Quality Snark
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mess with crabby, get the stabby
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Well, I've made it an hour so far at work and haven't fucked up the date yet.
January 2, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Well, I've made it an hour so far at work and haven't fucked up the date yet.
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Them: Love and light✨
Me: Scorn and darkness🖤
Me: Scorn and darkness🖤
January 2, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Them: Love and light✨
Me: Scorn and darkness🖤
Me: Scorn and darkness🖤
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wow crime is already down in mamdani’s new york
January 3, 2026 at 6:04 AM
wow crime is already down in mamdani’s new york
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A real news outlet publishing the phrase "Grok apologized" should result in like a week-long timeout. Think about what you've done.
January 2, 2026 at 10:31 PM
A real news outlet publishing the phrase "Grok apologized" should result in like a week-long timeout. Think about what you've done.
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I never knew that Navajo weavers made microchips for NASA.
184. The Space Race wasn't all just white men - if you go looking, you will find the women.
🧪 🔭 #WomenInSTEM #TabClosed2026
🧪 🔭 #WomenInSTEM #TabClosed2026
Unsung indigenous women behind moon landing celebrated in art
A Kent composer and artist have teamed up to create a tapestry and accompanying piece of music.
www.bbc.com
January 2, 2026 at 5:13 PM
I never knew that Navajo weavers made microchips for NASA.
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I would get sworn in on a copy of Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
January 2, 2026 at 1:22 PM
I would get sworn in on a copy of Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
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They paved paradise and put up a pickleball court
January 3, 2026 at 2:13 AM
They paved paradise and put up a pickleball court
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Trump Doctor Declares President In Remarkable Shape For A Man With No Soul
August 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Trump Doctor Declares President In Remarkable Shape For A Man With No Soul
I'd be down for all those frogs.
[flirting] What's your favorite Biblical plague
January 3, 2026 at 4:05 AM
I'd be down for all those frogs.
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Whenever I see an ad for Viking Cruises, I imagine myself chained to an oar in the bottom of an old wooden ship with all the other guests.
January 3, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Whenever I see an ad for Viking Cruises, I imagine myself chained to an oar in the bottom of an old wooden ship with all the other guests.
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EMBRACE YOUR CRINGE THIS YEAR! 🙂↕️🌟
January 2, 2026 at 6:54 PM
EMBRACE YOUR CRINGE THIS YEAR! 🙂↕️🌟
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People are like “if I won the lottery, I’d keep on working.”
I’d show up at the office one last time, cook an entire trout in the microwave, and leave.
I’d show up at the office one last time, cook an entire trout in the microwave, and leave.
November 23, 2024 at 10:47 PM
People are like “if I won the lottery, I’d keep on working.”
I’d show up at the office one last time, cook an entire trout in the microwave, and leave.
I’d show up at the office one last time, cook an entire trout in the microwave, and leave.
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Always remember a work conversation about 20 years ago about “what’s the first thing you’d buy if you won the lottery?”. We all came up with some stupid & shit answers. One guy took a moment and said he’d buy the entire DVD box set of the X-Files, and I’ve never heard a truer answer since
November 24, 2024 at 10:45 PM
Always remember a work conversation about 20 years ago about “what’s the first thing you’d buy if you won the lottery?”. We all came up with some stupid & shit answers. One guy took a moment and said he’d buy the entire DVD box set of the X-Files, and I’ve never heard a truer answer since
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After an almost 10-year hiatus, I got back into stitching in July. I'm still working on one last project from 2025, but managed to finish these.
January 3, 2026 at 3:03 AM
After an almost 10-year hiatus, I got back into stitching in July. I'm still working on one last project from 2025, but managed to finish these.
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January 3, 2026 at 12:46 AM
My 2026 resolution should be to actually keep mine this way, instead of in the bottom of my bag, where I inevitably find them 6 months later having coated everything else in the bottom of the bag.
January 3, 2026 at 2:15 AM
My 2026 resolution should be to actually keep mine this way, instead of in the bottom of my bag, where I inevitably find them 6 months later having coated everything else in the bottom of the bag.
Dropping this here for any Twitter Alumni who haven't seen it yet. GRANT IS BACK!
A small reason for me to be less cynical going into ‘26. I could cry, but in a fierce, manly way.
January 3, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Dropping this here for any Twitter Alumni who haven't seen it yet. GRANT IS BACK!
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yes, well, John Hughes did make the occasional mis-step
January 2, 2026 at 9:16 PM
yes, well, John Hughes did make the occasional mis-step
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hey girl, hey. hey. hey. girl... heeey.
January 2, 2026 at 7:13 PM
hey girl, hey. hey. hey. girl... heeey.
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Oh, The Sights You Can't Unsee by Dr. Seuss
January 3, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Oh, The Sights You Can't Unsee by Dr. Seuss
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It's a tough conversation to have, but it's vital that you sit down with your significant other and agree which photos you'll allow to be used on Dateline
January 2, 2026 at 6:09 AM
It's a tough conversation to have, but it's vital that you sit down with your significant other and agree which photos you'll allow to be used on Dateline