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If The Green Knight appeared before me and my uncle and his friends and promised that whatever I did to him he would repay me in one years time I would simply give him an ice cold Modelo Especial.
November 30, 2025 at 3:39 AM
If The Green Knight appeared before me and my uncle and his friends and promised that whatever I did to him he would repay me in one years time I would simply give him an ice cold Modelo Especial.
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need to know about the 7% of both democrats and republicans who believe in bigfoot but think the yeti is a step too far. on this issue, the centrists truly are more sensible
New polling on aliens
% of U.S. adult citizens who believe the following definitely or probably exist:
Aliens 56%
Bigfoot 28%
The Yeti 23%
The Loch Ness Monster 22%
Chupacabra 16%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
% of U.S. adult citizens who believe the following definitely or probably exist:
Aliens 56%
Bigfoot 28%
The Yeti 23%
The Loch Ness Monster 22%
Chupacabra 16%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
November 25, 2025 at 9:07 PM
need to know about the 7% of both democrats and republicans who believe in bigfoot but think the yeti is a step too far. on this issue, the centrists truly are more sensible
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looking for my friends in a crowded bar when carly rae comes on
November 16, 2025 at 11:04 PM
looking for my friends in a crowded bar when carly rae comes on
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The only people who can use this bench now are secret agents
June 8, 2023 at 10:32 PM
The only people who can use this bench now are secret agents
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SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom.
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
November 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom.
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
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ANNIHILATION (2018)
October 5, 2025 at 3:10 AM
ANNIHILATION (2018)
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ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese.
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
June 2, 2025 at 3:32 AM
ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese.
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
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Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again
September 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again
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I had no wish for him to be murdered, but I’ll harshly judge anyone who flies their flag at half staff for that hateful extremist or talks about honoring his memory. There was no honor in his life.
September 11, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I had no wish for him to be murdered, but I’ll harshly judge anyone who flies their flag at half staff for that hateful extremist or talks about honoring his memory. There was no honor in his life.
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Referee: "Holding, offense, number 64"
Number 64: "FUCK!"
Number 64: "FUCK!"
September 6, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Referee: "Holding, offense, number 64"
Number 64: "FUCK!"
Number 64: "FUCK!"
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Getting arrested in Florida because I did a chalk drawing that cleverly transformed a crack in the pavement into a mouse drinking tea in his easy chair. The authorities thought it was "a gay thing"
August 31, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Getting arrested in Florida because I did a chalk drawing that cleverly transformed a crack in the pavement into a mouse drinking tea in his easy chair. The authorities thought it was "a gay thing"
National guard chatting up people at McPherson square
August 20, 2025 at 2:16 AM
National guard chatting up people at McPherson square
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(After staring at you in complete silence for 76 seconds) It’s you. You’re more trustworthy.
August 13, 2025 at 12:49 AM
(After staring at you in complete silence for 76 seconds) It’s you. You’re more trustworthy.
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Hey, it’s the “Piano Man”! Yeah, from the bar! He has a song on the radio now! (listening) Hold up. What the fuck??
October 6, 2023 at 12:52 AM
Hey, it’s the “Piano Man”! Yeah, from the bar! He has a song on the radio now! (listening) Hold up. What the fuck??
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dude, your soda and your boots rock
August 5, 2025 at 12:41 PM
dude, your soda and your boots rock
Stuck at an airport with a 3 hour flight delay but it doesn’t have a lounge with free drinks. This is like a twilight zone episode
August 1, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Stuck at an airport with a 3 hour flight delay but it doesn’t have a lounge with free drinks. This is like a twilight zone episode
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wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
May 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
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When an SEC team goes 6-6.
June 21, 2025 at 8:18 PM
When an SEC team goes 6-6.
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pretty incredible that some cities are building as much per capita in their downtowns as the suburbs of texas, florida, and arizona. seattle and atlanta lets gooooo
June 20, 2025 at 3:54 PM
pretty incredible that some cities are building as much per capita in their downtowns as the suburbs of texas, florida, and arizona. seattle and atlanta lets gooooo
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I see His Holiness has been stewing on the White Sox losing in extra innings yesterday
June 15, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I see His Holiness has been stewing on the White Sox losing in extra innings yesterday
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Ok how many rats can I get for fifty bucks also that is an armadillo
June 13, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Ok how many rats can I get for fifty bucks also that is an armadillo
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Reversing the trend of progressively smaller and cuter droids in Star Wars media by introducing D1P-SH1T, the lumbering clumsy droid who sucks and doesn't know anything
June 10, 2024 at 10:16 PM
Reversing the trend of progressively smaller and cuter droids in Star Wars media by introducing D1P-SH1T, the lumbering clumsy droid who sucks and doesn't know anything
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Dutch guy doing a land acknowledgement to a school of fish
May 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Dutch guy doing a land acknowledgement to a school of fish