The Chicken Man (Exploded Arc)
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Blessed are the sleepy ones: for they shall soon nod off
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May you never have a wake up call that you are not nearly as good of a person that you've convinced yourself that you are come through you doing harm to people you care about
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traditional color theory posits that red, yellow, and blue are the primary colors from which all other colors are derived. in global culinary theory, however, sauces tend to align around red, yellow, or green. this suggests that blue sauces, or the absence thereof, are the last creative frontier
November 28, 2025 at 12:34 PM
traditional color theory posits that red, yellow, and blue are the primary colors from which all other colors are derived. in global culinary theory, however, sauces tend to align around red, yellow, or green. this suggests that blue sauces, or the absence thereof, are the last creative frontier
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Top five funniest side effect of living through the collapse of extraction capitalism: the existence of LinkedIn influencers
It pays to speak fluent LinkedIn — if you can crack the bro code
There is an art to making your voice heard on a platform used by 1 billion people, but some detect a whiff of sexism about it too
www.thetimes.com
November 28, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Top five funniest side effect of living through the collapse of extraction capitalism: the existence of LinkedIn influencers
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This turkey's only desire is to be gobbled and stuffed by three slack-jawed hunks, but the judgmental "Prudes for the Ethical Treatment of Animals" just want to slut shame 🙄
November 27, 2025 at 3:44 PM
This turkey's only desire is to be gobbled and stuffed by three slack-jawed hunks, but the judgmental "Prudes for the Ethical Treatment of Animals" just want to slut shame 🙄
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[taking a sip of tea with my pinkie out] Lust Hag.
November 27, 2025 at 7:23 PM
[taking a sip of tea with my pinkie out] Lust Hag.
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oh so it's ok for Lord Azurbugal who plays "battery" to have a snare that sounds like sonar picking up a pod of whales, but when I, Lars Ulrich,
November 27, 2025 at 9:08 PM
oh so it's ok for Lord Azurbugal who plays "battery" to have a snare that sounds like sonar picking up a pod of whales, but when I, Lars Ulrich,
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Panopticon
Crypt Sermon
Graham Bonnet
Pat Metheny
Goblin
Crypt Sermon
Graham Bonnet
Pat Metheny
Goblin
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
Boy Harsher
Hozier
Wardruna
Chelsea Wolfe
Marika Hackman
Boy Harsher
Hozier
Wardruna
Chelsea Wolfe
Marika Hackman
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
The Mountain Goats (too many times to count)
Neutral Milk Hotel
Alkaline Trio (5-6 times?)
Screaming Females
Chvrches
The Mountain Goats (too many times to count)
Neutral Milk Hotel
Alkaline Trio (5-6 times?)
Screaming Females
Chvrches
November 28, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Panopticon
Crypt Sermon
Graham Bonnet
Pat Metheny
Goblin
Crypt Sermon
Graham Bonnet
Pat Metheny
Goblin
Tolly says Happy Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Tolly says Happy Thanksgiving
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i am thankful for zohran mamdani for showing donald trump the light of islam and the truth of the prophet muhammad
November 27, 2025 at 1:26 PM
i am thankful for zohran mamdani for showing donald trump the light of islam and the truth of the prophet muhammad
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Die Hard On is a German Christmas Porno
November 27, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Die Hard On is a German Christmas Porno
Oh holy shit the last Stranger Things season drops today??? Hahahahahahahahahha
November 26, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Oh holy shit the last Stranger Things season drops today??? Hahahahahahahahahha
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there's still time y'all
November 27, 2024 at 6:38 PM
there's still time y'all
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ok but does he still get to go to hospital
November 26, 2025 at 10:21 AM
ok but does he still get to go to hospital
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Rage. Rage against the frying of the rice.
November 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Rage. Rage against the frying of the rice.
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It's hard right now, but if you have something you can spare, please consider helping Brett out!
gofund.me/80e64e215
gofund.me/80e64e215
October 29, 2025 at 6:48 PM
It's hard right now, but if you have something you can spare, please consider helping Brett out!
gofund.me/80e64e215
gofund.me/80e64e215
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Calling authors petit bourgeoisie is indeed insane. We are artisans and we deserve to profit from our labor.
That said, digital piracy has never been shown to represent actual lost sales, and may in fact DRIVE sales. I think authors should cool out about it.
That said, digital piracy has never been shown to represent actual lost sales, and may in fact DRIVE sales. I think authors should cool out about it.
We’re not small business owners, ffs - we’re independent contractors, and we are routinely robbed by the world’s dumbest dingbats.
![A quote-tweet with the profile blocked out because I won’t be accused of sending flying monkeys at this digital turd.
counterpoint: pirate everything all the time. pirate a sandwich. download a car. abscond from from small business owner mindset with your brain
[High Priestess, Low Patie... • @cherie... • 14h
Re: previous post - People who steal art of any kind are assholes, full stop. If *you* deserve to be paid for your labor, so do I - and so does everybody else; this means writers, visual artists, musicians, and every other category of People Who Make Things.]
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every time vulgar leftism pipes in from the sidelines of petit bourgeoisdom i am forced to become 8.75% more marxist](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:x2ssvkga34xug334b66hvrje/bafkreigp2f33rtfu62kqjygnsxhg3jxxs6udwuyisipmyqrh5ew4c6kbyi@jpeg)
November 25, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Calling authors petit bourgeoisie is indeed insane. We are artisans and we deserve to profit from our labor.
That said, digital piracy has never been shown to represent actual lost sales, and may in fact DRIVE sales. I think authors should cool out about it.
That said, digital piracy has never been shown to represent actual lost sales, and may in fact DRIVE sales. I think authors should cool out about it.
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yea they're called my mutuals
November 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
yea they're called my mutuals
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It's 2025, you can't call men "gay" as an insult anymore. Now we say "performative."
November 25, 2025 at 8:13 PM
It's 2025, you can't call men "gay" as an insult anymore. Now we say "performative."
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They had us do a moment for silence for her at work. Godspeed queen
November 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
They had us do a moment for silence for her at work. Godspeed queen