Rob Barbour
@robbarbour.bsky.social
Amsterdam-based but chronically British.
Former writer for Metal Hammer, Track Seven, Punktastic.
Vinyl collector, pop-punk/emo nerd. Usually watching one of the Johns Wick.
Former writer for Metal Hammer, Track Seven, Punktastic.
Vinyl collector, pop-punk/emo nerd. Usually watching one of the Johns Wick.
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I remember people being horrified by Olympic athletes being in Maxim and Playboy but to be quite frank if I were in Olympic shape it'd be a challenge for me to keep my clothes on
February 10, 2026 at 8:59 PM
I remember people being horrified by Olympic athletes being in Maxim and Playboy but to be quite frank if I were in Olympic shape it'd be a challenge for me to keep my clothes on
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"'noticing' is inverted woke," i tell my wife. she finishes filling out the paperwork and my inpatient treatment begins.
February 10, 2026 at 9:01 PM
"'noticing' is inverted woke," i tell my wife. she finishes filling out the paperwork and my inpatient treatment begins.
The actor who plays sweet pea in industry is the best actor in that show by such a huge margin it’s kind of unfair on the rest of the cast
February 10, 2026 at 6:05 PM
The actor who plays sweet pea in industry is the best actor in that show by such a huge margin it’s kind of unfair on the rest of the cast
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Listening and learning from the bizarre land known as "Britain" in which a scandal may cause a political official to resign rather than post an AI video of them dumping their own feces out of a F/A-18E Super Hornet on social media. Truly an alien culture.
February 8, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Listening and learning from the bizarre land known as "Britain" in which a scandal may cause a political official to resign rather than post an AI video of them dumping their own feces out of a F/A-18E Super Hornet on social media. Truly an alien culture.
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People on TikTok just be saying anything
February 8, 2026 at 6:59 AM
People on TikTok just be saying anything
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The movie they make about Tulsi Gabbard's infiltration of US intelligence is going to simultaneously be a haunting look at the most damaging intelligence failure in US history and a hilarious romp about the stupidest fucking people alive
February 8, 2026 at 4:40 AM
The movie they make about Tulsi Gabbard's infiltration of US intelligence is going to simultaneously be a haunting look at the most damaging intelligence failure in US history and a hilarious romp about the stupidest fucking people alive
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Stern’s case was dismissed when his lawyers proved that before he could actually solicit the prostitute he stepped on a wooden board covered in tacks, fell down a flight of stairs, flew through a glass door, and slid down an icy sidewalk chased by pit bulls. deadline.com/2026/02/dani...
‘Home Alone’ Actor Daniel Stern’s Prostitution Solicitation Case Dismissed
Home Alone actor Daniel Stern has been cleared of a misdemeanor prostitution solicitation charge.
deadline.com
February 7, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Stern’s case was dismissed when his lawyers proved that before he could actually solicit the prostitute he stepped on a wooden board covered in tacks, fell down a flight of stairs, flew through a glass door, and slid down an icy sidewalk chased by pit bulls. deadline.com/2026/02/dani...
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Isaac Chotiner
Who do you want to guest host a potential revival of The Muppet Show?
Here’s Who We Want to Guest Host ‘The Muppet Show’ If It’s Revived
February 7, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Isaac Chotiner
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GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
February 7, 2026 at 5:01 AM
GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
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Suicide is never the answer
February 7, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Suicide is never the answer
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🎶Suuuubstack
is a little old place where
we can
platform transphobes🎶
is a little old place where
we can
platform transphobes🎶
February 5, 2026 at 6:27 PM
🎶Suuuubstack
is a little old place where
we can
platform transphobes🎶
is a little old place where
we can
platform transphobes🎶
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yikes ok, unfollowing now. really enjoyed her exhibit at the louvre, had no idea she’s in the epstein files.
Starting to think these weren’t really applied with the consideration required by law
February 5, 2026 at 6:34 PM
yikes ok, unfollowing now. really enjoyed her exhibit at the louvre, had no idea she’s in the epstein files.
Issuing a correction on a previous post of mine re: global paedophile ringleader, jeffery Epstein. You do not under any circumstances “gotta hand it to him”
February 5, 2026 at 7:37 AM
Issuing a correction on a previous post of mine re: global paedophile ringleader, jeffery Epstein. You do not under any circumstances “gotta hand it to him”
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Wow! What sounded like the entire AEW Dynamite audience in Las Vegas tonight chanted "Fuck ICE! Fuck ICE!" in unison before the main event
February 5, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Wow! What sounded like the entire AEW Dynamite audience in Las Vegas tonight chanted "Fuck ICE! Fuck ICE!" in unison before the main event
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This is objectively hilarious
February 5, 2026 at 5:51 AM
This is objectively hilarious
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Gabbard actually doing all of the crimes Julia-Louis Dreyfus pretended to do
February 2, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Gabbard actually doing all of the crimes Julia-Louis Dreyfus pretended to do
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Soot-Covered Prince Andrew Begging On Street For Child To Molest https://theonion.com/soot-covered-prince-andrew-begging-on-street-for-child-to-molest/
February 4, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Soot-Covered Prince Andrew Begging On Street For Child To Molest https://theonion.com/soot-covered-prince-andrew-begging-on-street-for-child-to-molest/
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Just got gassed pretty good at the labor union anti-ICE protest in Portland. Massive march, 5-10k strong. Vibes were very much liberal rather than radical. Lots of kids and older folks.
They gassed the whole crowd as soon as it marched on ICE, in broad daylight.
They gassed the whole crowd as soon as it marched on ICE, in broad daylight.
February 1, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Just got gassed pretty good at the labor union anti-ICE protest in Portland. Massive march, 5-10k strong. Vibes were very much liberal rather than radical. Lots of kids and older folks.
They gassed the whole crowd as soon as it marched on ICE, in broad daylight.
They gassed the whole crowd as soon as it marched on ICE, in broad daylight.
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This is literally just the Soros family, who slap, actually
hear me out, what about a secret shadowy global cabal but for GOOD
February 1, 2026 at 1:05 AM
This is literally just the Soros family, who slap, actually
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...they told her no, didn't they
January 31, 2026 at 11:51 PM
...they told her no, didn't they
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I would just like to announce I feed my dogs. If u come to my house & offer them snacks or food they'll act like they've never seen it b4 like I have them subsisting via photosynthesis so just know that's not true. The sad pathetic faces are truly well rehearsed. I feed them. Don't get suckered.
February 1, 2026 at 3:27 PM
I would just like to announce I feed my dogs. If u come to my house & offer them snacks or food they'll act like they've never seen it b4 like I have them subsisting via photosynthesis so just know that's not true. The sad pathetic faces are truly well rehearsed. I feed them. Don't get suckered.