Rammi
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· Sep 12
So my very specific dopamine rush is buying the same clothes Eleanor Shellstrop from The Good Place wears (new master thread of photos as and when I find the clothes in my wardrobe again)
I already have this shirt but if anyone is after an Eleanor Shellstrop shirt for themselves and can fit into a Small (the brand’s shirts do tend to run small, just speaking as someone who owns multiple Eleanor Paige shirts now), there’s one going on eBay right now… ebay.us/m/XDKYhU
January 12, 2026 at 10:42 AM
I already have this shirt but if anyone is after an Eleanor Shellstrop shirt for themselves and can fit into a Small (the brand’s shirts do tend to run small, just speaking as someone who owns multiple Eleanor Paige shirts now), there’s one going on eBay right now… ebay.us/m/XDKYhU
Happy to contribute if people are okay with looking literally like Eleanor Shellstrop all the time
starting a charity for bluesky gays bc none of you seem to own any clothes
January 10, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Happy to contribute if people are okay with looking literally like Eleanor Shellstrop all the time
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I found this on Baker Street.
Sorry to doxx the legendary super spy.
Sorry to doxx the legendary super spy.
January 10, 2026 at 10:24 PM
I found this on Baker Street.
Sorry to doxx the legendary super spy.
Sorry to doxx the legendary super spy.
Impulse got some flat piercings today while I was wearing contacts but as a general glasses wearer this may not have been my best idea to not bring them with me… Ow ow ow ow ow.
January 10, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Impulse got some flat piercings today while I was wearing contacts but as a general glasses wearer this may not have been my best idea to not bring them with me… Ow ow ow ow ow.
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Just heard an AI ethicist talk about how important it is that we say ‘MEN are using Grok to undress images of babies, children and women’ not ‘Grok is….’. Grok isn’t responsible for the action, the men enabling & using it for this repulsive purpose are. Small but important bit of linguistic accuracy
January 7, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Just heard an AI ethicist talk about how important it is that we say ‘MEN are using Grok to undress images of babies, children and women’ not ‘Grok is….’. Grok isn’t responsible for the action, the men enabling & using it for this repulsive purpose are. Small but important bit of linguistic accuracy
Apologies to every seller of a Rails Ingrid chambray/denim shirt on eBay as I have spent literally weeks messaging everyone to add pics of the label to their listings because the exact Eleanor Shellstrop shirt I was looking for had a very specific fabric blend (yes, I know I have a problem)
January 10, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Apologies to every seller of a Rails Ingrid chambray/denim shirt on eBay as I have spent literally weeks messaging everyone to add pics of the label to their listings because the exact Eleanor Shellstrop shirt I was looking for had a very specific fabric blend (yes, I know I have a problem)
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In the UK when buying perfume, shops have to show as part of the price tag how much it would cost to buy a litre of it (because it's so expensive and so small). This rule should be applied to primer ink cartridges too. HP ink, £20, £2,000,000 per litre.
January 9, 2026 at 11:43 PM
In the UK when buying perfume, shops have to show as part of the price tag how much it would cost to buy a litre of it (because it's so expensive and so small). This rule should be applied to primer ink cartridges too. HP ink, £20, £2,000,000 per litre.
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Looks like ICE is now cracking down on … Native Americans.
This letter was just posted by the chairman of the Standing Rock Sioux Tribe in North/South Dakota:
“Our Nation is a sovereign government and our members are not immigrants. We are not subject to immigration enforcement on our own lands.”
This letter was just posted by the chairman of the Standing Rock Sioux Tribe in North/South Dakota:
“Our Nation is a sovereign government and our members are not immigrants. We are not subject to immigration enforcement on our own lands.”
January 10, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Looks like ICE is now cracking down on … Native Americans.
This letter was just posted by the chairman of the Standing Rock Sioux Tribe in North/South Dakota:
“Our Nation is a sovereign government and our members are not immigrants. We are not subject to immigration enforcement on our own lands.”
This letter was just posted by the chairman of the Standing Rock Sioux Tribe in North/South Dakota:
“Our Nation is a sovereign government and our members are not immigrants. We are not subject to immigration enforcement on our own lands.”
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They are petrified little boys, scared of a mom of 3, a poet in an suv... if women terrify hateful men this much, we still have power and we will unite behind it.
January 9, 2026 at 5:28 PM
They are petrified little boys, scared of a mom of 3, a poet in an suv... if women terrify hateful men this much, we still have power and we will unite behind it.
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ThESe TIMES Are TOo iNtERESting! SeNd tHeM bACK!
January 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
ThESe TIMES Are TOo iNtERESting! SeNd tHeM bACK!
The No Trousers Tube Ride is back this Sunday and against my better judgement I’m co-hosting again… Once again, for what it’s worth, I am sorry, London 😆 secretldn.com/no-trousers-...
Hundreds Of Londoners Will Drop Trou On The Tube This Weekend As The No Trousers Tube Ride Returns – Here’s How You Can Join The Bottomless Fun
The quirky London tradition is returning this weekend, and hundreds of Londoners will dare to bare as part of the No Trousers Tube Ride.
secretldn.com
January 9, 2026 at 10:42 AM
The No Trousers Tube Ride is back this Sunday and against my better judgement I’m co-hosting again… Once again, for what it’s worth, I am sorry, London 😆 secretldn.com/no-trousers-...
goddammit my eyes got worse again so once more, I have to pay approx £400 to be able to see for the year (I’m getting a new free pair of frames but that doesn’t include the lenses)
January 8, 2026 at 5:50 PM
goddammit my eyes got worse again so once more, I have to pay approx £400 to be able to see for the year (I’m getting a new free pair of frames but that doesn’t include the lenses)
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ICE agents (and all law enforcement) are murderers, yes, but i think it's also good to keep pointing out to them that they are also huge fuckin' losers
January 8, 2026 at 3:45 PM
ICE agents (and all law enforcement) are murderers, yes, but i think it's also good to keep pointing out to them that they are also huge fuckin' losers
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One of the core purposes of right-wing media is to rewrite your memory and reprogram your moral response to an event you saw with your own eyes. George Floyd died of a heart attack. Jan 6 was a peaceful picnic. This process has already begun
THERE IS VIDEO
I really do not want to recommend to everyone a video of a person being shot but there is video from multiple angles
why not cut the crap and just publish "this paper supports random state murder, it makes us feel good, kill kill kill"? same exact meaning, less embarrassing
I really do not want to recommend to everyone a video of a person being shot but there is video from multiple angles
why not cut the crap and just publish "this paper supports random state murder, it makes us feel good, kill kill kill"? same exact meaning, less embarrassing
January 8, 2026 at 3:57 PM
One of the core purposes of right-wing media is to rewrite your memory and reprogram your moral response to an event you saw with your own eyes. George Floyd died of a heart attack. Jan 6 was a peaceful picnic. This process has already begun
I do not need a specific jumpsuit that Eleanor Shellstrop has worn because it is expensive I do not need a specific jumpsuit that Eleanor Shellstrop has worn because it is expensive (repeating until it’s true because I am most likely going to get it if it’s still available in the next few weeks)
January 8, 2026 at 11:38 AM
I do not need a specific jumpsuit that Eleanor Shellstrop has worn because it is expensive I do not need a specific jumpsuit that Eleanor Shellstrop has worn because it is expensive (repeating until it’s true because I am most likely going to get it if it’s still available in the next few weeks)
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These are apparently facial reconstructions of a 2,300-year-old Pazyryk Scythian male and female from the same kurgan in Berel, Kazakhstan and not - as I first thought - that couple I met at a Spiral Tribe soundsystem in 1992 who sold me E that turned out to be paracetamol.
January 8, 2026 at 8:28 AM
These are apparently facial reconstructions of a 2,300-year-old Pazyryk Scythian male and female from the same kurgan in Berel, Kazakhstan and not - as I first thought - that couple I met at a Spiral Tribe soundsystem in 1992 who sold me E that turned out to be paracetamol.
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People here need to understand all the stop the boats rhetoric is leading exactly to this. Hate only leads in one direction.
You and your wife drop your 6-year-old off at school. You just moved here. You see ICE terrorizing your new neighbors. You film them, as is your legal right. Your wife complies with orders. She is then shot in the head. You still have to pick up your child later today.
This could be you.
This could be you.
January 8, 2026 at 9:09 AM
People here need to understand all the stop the boats rhetoric is leading exactly to this. Hate only leads in one direction.
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Who called it “becoming more conservative as you age” and not alt-rightzheimers
June 23, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Who called it “becoming more conservative as you age” and not alt-rightzheimers
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truly amazing to see news on here and elsewhere filled with inaction from ukgov on the horrors of grok, then open up reddit to see *incredibly* accusatory sponsored adverts from ukgov warning me that nonconsensual imagery is a crime. yeah thanks for that, maybe someone should tell ukgov
January 8, 2026 at 8:17 AM
truly amazing to see news on here and elsewhere filled with inaction from ukgov on the horrors of grok, then open up reddit to see *incredibly* accusatory sponsored adverts from ukgov warning me that nonconsensual imagery is a crime. yeah thanks for that, maybe someone should tell ukgov
Honey’s routine includes being wrapped up in a towel after her walk each morning so she can snooze (if you forget, she will come and stare at you until you do it)
January 7, 2026 at 12:14 PM
Honey’s routine includes being wrapped up in a towel after her walk each morning so she can snooze (if you forget, she will come and stare at you until you do it)
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For sale
Isopods
Never eaten
Isopods
Never eaten
January 7, 2026 at 12:08 PM
For sale
Isopods
Never eaten
Isopods
Never eaten
Say you were the costume designer for a TV show that ended a few years ago… Would you be freaked out if a random lady emailed you one day showing her slidedeck of her special interest collecting all the clothes from one specific character and asking for your help in completing the collection? 🤔
January 6, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Say you were the costume designer for a TV show that ended a few years ago… Would you be freaked out if a random lady emailed you one day showing her slidedeck of her special interest collecting all the clothes from one specific character and asking for your help in completing the collection? 🤔
Ahhh, a nice thing today - I messaged the person who custom made my (very cool) glasses to tell her they weren’t fitting right anymore and I wanted to pop in to get them adjusted but instead she told me they’re gonna remake them for free as they’ve upgraded their tech in the last year 😍
January 6, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Ahhh, a nice thing today - I messaged the person who custom made my (very cool) glasses to tell her they weren’t fitting right anymore and I wanted to pop in to get them adjusted but instead she told me they’re gonna remake them for free as they’ve upgraded their tech in the last year 😍
…I finally booked my Life in the UK Test, after procrastinating for literally 10 years on it. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
January 6, 2026 at 9:37 AM
…I finally booked my Life in the UK Test, after procrastinating for literally 10 years on it. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa