Usually Dizzy
@usuallydizzy.bsky.social
Destination: demyelination
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Do any Republicans in Congress care about Trump grabbing oil from Venezuela, handing it off to his megadonors to sell on the international market to whoever, depositing the proceeds in foreign bank accounts, then spending the money however he sees fit with no input from Congress?
January 16, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Do any Republicans in Congress care about Trump grabbing oil from Venezuela, handing it off to his megadonors to sell on the international market to whoever, depositing the proceeds in foreign bank accounts, then spending the money however he sees fit with no input from Congress?
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Waking up is all fun and games until you remember
January 13, 2026 at 12:46 PM
Waking up is all fun and games until you remember
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![[Guy holding face in hands] nra leaders slap foreheads after realizing they completely forgot to rise up against tyrannical government again - satire - @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lxm3v43kiuo4gdun45a4zivh/bafkreifcvcbkfkevrguihg6ge4wvexrpvuqh3ysqeq7nwz2qfbt3gjymgy@jpeg)
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back on my bullshit? haha the joke's on you, I never got off my bullshit.
December 29, 2025 at 2:37 PM
back on my bullshit? haha the joke's on you, I never got off my bullshit.
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I have grown to believe that excessive wealth does something to your brain that is analogous to a serious head injury
December 15, 2025 at 6:03 AM
I have grown to believe that excessive wealth does something to your brain that is analogous to a serious head injury
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Deeply unsettled by this older photo of Mike Johnson with a beard.
November 25, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Deeply unsettled by this older photo of Mike Johnson with a beard.
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
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Old Soviet joke:
Why do ICE agents travel in groups of three?
One can read, one can write, and the third keeps an eye on the two intellectuals
Why do ICE agents travel in groups of three?
One can read, one can write, and the third keeps an eye on the two intellectuals
New ICE recruiting methods have resulted in half of this group of absolute winners failing AN OPEN BOOK TEST
October 23, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Old Soviet joke:
Why do ICE agents travel in groups of three?
One can read, one can write, and the third keeps an eye on the two intellectuals
Why do ICE agents travel in groups of three?
One can read, one can write, and the third keeps an eye on the two intellectuals
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Got kicked out of my work’s holiday party planning committee for suggesting the theme be “man’s inhumanity to man”
October 10, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Got kicked out of my work’s holiday party planning committee for suggesting the theme be “man’s inhumanity to man”
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Just doesn’t sit right with me that pianos are classified as percussion instruments. I don’t know who to complain to about this but I’m telling you now I won’t have it
October 10, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Just doesn’t sit right with me that pianos are classified as percussion instruments. I don’t know who to complain to about this but I’m telling you now I won’t have it
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They’re using American tax dollars to fund infrastructure in Argentina because that’s where they’re all going to flee when we kick them out of office
After announcing a $20 billion bailout of Argentina, the White House now says it's pausing $18 billion in funding for NYC infrastructure projects
Russ Vought would love nothing more than to tear this country down to its studs
Russ Vought would love nothing more than to tear this country down to its studs
October 5, 2025 at 6:14 PM
They’re using American tax dollars to fund infrastructure in Argentina because that’s where they’re all going to flee when we kick them out of office
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oh well, onward and upward
![REPORTER: Mr. President, my condolences to you, Sir. My condolences on the loss of your friend Charlie Kirk. [unintelligible]
How are you holding up over the last day and a half, Sir?
TRUMP: I think very good. And by the way, right there, you see all the trucks? They've just started construction of the new ballroom for the White House, which is something they ve been trying to get, as you know, for about 150 years. And it's gonna be a beauty. Absolutely magnificent construction. We just started, so it'll get done very nicely.
And it will be one of the best anywhere in the world, actually.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cfy5rgqvohpdqxgu2geb5u2b/bafkreig42mujsiyxozvq3kiayszu47dbk6zds3icm5bwu34twt3d7vbo2q@jpeg)
September 12, 2025 at 3:22 PM
oh well, onward and upward
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An October 1942 FBI leaflet asking the residents of Buffalo to report any "possible violation[s] of our national security statutes" or anything suspicious to the Buffalo Field Office. It concluded, however, with the paragraph below.
Seemed relevant today somehow.
Seemed relevant today somehow.
September 8, 2025 at 12:47 AM
An October 1942 FBI leaflet asking the residents of Buffalo to report any "possible violation[s] of our national security statutes" or anything suspicious to the Buffalo Field Office. It concluded, however, with the paragraph below.
Seemed relevant today somehow.
Seemed relevant today somehow.
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every pic of trump looks like this now
September 1, 2025 at 9:52 AM
every pic of trump looks like this now
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It's time for poetry
August 28, 2025 at 2:33 PM
It's time for poetry
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There are a lot of reasons to be embarrassed about this, but the thing that jumps out to me is that this is how you use a bookshelf when you're illiterate.
August 19, 2025 at 1:50 PM
There are a lot of reasons to be embarrassed about this, but the thing that jumps out to me is that this is how you use a bookshelf when you're illiterate.
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Terrific work as always from @pbump.com
August 17, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Terrific work as always from @pbump.com
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how many hours of tv does the president watch a day
Mehmet Oz: "It is reprehensible to criticize the president on this I think very earnest effort to save Medicaid ... an able-bodied person on Medicaid today watches about 6.1 hours of television or just hangs out -- leisure time. That's a lot of time."
August 14, 2025 at 3:04 PM
how many hours of tv does the president watch a day
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Your secret is always safe with me because I don't remember anything you've ever said
August 12, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Your secret is always safe with me because I don't remember anything you've ever said
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separated at birth
August 8, 2025 at 2:32 PM
separated at birth
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“the party being led by jeffrey epsteins best friend wants to repeatedly examine your childs genitals” is a true statement
July 23, 2025 at 1:28 PM
“the party being led by jeffrey epsteins best friend wants to repeatedly examine your childs genitals” is a true statement
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Kid: Hey look- it's the guy who's terrible at comebacks
Me: Why don't you go cook a hot dog
Me: Why don't you go cook a hot dog
April 22, 2024 at 4:47 PM
Kid: Hey look- it's the guy who's terrible at comebacks
Me: Why don't you go cook a hot dog
Me: Why don't you go cook a hot dog
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[goth first date]
GOTH: a dead fly should be called a flew
OTHER GOTH: a dead bee should be called a been
*they kiss, but sadly*
GOTH: a dead fly should be called a flew
OTHER GOTH: a dead bee should be called a been
*they kiss, but sadly*
July 22, 2025 at 2:52 PM
[goth first date]
GOTH: a dead fly should be called a flew
OTHER GOTH: a dead bee should be called a been
*they kiss, but sadly*
GOTH: a dead fly should be called a flew
OTHER GOTH: a dead bee should be called a been
*they kiss, but sadly*