soul be to bully children out of the guides and see it as victory?
December 3, 2025 at 1:17 PM
How hollow must your soul be to bully children out of the guides and see it as victory?
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ODYSSEUS: wife I am home after 20 years
PENELOPE: oh shit I mean honey you are home how wonderful
ODYSSEUS: who are all these strange men
PENELOPE: well, I'll tell you what they're definitely not, which is a 300 person polycule ruling in your absence
PENELOPE: oh shit I mean honey you are home how wonderful
ODYSSEUS: who are all these strange men
PENELOPE: well, I'll tell you what they're definitely not, which is a 300 person polycule ruling in your absence
December 2, 2025 at 8:28 AM
ODYSSEUS: wife I am home after 20 years
PENELOPE: oh shit I mean honey you are home how wonderful
ODYSSEUS: who are all these strange men
PENELOPE: well, I'll tell you what they're definitely not, which is a 300 person polycule ruling in your absence
PENELOPE: oh shit I mean honey you are home how wonderful
ODYSSEUS: who are all these strange men
PENELOPE: well, I'll tell you what they're definitely not, which is a 300 person polycule ruling in your absence
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Today is the birthday of writer & artist Fletcher Hanks (Dec. 1, 1889-Jan. 22, 1976). He was only active in the comic industry for three years but is remembered for his unique style & unusual creations such as Stardust the Super Wizard & Fantomah.
December 1, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Today is the birthday of writer & artist Fletcher Hanks (Dec. 1, 1889-Jan. 22, 1976). He was only active in the comic industry for three years but is remembered for his unique style & unusual creations such as Stardust the Super Wizard & Fantomah.
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Everyone is getting upset about the data centers. They pollute a lot and use a lot of energy and will eventually be very ugly/huge vacant buildings. And I understand being mad about that. Until you consider the state of the lazer tag industry at this moment, and how much help that sector needs.
December 1, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Everyone is getting upset about the data centers. They pollute a lot and use a lot of energy and will eventually be very ugly/huge vacant buildings. And I understand being mad about that. Until you consider the state of the lazer tag industry at this moment, and how much help that sector needs.
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I thought I could not be shocked by what prominent transphobes feel able to say about me. Turns out I was wrong.
Here is Richard Dunstan, a prominent commentator closely associated with the Sex Matters charity, speculating that I enjoyed being sexually assaulted as a child.
Here is Richard Dunstan, a prominent commentator closely associated with the Sex Matters charity, speculating that I enjoyed being sexually assaulted as a child.
December 1, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I thought I could not be shocked by what prominent transphobes feel able to say about me. Turns out I was wrong.
Here is Richard Dunstan, a prominent commentator closely associated with the Sex Matters charity, speculating that I enjoyed being sexually assaulted as a child.
Here is Richard Dunstan, a prominent commentator closely associated with the Sex Matters charity, speculating that I enjoyed being sexually assaulted as a child.
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I heard you like bad boys, i’m screening a DVD on an oil rig
December 1, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I heard you like bad boys, i’m screening a DVD on an oil rig
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The Munsters poses the chilling question, what if your parents were a vampire and a Frankenstein? The Addams Family poses the chilling question, what if your parents were openly sexual?
December 1, 2025 at 2:56 AM
The Munsters poses the chilling question, what if your parents were a vampire and a Frankenstein? The Addams Family poses the chilling question, what if your parents were openly sexual?
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well well well, if it isn't my old friend monday. brave of you to show your face around here again after everything you've done
December 1, 2025 at 8:25 AM
well well well, if it isn't my old friend monday. brave of you to show your face around here again after everything you've done
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Wicked For Good sounds like a Boston area non profit
November 28, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Wicked For Good sounds like a Boston area non profit
I don’t usually comment on people’s appearance, but the consistency with which any right wing public figure looks like they were drawn by Steve Dillon haunts me. From ‘elder statesmen speaks out’ to ‘youth addresses Tory conference’ just 100% grailspawn motherfuckers. It’s statistically unfeasible.
November 30, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I don’t usually comment on people’s appearance, but the consistency with which any right wing public figure looks like they were drawn by Steve Dillon haunts me. From ‘elder statesmen speaks out’ to ‘youth addresses Tory conference’ just 100% grailspawn motherfuckers. It’s statistically unfeasible.
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Don't kill the part of you that's cringe, kill the part of you that cringes
November 30, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Don't kill the part of you that's cringe, kill the part of you that cringes
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I just don't need to know what the Telegraph has written about Dungeons & Dragons. It's a newspaper for people who are frightened of samosas.
November 30, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I just don't need to know what the Telegraph has written about Dungeons & Dragons. It's a newspaper for people who are frightened of samosas.
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If you have characters speaking a language the majority of the audience doesn't speak and they turn on native subtitles and the subtitles are [Speaking in Foreign Language], we have permission to sell your children to a witch.
November 29, 2025 at 4:00 AM
If you have characters speaking a language the majority of the audience doesn't speak and they turn on native subtitles and the subtitles are [Speaking in Foreign Language], we have permission to sell your children to a witch.
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Imagine posing for a photographer friend who sells your image to iStock and a year later, you see this is what The Washington Post has done with the image of you walking on a beautiful fall day
November 29, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Imagine posing for a photographer friend who sells your image to iStock and a year later, you see this is what The Washington Post has done with the image of you walking on a beautiful fall day
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This should be in the V&A. It’s an essential artefact of UK late 20th century culture.
One of the most beautiful bits of english eccentricity and glorious design is coming back to Sotheby’s and should be bought by a musuem (or me) for THE NATION. www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home...
Jewelled golden hare that sparked national treasure hunt set for auction
Artist and author Kit Williams hid a golden hare with clues to its precise location given in his 1979 book
www.independent.co.uk
November 27, 2025 at 10:38 AM
This should be in the V&A. It’s an essential artefact of UK late 20th century culture.
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subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz350bs
November 26, 2025 at 10:24 PM
subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz350bs
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The deliberate choice of language in an article on the BBC website is grotesque.
I don’t know enough about the situation with Lineham to opine on whether the judgement is valid or not, but everything about this paragraph in the BBC article makes me despair at how many institutions have been captured by the GC movement
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
November 26, 2025 at 3:46 PM
The deliberate choice of language in an article on the BBC website is grotesque.
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Wow. I don’t think I’ve seen something more confidently and offensively incorrect in so few words since my uncle described me visiting my dad as “northern lad returns home”
new favourite New York Times term for a British thing just dropped
November 26, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Wow. I don’t think I’ve seen something more confidently and offensively incorrect in so few words since my uncle described me visiting my dad as “northern lad returns home”
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While the Carers Allowance Overpayment scandal is obviously incredibly important, it's also worth paying attention to the bigger picture.
Carer's Allowance is £4331.60 a year and requires you to provide at least 35 hours of care (most do more).
Minimum wage for 35 hours is £20,512.80 a year.
Carer's Allowance is £4331.60 a year and requires you to provide at least 35 hours of care (most do more).
Minimum wage for 35 hours is £20,512.80 a year.
November 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
While the Carers Allowance Overpayment scandal is obviously incredibly important, it's also worth paying attention to the bigger picture.
Carer's Allowance is £4331.60 a year and requires you to provide at least 35 hours of care (most do more).
Minimum wage for 35 hours is £20,512.80 a year.
Carer's Allowance is £4331.60 a year and requires you to provide at least 35 hours of care (most do more).
Minimum wage for 35 hours is £20,512.80 a year.
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actual wolf: let's sleep in a pile tonight
idiot guy: *reads a book called Based Stoicism: Marcus Aurelius On Defeating Wokeness*
idiot guy: *reads a book called Based Stoicism: Marcus Aurelius On Defeating Wokeness*
November 26, 2025 at 2:27 AM
actual wolf: let's sleep in a pile tonight
idiot guy: *reads a book called Based Stoicism: Marcus Aurelius On Defeating Wokeness*
idiot guy: *reads a book called Based Stoicism: Marcus Aurelius On Defeating Wokeness*
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idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see