CounTess of Cock
@tessential.bsky.social
All around chaotic mess. Aspiring programmer / gamedev. in my 30s.
Trans, Bisexual, Autistic/ADHD, Queer, and Disabled.
Trans, Bisexual, Autistic/ADHD, Queer, and Disabled.
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once my son woke me up to ask what a three dimensional hexagon was called. yes, please. ask me about the gay instead.
always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay
February 10, 2026 at 3:18 PM
once my son woke me up to ask what a three dimensional hexagon was called. yes, please. ask me about the gay instead.
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Never understood the appeal of Firewatch. I spent literally *days* in real time sitting in that tower and didn‘t see a single fire. Also there was this lady who kept trying to distract me with conversation about stuff no matter how hard I tried to ignore her and focus on my very important job.
Ten years ago today we shipped Firewatch. I say this every anniversary but it feels both like a lifetime ago and like it was yesterday. Thank you everyone who played it back then or played it today for the first time. Thank you to everyone on the team, I’m still so proud of what we made.
February 10, 2026 at 8:12 AM
Never understood the appeal of Firewatch. I spent literally *days* in real time sitting in that tower and didn‘t see a single fire. Also there was this lady who kept trying to distract me with conversation about stuff no matter how hard I tried to ignore her and focus on my very important job.
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Don't click twitter links. They may seem fine, but you're being tricked into opening twitter.
February 9, 2026 at 7:01 AM
Don't click twitter links. They may seem fine, but you're being tricked into opening twitter.
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VC, founder, dumbass
February 8, 2026 at 9:37 PM
VC, founder, dumbass
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is 50 first dates a rougelike
February 7, 2026 at 3:55 AM
is 50 first dates a rougelike
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Accidentally summed it up.
February 7, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Accidentally summed it up.
That Maduro dropped out of the news in like a week is so wild.
February 5, 2026 at 2:09 AM
That Maduro dropped out of the news in like a week is so wild.
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Sorry for being nosy but I’m in a pretty quiet airport. a woman sat down next to a much older pilot here in the food court and started very obviously flirting with him but he absolutely cannot stop listing off aviation facts to her regardless of whatever question she asks him
February 4, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Sorry for being nosy but I’m in a pretty quiet airport. a woman sat down next to a much older pilot here in the food court and started very obviously flirting with him but he absolutely cannot stop listing off aviation facts to her regardless of whatever question she asks him
Remembering I changed my display name to "CounTess of Cock" because of a joke a friend made and that probably makes me seem a lot less credible doesn't it :P
February 3, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Remembering I changed my display name to "CounTess of Cock" because of a joke a friend made and that probably makes me seem a lot less credible doesn't it :P
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I do feel bad that I have to do this, but I don't have too many options on what to do :(
I'm needing to cover emergency dental treatment, and the incredibly likely solutions that will be involved. I'm currently in quite a lot of pain and need it to stop. Please help if y ou can
gofund.me/10a59f69e
I'm needing to cover emergency dental treatment, and the incredibly likely solutions that will be involved. I'm currently in quite a lot of pain and need it to stop. Please help if y ou can
gofund.me/10a59f69e
Donate to help with emergency dental treatment, organized by Charlie Morris
My name is Charlie / Caemdare, a trans-woman in the UK, and I thank thos… Charlie Morris needs your support for Donate to help with emergency dental treatment
gofund.me
January 27, 2026 at 5:09 PM
I do feel bad that I have to do this, but I don't have too many options on what to do :(
I'm needing to cover emergency dental treatment, and the incredibly likely solutions that will be involved. I'm currently in quite a lot of pain and need it to stop. Please help if y ou can
gofund.me/10a59f69e
I'm needing to cover emergency dental treatment, and the incredibly likely solutions that will be involved. I'm currently in quite a lot of pain and need it to stop. Please help if y ou can
gofund.me/10a59f69e
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Done some other line drawings today ready to be painted with watercolours.
Feel free to use them as colouring pages.
Feel free to use them as colouring pages.
February 3, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Done some other line drawings today ready to be painted with watercolours.
Feel free to use them as colouring pages.
Feel free to use them as colouring pages.
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hello i am an artistic genius
thank u
thank u
February 2, 2026 at 11:15 PM
hello i am an artistic genius
thank u
thank u
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Fuck me all of that was just January?
February 1, 2026 at 10:33 AM
Fuck me all of that was just January?
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some people probably don't like it when i call my cats my children but what else am I supposed to do when there's this little lady wandering around my home asking for additional dinner
February 1, 2026 at 3:50 AM
some people probably don't like it when i call my cats my children but what else am I supposed to do when there's this little lady wandering around my home asking for additional dinner
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As someone else has just said, the world is full of misery and we need to revive ourselves to keep going, so 1 like = 1 terrible PenguinGalaxy pun.
I had a feeling I'd seen that homing pigeon before. It was a strange sense of deja coo.
January 29, 2026 at 4:55 PM
As someone else has just said, the world is full of misery and we need to revive ourselves to keep going, so 1 like = 1 terrible PenguinGalaxy pun.
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my dad got into elaborate A/V set ups (pre-YouTube, mind)
every time i see a white guy in their fifties radicalized by the twitter algorithm into racism and extremism i think about how it's a total failure of the youtube algorithm to instead radicalize him into home brewing, elaborate A/V setups, or DIY solar
January 29, 2026 at 7:29 PM
my dad got into elaborate A/V set ups (pre-YouTube, mind)
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A rare piece of good news! TERFs who wanted to bully trans people out of Hampstead Ponds (despite overwhelming support for inclusivity from the people who actually used them), have been smacked down. More of this please!
Hampstead Ponds will remain inclusive. Our analysis of the judgment.
Hampstead Heath Ponds to remain inclusive
The High Court has blocked a legal challenge from transphobic group Sex Matters, siding with thousands of swimmers who fought to keep the ponds inclusive
goodlaw.social
January 29, 2026 at 12:26 PM
A rare piece of good news! TERFs who wanted to bully trans people out of Hampstead Ponds (despite overwhelming support for inclusivity from the people who actually used them), have been smacked down. More of this please!
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EARTH MUST DIE is OUT NOW.
Starring Joel Fry, Martha Howe-Douglas, @alexhorne.bsky.social @misterabk.bsky.social @benstarr.bsky.social @5teviem.bsky.social Tamsin Greig, Don Warrington and LOADS of other people.
It's cheap | good | funny, check it out.
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Starring Joel Fry, Martha Howe-Douglas, @alexhorne.bsky.social @misterabk.bsky.social @benstarr.bsky.social @5teviem.bsky.social Tamsin Greig, Don Warrington and LOADS of other people.
It's cheap | good | funny, check it out.
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Save 25% on Earth Must Die on Steam
These moronic Terranoids think they can just roll in here and take over my beautiful Tyrythian kingdom? The kingdom that I built from the ground up with my bare hands, and only sort of inherited from ...
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January 27, 2026 at 6:18 PM
EARTH MUST DIE is OUT NOW.
Starring Joel Fry, Martha Howe-Douglas, @alexhorne.bsky.social @misterabk.bsky.social @benstarr.bsky.social @5teviem.bsky.social Tamsin Greig, Don Warrington and LOADS of other people.
It's cheap | good | funny, check it out.
store.steampowered.com/app/3639780/...
Starring Joel Fry, Martha Howe-Douglas, @alexhorne.bsky.social @misterabk.bsky.social @benstarr.bsky.social @5teviem.bsky.social Tamsin Greig, Don Warrington and LOADS of other people.
It's cheap | good | funny, check it out.
store.steampowered.com/app/3639780/...
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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Meta trying to understand British humour will never not be funny.
January 19, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Meta trying to understand British humour will never not be funny.
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Yesterday it was cows using tools, today its penguins using satellite imagery.
January 20, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Yesterday it was cows using tools, today its penguins using satellite imagery.
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Sometimes I think about everything I could do, all that I’d be capable of, if I wasn’t stressed at a bone-deep level about absolutely everything 100% of the time.
January 20, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Sometimes I think about everything I could do, all that I’d be capable of, if I wasn’t stressed at a bone-deep level about absolutely everything 100% of the time.
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I wonder how many of the people in Disney character costumes at Disney World are in the witness protection program
January 19, 2026 at 3:02 PM
I wonder how many of the people in Disney character costumes at Disney World are in the witness protection program