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Quality Snark
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Say what you will, there haven't been any mice in the basement since this administration took over...
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When the next Administration demolishes the Trump Ballroom they should also destroy the labyrinth built underneath it to house Stephen Miller.
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Keep checking to see if the Constitution ends up on eBay
Math is hard when you're sundowning...
I wish someone would ask questions like,"WHO says that?"
As a nasty woman, I would have been trmpted to reply, "And you're a grifting dirtbag. Always have been."
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a nazi tattoo with a tattoo under it that says “i got this before i knew elon musk was like that”
I appreciate this sentiment, but I'd trade some of that sweetness for not having to pee four times in the middle of the night.
Similar to the assumption that all military personnel vote Republican. Perhaps the career officers do, because that's what her best interest, but mamy people I know who served for 4 years do not vote conservatively.
Answer "Negative five" enough times and he will probably stop asking.
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Chat is it a good sign if the cops are publicly disavowing the regimes actions on Twitter
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some people are acting like this is the last Guy in Maine

I bet there are more

ask Maine

there may even be some who are Not Guys

may not even have beards, who knows

who even knows who's walking around Maine right now without ... all that
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Day of the Dead lowrider cruises, arts workshops, ofrenda contests, Indigenous dancing, and a brand-new festival in Downtown mark this big year in remembrance and community perseverance.

The full guide: lataco.com/dia-de-los-m...

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I'm pretty sure the Bible explicitly states that Jesus repeatedly handed out fish (and bread). I'm also pretty sure that he didn't give any fishing lessons while walking on water.
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NEWS: Arizona Attorney General Kris Mayes and Rep.-Elect Adelita Grijalva have SUED the U.S. House of Representatives in federal court in Washington, D.C. over Speaker Mike Johnson’s refusal to swear in Grijalva.

Grijalva would be the 218th vote for the Epstein Files discharge petition.
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Being an adult is just saying "I'm tired" in different tones of voice until you die.
That one and Office Space were the most memorable theater experiences, probably because the same coworker was there both times.
He's gone, and the only thing I miss are his hilarious passive aggressive comments during his own trainings, usually delivered in front of misspelled and incorrectly punctuated Power Point slides.
AI took his job, now he's taking my money. A lot of great designs: "Let the Wookie Win" is my favorite, for sentimental reasons.

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Y'all Need Books (white skeleton)
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Local peeps agree: kick Larry's ass to the curb, already!
I don't get why the "You're killing me, Larry!" guy is still in business with Larry. It's clearly a deeply toxic relationship where his views are not respected.
Where is Kegsbreath with another of his fitness pep talks?
Internet scolds are the online equivalent of people who boycott movies, thus encouraging even more people to hear about and go see them.
The oatmeal pies used to be the bomb diddy bomb. The brownies were also ace, but they changed something and now everything tastes waxy.