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Torberg "No Spooky Pun Found" Tonnessen
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Torberg M. Tonnessen ("Tor") (he/him/his) Got tired of using "Antisocial Misanthrope" as my display name; sorry for any confusion. NYC origin; Baltimore resident Husband of @lynbelzer.bsky.social
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The best time to abolish ICE would have been in 2021. The next best time is if we win in 2028. At this point, any Democrat unwilling to abolish ICE must be drummed out of the primary.
ICE is stockpiling arms, including chemical weapons, guided missile warheads and explosive components. The spending dwarfs anything we've ever seen in the agency - a 700% increase.

The President is building an army to attack his own country.
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As you get to a certain age, especially if you're a cis man, you've either got to own up to being an idiot (or worse) in your youth or double down on it.
Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.
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Dems, I bet of you, STOP VOTING FOR TRUMP JUDGES JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
By a vote of 66-32, the #Senate invoked cloture on the nomination of Harold D. Mooty III to be US District Judge for the Northern District of Alabama.
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A reminder all: GO TO JURY DUTY WHEN YOU ARE SUMMONED

Yes it is disruptive of schedules but these days, juries need you
Wow. Sidney Reid, the DC woman just found not guilty of assaulting an FBI agent, issues a withering and gutsy statement on Trump through her attorneys.

"I feel sorry for the prosecutors really, who must be burdened by Trump's irrational and unfounded hatred for his fellow man."

It's a must-read:
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I feel like people are sort of sleeping on the US Attorney for EDVA clarifying—to a reporter!—that she did indeed intentionally violate the Federal Records Act by setting the Signal messages to auto-delete
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This is a really good point. Congress is allowing Trump to do some dodge where he doing presidential things but he’s doing them with private money so it’s ok. But per the constitution, presidential things are definitionally things done with congressionally appropriated money.
While I don't have any idea whether there are separate statutes constraining knocking down buildings/ monuments, in a general way this *should* all be of a piece with appropriations. If Congress appropriates funds to renovate the White House, it's legal; if not, not. So this is one of the *many*
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Holy shit what a perfect way to put it
signal is the birth control pill of phone encryption, it’s 99.99% effective when used correctly. the only way to be 100% assured of fail-proof safety is to never use Phone, but abstinence-only education doesn’t work, so
i feel like every time i see someone calling signal insecure it only takes a few questions for them to eventually arrive at one of two conclusuons:
- encryption isn't real you idiot
- signal is insecure because someone can drug you and beat you with a $5 wrench until you unlock your phone
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22 arrests.
All Maga.
Including this armed terrorist with a gun who assaulted a woman.
I think we know who the violent ones are.
#NoKings
When I proposed to @lynbelzer.bsky.social it was so low-profile that the ladies at the next table (we were in a restaurant) barely noticed. We're fairly certain one had to say to the other "I think that couple just got engaged."
Proposing marriage to someone in front of a crowd is coercion and a “yes” is not freely given consent.
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
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Examples of how fascist untruths get regurgitated as fact by LLMs are ubiquitous, but this one is really jarring. The Harvard Kennedy School article Gemini scraped is entirely about how the claim is false. Gemini cannot parse this, instead sharing DHS propaganda as fact when you search her name.
I was rather "meh" on Nirvana the first time around but, much to my surprise, I now find myself getting nostalgic when I hear them. It feels kinda weird.
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I am here for this romcom, especially the subplot in which the inflatable costume factory suddenly needs more workers and therefore welcomes in a refugee community that also brings new food, culture, and revitalizes the public schools. A refugee costume designer can fall for the big city gay lawyer.
Brb just writing a screenplay about a struggling inflatable costume factory in a wholesome but dying American small town that unexpectedly helps save democracy, and democracy saves it right back.
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Some assorted reminders as we enter the weekend:
1. Posting illegal content is a violation of §3.B of the Bluesky terms of service.
2. Violations of the TOS may be reported through the app. See TOS §6.A
3. The Hatch Act (5 USC §7321 et seq) is a law.
I've never laughed along with a public awareness announcement before, but I was doubled over watching this one.
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people who earnestly try to argue that blocking certain accounts deprives u of important opposing viewpoints are assuming these certain accounts are posting in good faith
which is a dangerous assumption tbh
I have not laughed along with a public awareness announcement like this before.

*Excellent*
"Alright, y'all, look. The marathon is TOMORROW."

buff.ly/2o8uHKR

The Mayor told y'all.

Click the link.
buff.ly/izNhgTp
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He straight up said "cities have marathons; cities have events" and I wanted to cheer. Baltimore is a city. Stuff happens here, that's why we live here!
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The Baltimore marathon is tomorrow. The Baltimore marathon is tomorrow. The Baltimore marathon is tomorrow. The Baltimore marathon is tomorrow. The Baltimore marathon is tomorrow. The Baltimore marathon is tomorrow. The Baltimore marathon is tomorrow. The Baltimore marathon is tomorrow. The Baltimor
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i don’t normally endorse block lists (i’m on some, weirdly lumped in with people i myself have blocked) but i don’t see how blocking all these accts with one button is bad.

most importantly, DO NOT ENGAGE WITH THEM. they already own X so they wouldn’t be here if they weren’t trying to start shit.
white house has joined bluesky
click here to block all official us government accounts instantly

bsky.app/profile/did:...
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I refuse to believe it’s a coincidence that the entire executive branch has set up Bluesky accounts one day before our next #NoKings rallies.

Don’t engage. Just block them all.
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US Government accounts have arrived on Bluesky.

Block on sight.

Protect your digital space.

Be aware that the DHS account in particular is known to quote dunk on regular people to encourage their followers to harass them.

The detach quote function will come in very handy here…
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bsky.app/profile/did:...

Let me know if you see anyone I missed. Do not engage with these accounts, directly or indirectly. Just block and ignore.