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gonna try and get into kalecki and not living in a hell hole idk
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AOC says unconditional military aid to Israel "enabled a genocide" and that enforcing Leahy laws (and "enforcement of our own laws") is mandatory.
February 13, 2026 at 9:44 PM
AOC says unconditional military aid to Israel "enabled a genocide" and that enforcing Leahy laws (and "enforcement of our own laws") is mandatory.
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The good news is that the unabashed and naked racism against Mamdani will continue and nobody in leadership will condemn it
Saw this on an Instagram account and what the fuuuuuuuuuu
February 13, 2026 at 8:41 AM
The good news is that the unabashed and naked racism against Mamdani will continue and nobody in leadership will condemn it
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that post about climate change being a series of videos you see on your phone until you’re the one taking it
February 13, 2026 at 3:47 PM
that post about climate change being a series of videos you see on your phone until you’re the one taking it
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You don't need to be antisemitic to criticize Epstein. You don't need to be a misogynist to criticize Bondi. You don't need to stoop to the lowest point of human character just to take a swing at an evil person. They're bad because they're hurting people, not because of their group.
You really don’t need to be antisemetic about Epstein.
He’s evil because he’s evil. Not because he’s Jewish.
He’s evil because he’s evil. Not because he’s Jewish.
February 13, 2026 at 5:45 PM
You don't need to be antisemitic to criticize Epstein. You don't need to be a misogynist to criticize Bondi. You don't need to stoop to the lowest point of human character just to take a swing at an evil person. They're bad because they're hurting people, not because of their group.
it's so funny man. you can be 17 and think "wow there's no way a 30 year old woman could be any hotter" and then you turn 27
February 13, 2026 at 12:19 AM
it's so funny man. you can be 17 and think "wow there's no way a 30 year old woman could be any hotter" and then you turn 27
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They're building concentration camps with my tax money Chuck. They're torturing children. They're murdering innocent people on the street. What are you doing.
Our DHS reform demands are exceedingly reasonable.
We're asking ICE to do nothing more than follow the standards that the vast majority of law enforcement agencies already follow.
Republicans, the ball is in your court. The clock is ticking.
We're asking ICE to do nothing more than follow the standards that the vast majority of law enforcement agencies already follow.
Republicans, the ball is in your court. The clock is ticking.
February 10, 2026 at 3:45 AM
They're building concentration camps with my tax money Chuck. They're torturing children. They're murdering innocent people on the street. What are you doing.
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Epstein & Russiagate are the same thing
The central role of Epstein in the global political machinations of Trump and his inner circle haven't been understood before.
February 10, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Epstein & Russiagate are the same thing
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I was asked to check this, the journal uses a Rail Fence Cipher, so you read each line up and down, left to right. The deciphered text in the article below is accurate, and names names. The file itself can be found here:
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
February 8, 2026 at 9:30 AM
I was asked to check this, the journal uses a Rail Fence Cipher, so you read each line up and down, left to right. The deciphered text in the article below is accurate, and names names. The file itself can be found here:
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
as he died to make men holy...
What's the moral response to that? Well, nothing I can say but you know it.
February 8, 2026 at 8:08 AM
as he died to make men holy...
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Hard not to get the impression with these detention centers that they're building Dachau
February 8, 2026 at 6:06 AM
Hard not to get the impression with these detention centers that they're building Dachau
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You all started it and we fucking finished it.
Ted Cruz (@tedcruz)
A brazen abuse of power & an insult to democracy.
47% of VA voted Trump. They will now get just 9% of the seats.
52% of VA voters voted Harris. Now they get 91% of the seats.
(By comparison, in TX, 56% voted Trump; GOP gets 79% of the seats.)
xcancel.com
February 7, 2026 at 2:44 AM
You all started it and we fucking finished it.
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the fact that they saw Polanski as not being punished despite fleeing to France -- the fact that his social circle did not hold him accountable -- finally makes me understand why the elite media is insane about left activism at elite colleges: nothing anyone else can do to them matters.
February 7, 2026 at 6:21 AM
the fact that they saw Polanski as not being punished despite fleeing to France -- the fact that his social circle did not hold him accountable -- finally makes me understand why the elite media is insane about left activism at elite colleges: nothing anyone else can do to them matters.
that's kinda the function of european aristocracies, right? to form a class of elite that informs and advises the government while also insulating it from the whims and mores of the common middle and working classes? do they desire anything less?
the fact that they saw Polanski as not being punished despite fleeing to France -- the fact that his social circle did not hold him accountable -- finally makes me understand why the elite media is insane about left activism at elite colleges: nothing anyone else can do to them matters.
February 7, 2026 at 6:28 AM
that's kinda the function of european aristocracies, right? to form a class of elite that informs and advises the government while also insulating it from the whims and mores of the common middle and working classes? do they desire anything less?
following Jamelle Bouie on Instagram is great, it's like I'm sitting right next to him watching reels while we poop
February 6, 2026 at 1:23 AM
following Jamelle Bouie on Instagram is great, it's like I'm sitting right next to him watching reels while we poop
it's like that scene from My Cousin Vinny but instead of Joe Pesci being tortured with insomnia it's government lawyers and holy fuck it's so much funnier like this
how often do lawyers specifically ask to be held in contempt
February 3, 2026 at 9:20 PM
it's like that scene from My Cousin Vinny but instead of Joe Pesci being tortured with insomnia it's government lawyers and holy fuck it's so much funnier like this
oh yeah this fucks
February 3, 2026 at 8:10 AM
oh yeah this fucks
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This old essay, written by a young Carl Sagan under a pseudonym, is a great bit of rhetorical advocacy.
HOWEVER, Carl talking about the “origins and invalidities of racism in terms of Gaussian distribution curves” is some S-tier stoner shit. http://marijuana-uses.com/mr-x/
HOWEVER, Carl talking about the “origins and invalidities of racism in terms of Gaussian distribution curves” is some S-tier stoner shit. http://marijuana-uses.com/mr-x/
August 2, 2023 at 3:19 AM
This old essay, written by a young Carl Sagan under a pseudonym, is a great bit of rhetorical advocacy.
HOWEVER, Carl talking about the “origins and invalidities of racism in terms of Gaussian distribution curves” is some S-tier stoner shit. http://marijuana-uses.com/mr-x/
HOWEVER, Carl talking about the “origins and invalidities of racism in terms of Gaussian distribution curves” is some S-tier stoner shit. http://marijuana-uses.com/mr-x/
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i feel kinda bad for picking on Ezra Klein so much but he is maybe the best example to show how completely lost a lot of established liberal voices are in the current world
the Republican Party is a fascist movement, top to bottom, local to federal
there is no normal political way out of this
the Republican Party is a fascist movement, top to bottom, local to federal
there is no normal political way out of this
February 1, 2026 at 7:46 AM
i feel kinda bad for picking on Ezra Klein so much but he is maybe the best example to show how completely lost a lot of established liberal voices are in the current world
the Republican Party is a fascist movement, top to bottom, local to federal
there is no normal political way out of this
the Republican Party is a fascist movement, top to bottom, local to federal
there is no normal political way out of this
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Tbh if I were Mike Johnson I'd take the easy way out
January 31, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Tbh if I were Mike Johnson I'd take the easy way out
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This, if I did my math right, is what the map would look like applying this 31% swing uniformly to the 2024 results
February 1, 2026 at 5:30 AM
This, if I did my math right, is what the map would look like applying this 31% swing uniformly to the 2024 results
30 point swing
in a special election
on january 31st
a week after a winter storm
when it is 28°
with quotes like these
holy fuck
in a special election
on january 31st
a week after a winter storm
when it is 28°
with quotes like these
holy fuck
February 1, 2026 at 6:02 AM
30 point swing
in a special election
on january 31st
a week after a winter storm
when it is 28°
with quotes like these
holy fuck
in a special election
on january 31st
a week after a winter storm
when it is 28°
with quotes like these
holy fuck
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The D was heavily outspent here, statewide Rs pushed hard about this race, Trump posted repeatedly in the last day etc
A >30% swing is genuinely insane
Specials are weird, but I don't think you can ignore that this was the first competitive election since Minneapolis
A >30% swing is genuinely insane
Specials are weird, but I don't think you can ignore that this was the first competitive election since Minneapolis
in the sense that we just got almost all of eday and Rehmet (D) is leading by 14.4% in a district that Trump won by 17.4%
February 1, 2026 at 5:40 AM
The D was heavily outspent here, statewide Rs pushed hard about this race, Trump posted repeatedly in the last day etc
A >30% swing is genuinely insane
Specials are weird, but I don't think you can ignore that this was the first competitive election since Minneapolis
A >30% swing is genuinely insane
Specials are weird, but I don't think you can ignore that this was the first competitive election since Minneapolis
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pizzagate and qanon were not onto something, they were orchestrated by pedophiles to make accusing people of pedophilia make you look insane so that they could continue doing pedophile shit. fucking christ
January 31, 2026 at 7:46 PM
pizzagate and qanon were not onto something, they were orchestrated by pedophiles to make accusing people of pedophilia make you look insane so that they could continue doing pedophile shit. fucking christ