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Rob Barbour
@robbarbour.bsky.social
Amsterdam-based but chronically British.

Former writer for Metal Hammer, Track Seven, Punktastic.

Vinyl collector, pop-punk/emo nerd.

Usually watching one of the Johns Wick.
Netflix loves having Sesame Street characters in their sandbox as much as Daniel Craig enjoys playing Benoit Blanc
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJxz...
'Forks Out': A Benoit Blanc Sesame Street Mystery | Wake Up Dead Man | Netflix
YouTube video by Still Watching Netflix
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December 3, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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People get extremely annoyed when I point it out (I think they think I’m endorsing the other guy, cause we don’t do nuance) but if this was Biden, it would be the cover image of literally every American newspaper tomorrow.
Trump dozes while Marco Rubio speaks to him directly next to him. Just insane optics.
December 2, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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homer president
Trump dozes while Marco Rubio speaks to him directly next to him. Just insane optics.
December 2, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Same, tbh
“That sounds illegal”
December 1, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Can’t believe Jimmy eat world are out here lying to us all as if I didn’t see them do exactly this at The Forum in 2011
December 1, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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I’ve seen enough rom-coms to know that Jeremy Corbyn and Zarah Sultana get married in the end.
November 29, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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I know I’ve said this before but I keep finding it very funny seeing people (mostly Americans) reacting to all this by saying “Wow Zarah Sultana needs to get out of that toxic party and join the Greens”, like saying Keith Richards needed to escape the Rolling Stones because they had a drug problem
Chaos has engulfed the first 24 hours of the inaugural 'Your Party' conference in Liverpool, with Zarah Sultana boycotting the first day of the event, Jeremy Corbyn facing "witch-hunt" allegations, and an entryism row

@siennarodgers.bsky.social & @tomscotson.bsky.social report from Merseyside
“End The Witch-hunt”: The First 24 Hours At The Chaotic ‘Your Party’ Conference
Chaos has engulfed the first 24 hours of the inaugural conference of ‘Your Party’, the new political party being founded by Jeremy Corbyn, Zarah Su...
www.politicshome.com
November 29, 2025 at 7:23 PM
This was literally a plot point in the tv show Silicon Valley about ten years ago
Of course, people are racing to confidently and wrongly assume man-in-the-middle attacks could never happen to the non-AI apps they know and love
Don’t tell your AI any secrets.

(h/t @peterallison.net )
November 28, 2025 at 4:55 PM
“Never forget in the story of Jesus
the hero was killed by the state”

Killer Mike > Kemi Badenoch
November 28, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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There was no state. Who does she think crucified him, an anarchist collective?
November 28, 2025 at 11:22 AM
What’s the matter, babe? You’ve hardly touched your marzipan dismembered pig with matching marzipan suckling piglets
November 26, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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MAGA: Trump is going to strip Mamdani of his citizenship!

Trump: I’d like to see Mamdani strip
November 21, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Again: if you think that going “it’s a problem if you can’t see what is objectionable about this mural” is “silly”, you yourself are a racist and an appeaser of racists, just like the government we now have.
November 21, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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the greatness of a stone roses song sort of hinged on what mani was doing
November 20, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Very funny that this show features Academy Award Winner olivia colman, but they couldn’t lock down the host of BBC christmas airtime filler Great Movie Mistakes
November 20, 2025 at 11:26 AM
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Cop: license and registration.


Me, handing him a Blockbuster membership card from 2003: this still works right?
November 20, 2025 at 7:38 AM
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i was raptured earlier but didn’t care for it they kept trying to get me to sign up for paramount+ anyway i’m back now
November 19, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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That American politics went off the rails after Barack Obama and British ethnonationalism has reared its head after Rishi Sunak is the real tell about how committed some people are to integration and post racial politics.
A country where Sadiq Khan can lead London, Humza Yousaf can lead Scotland, and Rishi Sunak can lead Britain is a country where the racists had *lost*. So much of this vicious bile has come directly after that and almost no one seems to draw the connection
November 19, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu
November 18, 2025 at 9:44 AM
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I love it when an organisation accidentally puts its desktop on a projector, it’s like seeing your most straitlaced friend get drunk.
November 16, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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I like Glen Powell, I just feel like he’s a movie star from Earth 2 where everyone’s 20% less irritable
November 16, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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did not realize that prisonculture's "abolitionism" consists of believing that lynchings would be better if they were conducted at lilith fair
this is a theory of what we would have instead of cops from a popular poster static1.squarespace.com/static/5345d...
static1.squarespace.com
September 27, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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nature is bad and aristotle was wrong
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 15, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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I'm really proud of this, and you should all go give it a listen. Probably multiple times.

8 amazing weird songs, 1 amazing piece of artwork. Unreleased Curiosities is now out!
RELEASE DAY RELEASE DAY!!!

Our new album Unreleased Curiosities is out now, please do go give it a listen!

It's 8 great oddball songs we recorded over the course of many years that didn't quite fit the tone of other albums. But for this one, who fuckin needs coherence!
November 14, 2025 at 9:46 AM
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Very funny development that Bill Clinton is not only not implicated in the emails, Epstein explicitly says “nah he was never on the island”. Slick Willie lives again
November 13, 2025 at 11:17 PM