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29, existing on this mortal plane. Chronically fatal Halloween enjoyer. Tranny, they/them. Here for leaf litter, to create multi layers that decompose on top of each other creating rich soil.
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pumpkabumpkin @pumpkinhead69.bsky.social · Jan 15
Sexy and ready to hexy
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theonion.com
ICE Deems Being In Privacy Of Own Home Obstruction Of Justice https://theonion.com/ice-deems-being-in-privacy-of-own-home-obstruction-of-justice/
ICE Deems Being In Privacy Of Own Home Obstruction Of Justice
January 22, 2026 at 9:27 PM
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kashana.blacksky.app
They like cops so much that all we’re getting is cops. No roads, no bridges, no school funding, no culture money, just a bouquet of different types of cops
January 22, 2026 at 9:56 PM
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bencollins.bsky.social
218 people voted to fund the child kidnapping ring and masked death squads.
ericmgarcia.bsky.social Eric Michael Garcia @ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 19h
218 with 7 Democrats voting for it, the DHS bill passes
January 22, 2026 at 9:58 PM
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saltymactavish.bsky.social
I live in Teddy Roosevelt’s America. All we do is eat beans and go squatchin
January 20, 2026 at 2:42 PM
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rincewind.run
no matter how many times he's proven to be bullshitting, no matter how many people die because of what he did at DOGE, no matter how many nazi salutes he throws, no matter how many nonconsensual pictures Grok generates, "elon musk says thing" will apparently never stop being a headline
bloomberg.com Bloomberg News @bloomberg.com · 19h
Tesla will probably sell its Optimus robots to the public by the end of next year, according to Chief Executive Officer Elon Musk, who’s said the carmaker’s fortunes will be increasingly dependent on humanoid machines.
Tesla to Sell Optimus Robots to Public Next Year, Musk Says
Tesla Inc. will probably sell its Optimus robots to the public by the end of next year, according to Chief Executive Officer Elon Musk, who’s said the carmaker’s fortunes will be increasingly dependent on humanoid machines.
bloom.bg
January 22, 2026 at 10:07 PM
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pseudonymjones.bsky.social
a quick comic about jesus
a comic titled “what would it be like if Jesus came back today?” The first panel shows Jesus standing on a bombed-out street. Several drones are flying into the distance. Jesu says, “do unto others as you would have them d” the text is partially obscured by an american bomb. the remaining panels are blank. a comic titled “what would it be like if Jesus came back today?” The text “— and he was born American” is added in red. In the first panel, Jesus with a hamburger is standing on a city street. He says, “do unto others as you would have them do unt-“ he is cut off as four operatives with guns and mismatched tactical gear tackle him. One tells, “DOWN ON THe GROUND ASSHOLE!!!” A drone circled overhead and an unmarked van pulls up. “STOP RESISTING” one of the masked men yells at Jesu who is already on the ground with his hands behind his back. More men, drones, and vans arrive. Finally, the scene is mostly obscured by vans and masked men jumping out of them. From back where Jesu was being held, multiple gunshots ring out. a comic titled “what would it be like if Jesus came back today?” The text “— and he was born AS A WHITE American” is added in red. Jesu stands on the city street with a burger. “Do unto— uh—“ he says. He sits on the burb and eats th burger hurriedly. “Shit, need to finish this before my next shift.” he also has a cigarette and is distracted looking at an assortment of things on his phone. He gets up and heads inside the building. “I shouldn’t have bought that burger now how am I going to pay rent” a comic titled “what would it be like if Jesus came back today?” The text “— and he was born as a RICH white American” has been added in red. Jesus, shaved and in a suit but still with a burger, stands by the window inside of a skyscraper. “do…” he says, “…you ever feel like you’ve changed so much about yourself in pursuit of wealth that you’ve lost what makes ‘you’ you?” He sighs and looks out the window while eating the burger. From behind him, someone says, “Mr. Christ your private helicopter to rich pedophile island has arrived.” “Ok,” says Jesus. He is gone in the final panel and a helicopter is flying away in the background. He appears to have smeared the remains of his burger on the window before leaving.
January 21, 2026 at 11:02 PM
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pseudonymjones.bsky.social
I have nothing but love in my heart for Jesus-the-man and nothing but profound contempt for every self-serving action carried out in his name for two thousand years.
January 22, 2026 at 4:19 PM
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pseudonymjones.bsky.social
American Christianity is rotten at its core, a hollow veneer over sabre-rattling self-righteousness that bears no actual resemblance to the values Jesus preached. I hope you meet him someday and he plucks the tongue out of your head
January 22, 2026 at 4:19 PM
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mimikyuute.bsky.social
4 hours of sleep should be enough for anyone i think my body is just being whiny
January 22, 2026 at 4:27 PM
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mimikyuute.bsky.social
*slowly pushing the massive boulder to close my elaborate mausoleum* haha no seriously guys just a quick power nap and ill be good to go
January 22, 2026 at 4:28 PM
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joellecharbonneau.bsky.social
Our Federal Government no longer believes in the constitution. Nothing about what is happening now is okay.
January 21, 2026 at 10:39 PM
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rincewind.run
it doesn't matter if you don't want to have this fight, it doesn't even matter if it's not politically optimal to have this fight

the fight is here and sitting it out is not an option

if you can't see that get out of the way
January 21, 2026 at 10:43 PM
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mbsycamore.bsky.social
The good thing about a paywall is that it saves me from reading something I didn't need to read anyway.
January 21, 2026 at 10:41 PM
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captainacab.airbud.website
i could really go for some absolute power right about now. i could do so much good with absolute power it wouldn’t affect me negatively at all
January 21, 2026 at 3:22 PM
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charlottegarden.bsky.social
If ICE thought this was constitutional, it would have made horrifying social media content about it.
reichlinmelnick.bsky.social Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 1d
ICE secretly told its officers that any time someone has been ordered removed, ICE can break down their door.

It has been accepted for generations that the only thing which can authorize agents to break into your home is a warrant signed by a judge. No wonder ICE hid this memo!
May 12, 2025 MEMORANDUM FOR: All ICE Personnel FROM: Todd Lyons Acting Director SUBJECT: Utilizing Form I-205, Warrant of Removal On January 20, 2025, President Donald J. Trump issued Executive Order 14159, Protecting the American People Against Invasion, directing the Secretary of Homeland Security to "ensur[e] the successful enforcement of final orders of removal." 90 Fed. Reg. 8443, 8444 (Jan. 20, 2025) (E.O. 14159). Essential to the removal of aliens subject to final orders of removal is the ability to locate and arrest them. To this end, certain supervisory immigration officers within both Enforcement and Removal Operations (ERO) and Homeland Security Investigations (HSI) are authorized to issue an administrative warrant, Form I-205, Warrant of Removal (Form 1-205), for the arrest of an alien with a final order of removal. 8 C.F.R. § 241.2(a)(1). All U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) special agents and deportation officers are authorized to execute Forms 1-205. 8 C.F.R. § 287.5(e)(3)(iii) - (y) Although the U.S. Department of Homeland Security (DHS) has not historically relied on administrative warrants alone to arrest aliens subject to final orders of removal in their place of residence, the DHS Office of the General Counsel has recently determined that the U.S. Constitution, the Immigration and Nationality Act, and the immigration regulations do not prohibit relying on administrative warrants for this purpose. Accordingly, in light of this legal determination, ICE immigration officers may arrest and detain aliens subject to a final under of removal issued by an immigration judge, the Board of Immigration Appeals (BIA), or a U.S. Arrow) district court judge or magistrate judge in their place of residence.23 ICE immigration officers should consider all available enforcement mechanisms, including the use of a Form 1-205 to arrest an alien in their place of residence, to achieve the requirements of E.O. 14159 in accordance with applicable law and policies. This guidance informs the use of Forms 1-205 and provides to ICE law enforcement personnel a reminder of the general limitations and exceptions that may apply when effectuating arrests in an alien's residence. General Guidelines ICE law enforcement officers receive extensive training on the legal and procedural requirements for making administrative and criminal arrests. ICE personnel must remain cognizant of all existing laws and policies pertaining to arrests when carrying out civil immigration enforcement actions. Prior to entering a residence to conduct an administrative immigration arrest pursuant to Form I-205, officers and agents must ensure the Form 1-205 is properly completed and is supported by a final order of removal issued by an immigration judge, the BIA, a U.S. district court, or a magistrate judge. This is essential because that order establishes probable cause. Officers and agents must also have reason to believe that the subject alien resides at and is currently located in the address where the Form I-205 is to be served.
January 21, 2026 at 10:17 PM
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gregpak.net
ICE is evil.

You cannot reform this.

You must not fund this.

Call your reps and tell them NO FUNDING FOR ICE. NO "TRAINING," NO "REFORM," NO "BODY CAMS." JUST ICE OUT OF OUR CITIES, DEFUND, and ABOLISH.

reps.fyi
discosaurus.bsky.social Disco @discosaurus.bsky.social · 1d
This picture making the rounds on reddit, Columbia Heights. I'm not OK.
Kid in a hat and backpack, maybe 5, getting detained
January 21, 2026 at 11:26 PM
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dexanderson.com
Is it @startribune.com policy to refer to anyone confronting ICE as a protester? This obscures the nature of what people are doing. We're not protesting ICE. We're constitutional observers documenting human rights abuses by agents of the state.
Protester sprayed with chemical irritant while agents pinned him to the ground Protesters gathered on Blaisdell Avenue in south Minneapolis between 28th and 29th streets after federal agents detained two teenagers, according to witnesses. Protesters were shouting and tensions escalated before agents began detaining observers like the man seen below, who was pinned to the ground when a federal agent sprayed a chemical irritant directly into his face.
January 21, 2026 at 10:02 PM
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jeremycshipp.bsky.social
They funneled funds away from Medicare, Medicaid, clean energy projects, disaster response, and other areas so that our taxes could be used to pay for shooting a mother in the face, blasting children with teargas, terrorizing schools, attacking and disappearing our neighbors and friends and family.
January 18, 2026 at 8:04 PM
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extrafabulous.bsky.social
January 19, 2026 at 3:28 PM
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nicolefoy.bsky.social
abcnews.go.com/US/lawyers-a...
January 19, 2026 at 2:36 AM
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nicolefoy.bsky.social
The allegations in this story are incredibly disturbing. Blocking kids from bedside, lying to their pastor, pushing a patient — Why are hospital staff so involved in ICE’s attempts to detain a woman in their care?
sahanjournal.com/health/ice-d...
ICE agents detain Mounds View couple en route to ER
An early-morning trip to the ER turned into a nightmare for a Mounds View couple with Liborio Parral Ortiz shipped to Texas and the family blocked from access to the bedside of his wife by ICE agents ...
sahanjournal.com
January 19, 2026 at 3:04 PM
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today-maybe.bsky.social
A digital recreation of a panel of the comic Nancy by Olivia James. The titular character, Nancy, is riding a hoverboard-type scooter, holding a digital music player in one hand and a phone on a selfie stick in the other. She's wearing those 80s Venetian blind sunglasses. All the colors are weird inversions or variations from the actual panel colors. In a large speech balloon above her head Nancy is saying 'Maybe it will happen today'.
January 19, 2026 at 2:26 PM
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tommchenry.bsky.social
tenement drama for cats

(17 mins)
PANEL 1: A cat in a tank top is looking out the window of a dingy apartment. Another cat is sprawled on the small bed with an ashtray resting on his chest. He's smoking. CAT 1: "Dammit, I'm tired of shitting in sand and pretendin' it's litter, Larry." CAT 2: "You can be such a dreamer, kid. It's adorable." PANEL 2: The cat at the window turns angrily back to the cat on the bed. CAT 1: "C'mon, Lar', don't hit me with the world-weary big-city queen act-- you're not so hollowed out that you don't dream about a place large enough to do big stretch in. About wet food that's more than shredded cardboard in broth!"
January 19, 2026 at 6:31 PM
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sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social
Evergreen Comix.
January 19, 2026 at 6:35 PM