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gonna try and get into kalecki and not living in a hell hole idk
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Speaking as someone that preferred Klobuchar in the 2020 primary, I simply think that a Governor that vetoed a widely bipartisan bill to ban caste discrimination in California has shown that he won't stand up for any of our rights when it matters, because he refused to do so when it's easy!
Newsom blocks a bill to ban caste discrimination in California
Gov. Newsom vetoes what would have been a first-in-the-nation law banning caste discrimination in education, housing and the workplace.
calmatters.org
February 16, 2026 at 6:43 AM
Speaking as someone that preferred Klobuchar in the 2020 primary, I simply think that a Governor that vetoed a widely bipartisan bill to ban caste discrimination in California has shown that he won't stand up for any of our rights when it matters, because he refused to do so when it's easy!
Jehovah, creating the laws of thermodynamics so that the Allied Powers via the internal combustion engine can achieve mass motorization and defeat the axis powers, 30 yrs before climate change starts to seep in:
February 16, 2026 at 6:37 AM
Jehovah, creating the laws of thermodynamics so that the Allied Powers via the internal combustion engine can achieve mass motorization and defeat the axis powers, 30 yrs before climate change starts to seep in:
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every last conservative is a fucking pedophile holy shit www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
Erika Kirk Faces Backlash Over Alleged 'Inappropriate' Texts With A 15-Year-Old: 'Absolutely Vile'
Purported Texts Between Erika Kirk And A 15-Year-Old Go Viral Sparking Backlash And 'Grooming' Allegations
www.yahoo.com
February 15, 2026 at 9:05 AM
every last conservative is a fucking pedophile holy shit www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
The problem with this is voters don't trust centrist Democrats to actually punish fascists. 81 million people lined up behind Biden because they thought he would punish fascists, and when he failed to do so, people didn't show up for his vice president.
This attitude of “well, I’ll vote to stop MAGA but only if I don’t have to compromise any of my values” demonstrates a lack of urgency about the situation that I simply cannot relate to. “We deserve better”—ok. Maybe after we stop the fascist takeover I’ll have emotional space for that.
February 16, 2026 at 12:00 AM
The problem with this is voters don't trust centrist Democrats to actually punish fascists. 81 million people lined up behind Biden because they thought he would punish fascists, and when he failed to do so, people didn't show up for his vice president.
i want there to be a heaven so other people are in it
February 15, 2026 at 6:56 AM
i want there to be a heaven so other people are in it
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AOC says unconditional military aid to Israel "enabled a genocide" and that enforcing Leahy laws (and "enforcement of our own laws") is mandatory.
February 13, 2026 at 9:44 PM
AOC says unconditional military aid to Israel "enabled a genocide" and that enforcing Leahy laws (and "enforcement of our own laws") is mandatory.
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The good news is that the unabashed and naked racism against Mamdani will continue and nobody in leadership will condemn it
Saw this on an Instagram account and what the fuuuuuuuuuu
February 13, 2026 at 8:41 AM
The good news is that the unabashed and naked racism against Mamdani will continue and nobody in leadership will condemn it
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that post about climate change being a series of videos you see on your phone until you’re the one taking it
February 13, 2026 at 3:47 PM
that post about climate change being a series of videos you see on your phone until you’re the one taking it
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You don't need to be antisemitic to criticize Epstein. You don't need to be a misogynist to criticize Bondi. You don't need to stoop to the lowest point of human character just to take a swing at an evil person. They're bad because they're hurting people, not because of their group.
You really don’t need to be antisemetic about Epstein.
He’s evil because he’s evil. Not because he’s Jewish.
He’s evil because he’s evil. Not because he’s Jewish.
February 13, 2026 at 5:45 PM
You don't need to be antisemitic to criticize Epstein. You don't need to be a misogynist to criticize Bondi. You don't need to stoop to the lowest point of human character just to take a swing at an evil person. They're bad because they're hurting people, not because of their group.
it's so funny man. you can be 17 and think "wow there's no way a 30 year old woman could be any hotter" and then you turn 27
February 13, 2026 at 12:19 AM
it's so funny man. you can be 17 and think "wow there's no way a 30 year old woman could be any hotter" and then you turn 27
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They're building concentration camps with my tax money Chuck. They're torturing children. They're murdering innocent people on the street. What are you doing.
Our DHS reform demands are exceedingly reasonable.
We're asking ICE to do nothing more than follow the standards that the vast majority of law enforcement agencies already follow.
Republicans, the ball is in your court. The clock is ticking.
We're asking ICE to do nothing more than follow the standards that the vast majority of law enforcement agencies already follow.
Republicans, the ball is in your court. The clock is ticking.
February 10, 2026 at 3:45 AM
They're building concentration camps with my tax money Chuck. They're torturing children. They're murdering innocent people on the street. What are you doing.
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Epstein & Russiagate are the same thing
The central role of Epstein in the global political machinations of Trump and his inner circle haven't been understood before.
February 10, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Epstein & Russiagate are the same thing
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I was asked to check this, the journal uses a Rail Fence Cipher, so you read each line up and down, left to right. The deciphered text in the article below is accurate, and names names. The file itself can be found here:
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
February 8, 2026 at 9:30 AM
I was asked to check this, the journal uses a Rail Fence Cipher, so you read each line up and down, left to right. The deciphered text in the article below is accurate, and names names. The file itself can be found here:
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
as he died to make men holy...
What's the moral response to that? Well, nothing I can say but you know it.
February 8, 2026 at 8:08 AM
as he died to make men holy...
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Hard not to get the impression with these detention centers that they're building Dachau
February 8, 2026 at 6:06 AM
Hard not to get the impression with these detention centers that they're building Dachau
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You all started it and we fucking finished it.
Ted Cruz (@tedcruz)
A brazen abuse of power & an insult to democracy.
47% of VA voted Trump. They will now get just 9% of the seats.
52% of VA voters voted Harris. Now they get 91% of the seats.
(By comparison, in TX, 56% voted Trump; GOP gets 79% of the seats.)
xcancel.com
February 7, 2026 at 2:44 AM
You all started it and we fucking finished it.
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the fact that they saw Polanski as not being punished despite fleeing to France -- the fact that his social circle did not hold him accountable -- finally makes me understand why the elite media is insane about left activism at elite colleges: nothing anyone else can do to them matters.
February 7, 2026 at 6:21 AM
the fact that they saw Polanski as not being punished despite fleeing to France -- the fact that his social circle did not hold him accountable -- finally makes me understand why the elite media is insane about left activism at elite colleges: nothing anyone else can do to them matters.
that's kinda the function of european aristocracies, right? to form a class of elite that informs and advises the government while also insulating it from the whims and mores of the common middle and working classes? do they desire anything less?
the fact that they saw Polanski as not being punished despite fleeing to France -- the fact that his social circle did not hold him accountable -- finally makes me understand why the elite media is insane about left activism at elite colleges: nothing anyone else can do to them matters.
February 7, 2026 at 6:28 AM
that's kinda the function of european aristocracies, right? to form a class of elite that informs and advises the government while also insulating it from the whims and mores of the common middle and working classes? do they desire anything less?
following Jamelle Bouie on Instagram is great, it's like I'm sitting right next to him watching reels while we poop
February 6, 2026 at 1:23 AM
following Jamelle Bouie on Instagram is great, it's like I'm sitting right next to him watching reels while we poop
it's like that scene from My Cousin Vinny but instead of Joe Pesci being tortured with insomnia it's government lawyers and holy fuck it's so much funnier like this
how often do lawyers specifically ask to be held in contempt
February 3, 2026 at 9:20 PM
it's like that scene from My Cousin Vinny but instead of Joe Pesci being tortured with insomnia it's government lawyers and holy fuck it's so much funnier like this
oh yeah this fucks
February 3, 2026 at 8:10 AM
oh yeah this fucks
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This old essay, written by a young Carl Sagan under a pseudonym, is a great bit of rhetorical advocacy.
HOWEVER, Carl talking about the “origins and invalidities of racism in terms of Gaussian distribution curves” is some S-tier stoner shit. http://marijuana-uses.com/mr-x/
HOWEVER, Carl talking about the “origins and invalidities of racism in terms of Gaussian distribution curves” is some S-tier stoner shit. http://marijuana-uses.com/mr-x/
August 2, 2023 at 3:19 AM
This old essay, written by a young Carl Sagan under a pseudonym, is a great bit of rhetorical advocacy.
HOWEVER, Carl talking about the “origins and invalidities of racism in terms of Gaussian distribution curves” is some S-tier stoner shit. http://marijuana-uses.com/mr-x/
HOWEVER, Carl talking about the “origins and invalidities of racism in terms of Gaussian distribution curves” is some S-tier stoner shit. http://marijuana-uses.com/mr-x/
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i feel kinda bad for picking on Ezra Klein so much but he is maybe the best example to show how completely lost a lot of established liberal voices are in the current world
the Republican Party is a fascist movement, top to bottom, local to federal
there is no normal political way out of this
the Republican Party is a fascist movement, top to bottom, local to federal
there is no normal political way out of this
February 1, 2026 at 7:46 AM
i feel kinda bad for picking on Ezra Klein so much but he is maybe the best example to show how completely lost a lot of established liberal voices are in the current world
the Republican Party is a fascist movement, top to bottom, local to federal
there is no normal political way out of this
the Republican Party is a fascist movement, top to bottom, local to federal
there is no normal political way out of this
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Tbh if I were Mike Johnson I'd take the easy way out
January 31, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Tbh if I were Mike Johnson I'd take the easy way out