Rachelle
@rasm69.bsky.social
Random, curious, engaging, real life raconteuse
Canamerican
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I can bruh, dawg and dude with the best of them, man.
February 9, 2026 at 5:58 AM
I can bruh, dawg and dude with the best of them, man.
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MURDER SCENE-
DETECTIVE: Did your husband have any enemies that you know of?
WIFE: Well, the cat next door never seemed to like him and I always thought that was odd.
DETECTIVE: Did your husband have any enemies that you know of?
WIFE: Well, the cat next door never seemed to like him and I always thought that was odd.
February 8, 2026 at 4:44 AM
MURDER SCENE-
DETECTIVE: Did your husband have any enemies that you know of?
WIFE: Well, the cat next door never seemed to like him and I always thought that was odd.
DETECTIVE: Did your husband have any enemies that you know of?
WIFE: Well, the cat next door never seemed to like him and I always thought that was odd.
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beyond the rowan
where the robin is singing
February rain
where the robin is singing
February rain
February 8, 2026 at 10:11 PM
beyond the rowan
where the robin is singing
February rain
where the robin is singing
February rain
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Your mama don’t dance & your daddy don’t rock & roll? That explains some of what’s wrong with you.
February 9, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Your mama don’t dance & your daddy don’t rock & roll? That explains some of what’s wrong with you.
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February 7, 2026 at 12:37 PM
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This day in history. 1913. The 1913 Great Meteor Procession across Canada and the eastern USA originated from a small, short-lived moon but if you take anything away from this post make sure it's that short-lived rhymes with arrived.
February 9, 2026 at 10:39 AM
This day in history. 1913. The 1913 Great Meteor Procession across Canada and the eastern USA originated from a small, short-lived moon but if you take anything away from this post make sure it's that short-lived rhymes with arrived.
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Yesterday I was very irritated so I read some Shakespeare and today I am sorely vexed.
August 18, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Yesterday I was very irritated so I read some Shakespeare and today I am sorely vexed.
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The deepest conversations I've had in life have been with myself.
February 8, 2026 at 1:32 PM
The deepest conversations I've had in life have been with myself.
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I lost my wife today and I must say it feels so liberating.
She’ll find me eventually though, the security guard says I’m not allowed to hide in this IKEA forever.
She’ll find me eventually though, the security guard says I’m not allowed to hide in this IKEA forever.
January 7, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I lost my wife today and I must say it feels so liberating.
She’ll find me eventually though, the security guard says I’m not allowed to hide in this IKEA forever.
She’ll find me eventually though, the security guard says I’m not allowed to hide in this IKEA forever.
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I used the words skulduggery and malfeasance in a skeet today and it made me feel inordinately happy.
It was in this one obviously, but that still counts right?
It was in this one obviously, but that still counts right?
July 2, 2025 at 11:22 AM
I used the words skulduggery and malfeasance in a skeet today and it made me feel inordinately happy.
It was in this one obviously, but that still counts right?
It was in this one obviously, but that still counts right?
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Imagine owning enough wine at any given point in time that you actually need one of these "wine racks" lol
February 7, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Imagine owning enough wine at any given point in time that you actually need one of these "wine racks" lol
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Make your gynaecological tests or rectal exams more fun by placing a little note up there that simply reads "HELP!".
June 8, 2024 at 1:27 PM
Make your gynaecological tests or rectal exams more fun by placing a little note up there that simply reads "HELP!".
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𝘗𝘪𝘢𝘯𝘰 𝘔𝘢𝘯 is my favorite song about a cruel experiment resulting in a hybrid human/keyboard monster.
April 14, 2025 at 9:47 AM
𝘗𝘪𝘢𝘯𝘰 𝘔𝘢𝘯 is my favorite song about a cruel experiment resulting in a hybrid human/keyboard monster.
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The Super Bowl is turning 60 which means it’s likely divorced, wearing an Ed Hardy shirt & hitting on women half its age.
February 8, 2026 at 1:18 AM
The Super Bowl is turning 60 which means it’s likely divorced, wearing an Ed Hardy shirt & hitting on women half its age.
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Zen master: Do you possess the Buddha nature?
Me: Well, I’ve spent 49 days under a tree. But that was just laziness.
Me: Well, I’ve spent 49 days under a tree. But that was just laziness.
January 27, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Zen master: Do you possess the Buddha nature?
Me: Well, I’ve spent 49 days under a tree. But that was just laziness.
Me: Well, I’ve spent 49 days under a tree. But that was just laziness.
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This day in history. 1913. Greek aviators Lieutenant Michael Moutoussis and Ensign Aristeidis Moraitinis carried out the first naval air mission. Ensign Moraitinis lost control of his Farman MF.7 hydroplane when he flew too close to the sun and melted his moustache wax. Tragic.
February 5, 2026 at 10:14 AM
This day in history. 1913. Greek aviators Lieutenant Michael Moutoussis and Ensign Aristeidis Moraitinis carried out the first naval air mission. Ensign Moraitinis lost control of his Farman MF.7 hydroplane when he flew too close to the sun and melted his moustache wax. Tragic.
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Your vaganza is extra.
February 3, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Your vaganza is extra.
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This day in history. 2011. Ronald Reagan Day in California celebrates the defunding of universities, the beating and murder of student protesters, escalating taxes, poverty, homelessness, and untreated mental illness, but as the governor pointed out, "facts are stupid things."
February 6, 2026 at 9:33 AM
This day in history. 2011. Ronald Reagan Day in California celebrates the defunding of universities, the beating and murder of student protesters, escalating taxes, poverty, homelessness, and untreated mental illness, but as the governor pointed out, "facts are stupid things."
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This day in history. 1928. Australian aviator Bert Hinkley took off from Croydon on the first solo flight from England to Australia. "Why take such a risk?" they asked and he answered "Have you seen Croydon?"
February 7, 2026 at 9:21 AM
This day in history. 1928. Australian aviator Bert Hinkley took off from Croydon on the first solo flight from England to Australia. "Why take such a risk?" they asked and he answered "Have you seen Croydon?"
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This day in history. 1594. Scottish mathematician Laird John Napier dedicated his work "Plaine Discovery of the Whole Revelation of St John" to king James VI and predicted that the end of the world would come "in 1688 or 1700 but put a safety bet on 2026 just in case."
February 8, 2026 at 9:25 AM
This day in history. 1594. Scottish mathematician Laird John Napier dedicated his work "Plaine Discovery of the Whole Revelation of St John" to king James VI and predicted that the end of the world would come "in 1688 or 1700 but put a safety bet on 2026 just in case."
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My therapist tells me that the past is the past and that I made the best decisions I could at the time with the tools available. Yet there are many nights still that I stay up perseverating over whether I should have gone with Stove Top stuffing instead of potatoes.
February 8, 2026 at 3:11 PM
My therapist tells me that the past is the past and that I made the best decisions I could at the time with the tools available. Yet there are many nights still that I stay up perseverating over whether I should have gone with Stove Top stuffing instead of potatoes.
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Thought of a banger in the shower last night but the Pantene Pro-V washed that shit right out of my head
February 1, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Thought of a banger in the shower last night but the Pantene Pro-V washed that shit right out of my head
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At my party you’ll enjoy a string quartet*
*4 packets of string cheese
*4 packets of string cheese
February 1, 2026 at 2:05 PM
At my party you’ll enjoy a string quartet*
*4 packets of string cheese
*4 packets of string cheese
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eating chocolate because fuck February
February 1, 2026 at 2:26 PM
eating chocolate because fuck February