Simon L
@simonl.bsky.social
Brussels-based Brit
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I made a “how do you do, fellow kids?” joke to someone in their mid 20s who, it turns out, was too young to have heard of that meme.
So “how do you do, fellow kids?” is now an example of “how do you do, fellow kids?”
So “how do you do, fellow kids?” is now an example of “how do you do, fellow kids?”
November 7, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I made a “how do you do, fellow kids?” joke to someone in their mid 20s who, it turns out, was too young to have heard of that meme.
So “how do you do, fellow kids?” is now an example of “how do you do, fellow kids?”
So “how do you do, fellow kids?” is now an example of “how do you do, fellow kids?”
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My mum just said to me "You should be hung like a horse". When I challenged her over saying such a thing, it transpires she thought it was a punishment horses got. Turns out she's been incorrectly using the phrase since the 90s in various settings
November 7, 2025 at 7:20 PM
My mum just said to me "You should be hung like a horse". When I challenged her over saying such a thing, it transpires she thought it was a punishment horses got. Turns out she's been incorrectly using the phrase since the 90s in various settings
November 7, 2025 at 7:58 AM
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Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
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Hate those clickbaity articles that are like “12 minutes to an amazing ass!” And it’s always just exercise, and never a google maps location.
November 1, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Hate those clickbaity articles that are like “12 minutes to an amazing ass!” And it’s always just exercise, and never a google maps location.
My favourite Halloween shop window display so far, on The Old High Street in Folkestone. One of the bunnies was jittering around (no, I didnt imagine it). Bonus points for the dvd.
October 31, 2025 at 10:11 AM
My favourite Halloween shop window display so far, on The Old High Street in Folkestone. One of the bunnies was jittering around (no, I didnt imagine it). Bonus points for the dvd.
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🧵I've posted them before, but here's my thread of horror/kids' TV double-bill cinema posters. Happy Halloween...
#halloween #cinema #graphicdesign #poster
#halloween #cinema #graphicdesign #poster
October 31, 2025 at 9:39 AM
🧵I've posted them before, but here's my thread of horror/kids' TV double-bill cinema posters. Happy Halloween...
#halloween #cinema #graphicdesign #poster
#halloween #cinema #graphicdesign #poster
One thing I like about #SlowHorses: at the end of each season there's a trailer for the next, which they've already made. None of this waiting 2 years nonsense.
October 30, 2025 at 8:57 PM
One thing I like about #SlowHorses: at the end of each season there's a trailer for the next, which they've already made. None of this waiting 2 years nonsense.
October 24, 2025 at 7:56 AM
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“After rain, the moss glows with a quiet intensity, as if the land has drawn breath and exhaled green.”
Machair, bracken, and lichen—earth’s seasonal language in bloom and decay.
Pt.16 of Spiorad aird nam Murchan - Elemental I / Earth on the blog now:
www.rkphotographic.com/blog/2025/10...
Machair, bracken, and lichen—earth’s seasonal language in bloom and decay.
Pt.16 of Spiorad aird nam Murchan - Elemental I / Earth on the blog now:
www.rkphotographic.com/blog/2025/10...
October 23, 2025 at 7:21 AM
“After rain, the moss glows with a quiet intensity, as if the land has drawn breath and exhaled green.”
Machair, bracken, and lichen—earth’s seasonal language in bloom and decay.
Pt.16 of Spiorad aird nam Murchan - Elemental I / Earth on the blog now:
www.rkphotographic.com/blog/2025/10...
Machair, bracken, and lichen—earth’s seasonal language in bloom and decay.
Pt.16 of Spiorad aird nam Murchan - Elemental I / Earth on the blog now:
www.rkphotographic.com/blog/2025/10...
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I have been traveling and today I present to you...the thing I saw in the Frankfurt airport.
Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?
But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.
Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?
But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.
October 22, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I have been traveling and today I present to you...the thing I saw in the Frankfurt airport.
Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?
But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.
Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?
But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.
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This was fun. I like seeing advances in movie tech that aren't just 'we'll fix it in post'. (Or, as I'm sure will be the case pretty soon 'we'll do it with AI').
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Efpx...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Efpx...
The new tech making movie car stunts more realistic | BBC News
YouTube video by BBC News
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October 21, 2025 at 9:28 AM
This was fun. I like seeing advances in movie tech that aren't just 'we'll fix it in post'. (Or, as I'm sure will be the case pretty soon 'we'll do it with AI').
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Efpx...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Efpx...
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The hill I will die on is that Halloween is for SCARY fancy dress, not just *general* "anything you feel like" fancy dress. When you go to a birthday party and it just says "fancy dress" you go wild, you piece of toast or Des Lynam or a donkey if you want to be. But if it's Halloween, you be SCARY
October 21, 2025 at 8:27 AM
The hill I will die on is that Halloween is for SCARY fancy dress, not just *general* "anything you feel like" fancy dress. When you go to a birthday party and it just says "fancy dress" you go wild, you piece of toast or Des Lynam or a donkey if you want to be. But if it's Halloween, you be SCARY
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It's very trendy for the woke left to mock the police these days, but this is the kind of thing that you and I might miss.
October 20, 2025 at 8:22 AM
It's very trendy for the woke left to mock the police these days, but this is the kind of thing that you and I might miss.
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you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am
August 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am
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Good lord police you're looking for someone who robbed an art museum the guy is RIGHT THERE
October 20, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Good lord police you're looking for someone who robbed an art museum the guy is RIGHT THERE
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‘The exceptionally limited edition book.’ (My cartoon for this week’s @theguardian.com books)
October 19, 2025 at 4:03 PM
‘The exceptionally limited edition book.’ (My cartoon for this week’s @theguardian.com books)
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correlation does not imply cause; but still, more research is needed into why things started going so bad at the same time people started making that heart shape with their hands.
October 19, 2025 at 9:13 AM
correlation does not imply cause; but still, more research is needed into why things started going so bad at the same time people started making that heart shape with their hands.
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My baby had a severe allergic reaction to playing peekaboo. I had to take her to the ICU.
October 17, 2025 at 6:54 PM
My baby had a severe allergic reaction to playing peekaboo. I had to take her to the ICU.
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The Andrew formerly known as Prince
Prince Andrew gives up royal titles including Duke of York after 'discussion with King'
In a statement, the prince says:
www.bbc.com
October 17, 2025 at 6:21 PM
The Andrew formerly known as Prince
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October 18, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Fancy a new T-shirt?
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Eco Friendly - 100% Organic cotton - Vegan Friendly
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Eco Friendly - 100% Organic cotton - Vegan Friendly
October 17, 2025 at 7:22 AM
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A story in three parts
October 16, 2025 at 3:33 PM
A story in three parts