Chris "Scout O'Killer" O'Keefe
@abucasey.bsky.social
Dad, Outdoor program coordinator at Forest Ridge Park, Board game & sci fi nerd, Disaffected lefty Mormon, He/Him, IDIC
Mormons* know the bibliotheque interieure so well
*Progmos? Exmos? Whatever iykyk
*Progmos? Exmos? Whatever iykyk
November 25, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Mormons* know the bibliotheque interieure so well
*Progmos? Exmos? Whatever iykyk
*Progmos? Exmos? Whatever iykyk
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The good news: the president has pardoned the turkey.
The bad news: two hours later the turkey was arrested for running a ponzi scheme and committing acts of gross sexual imposition.
The bad news: two hours later the turkey was arrested for running a ponzi scheme and committing acts of gross sexual imposition.
November 25, 2025 at 1:38 PM
The good news: the president has pardoned the turkey.
The bad news: two hours later the turkey was arrested for running a ponzi scheme and committing acts of gross sexual imposition.
The bad news: two hours later the turkey was arrested for running a ponzi scheme and committing acts of gross sexual imposition.
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Escape room where the thing you are trying to escape is reading about Olivia Nuzzi
November 18, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Escape room where the thing you are trying to escape is reading about Olivia Nuzzi
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SOME PIG (derogatory).
Charlotte arrests rising, protesters detained in Border Patrol Day 2. Department of Homeland Security said it’s “surging resources” for “Operation Charlotte’s Web.” Border Patrol says 81 people arrested Saturday. (Via Desiree Mathurin & Mary Ramsey) www.charlotteobserver.com/news/local/a... #ncpol
Live updates: Charlotte arrests rising, protesters detained in Border Patrol Day 2
Homeland Security said it was “surging resources” for “Operation Charlotte’s Web” but didn’t say how long agents would remain in Charlotte.
www.charlotteobserver.com
November 17, 2025 at 12:11 PM
SOME PIG (derogatory).
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Every time you visit someone this holiday season, surreptitiously steal one ornament off their tree and take it home and put it on yours.
November 16, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Every time you visit someone this holiday season, surreptitiously steal one ornament off their tree and take it home and put it on yours.
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Is it ‘My wife and I’ or ‘Me and my wife’? Anyway, we just robbed a liquor store
November 15, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Is it ‘My wife and I’ or ‘Me and my wife’? Anyway, we just robbed a liquor store
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yes yes we all know about the Edmund Fitzgerald, rest her soul, but did you know about the ship laden with explosives that sank in the mouth of the Thames in 1944 and could explode at any minute and which attempts to disarm keep failing
November 11, 2025 at 3:12 PM
yes yes we all know about the Edmund Fitzgerald, rest her soul, but did you know about the ship laden with explosives that sank in the mouth of the Thames in 1944 and could explode at any minute and which attempts to disarm keep failing
"For years, kayakers were advised to dress for immersion whenever the air and water temperature added up to less than 120°F".
Somehow this turned into "you can go paddling if the air temp + water temp > 120 F". The original advice has been revised but I still hear the latter too often....
Somehow this turned into "you can go paddling if the air temp + water temp > 120 F". The original advice has been revised but I still hear the latter too often....
November 11, 2025 at 3:01 PM
"For years, kayakers were advised to dress for immersion whenever the air and water temperature added up to less than 120°F".
Somehow this turned into "you can go paddling if the air temp + water temp > 120 F". The original advice has been revised but I still hear the latter too often....
Somehow this turned into "you can go paddling if the air temp + water temp > 120 F". The original advice has been revised but I still hear the latter too often....
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To be clear: the deal they voted on to move forward last night still needs to be formally voted on in the Senate and House. If the eight are your senators, they should be hearing from you this morning!
November 10, 2025 at 1:17 PM
To be clear: the deal they voted on to move forward last night still needs to be formally voted on in the Senate and House. If the eight are your senators, they should be hearing from you this morning!
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"Right to work" is a euphemism for "giving employers the right to abuse workers."
November 8, 2025 at 3:02 PM
"Right to work" is a euphemism for "giving employers the right to abuse workers."
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HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
November 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
Being exmormon on social media is like The Game. It's so nice to forget about stupid shit like which conservative man is going to move up a step in the Mormon hierarchy & weird to get reminded about it
Makes sense. Dude showed he's a loyal company man. Happy to grow the church's imposing wealth and to make excuses for it to the membership and the general public.
The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints named Presiding Bishop Gérald Caussé on Thursday as its newest apostle, a Frenchman known for his ecclesiastical oversight of the faith’s financial empire and his support for Earth stewardship and sustainability.
November 7, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Being exmormon on social media is like The Game. It's so nice to forget about stupid shit like which conservative man is going to move up a step in the Mormon hierarchy & weird to get reminded about it
Do ya'll remember that time @deaconblues1979.bsky.social was waxing poetic about how Elise made him feel and we all thought he was having heart problems?
November 7, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Do ya'll remember that time @deaconblues1979.bsky.social was waxing poetic about how Elise made him feel and we all thought he was having heart problems?
EMMA STONE & JENNIFER LAWRENCE ARE PRODUCING A MISS PIGGY MOVIE WRITTEN BY COLE ESCOLA
Miss Piggy Hello GIF
Alt: Miss Piggy's Head from the Intro to Pigs in Space
media.tenor.com
November 6, 2025 at 5:47 PM
EMMA STONE & JENNIFER LAWRENCE ARE PRODUCING A MISS PIGGY MOVIE WRITTEN BY COLE ESCOLA
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"Gary? Yes... that was what they used to call me. Dark Gary. That was my name.
I am Light Gary, and I come back to you now at the turn of the tide."
I am Light Gary, and I come back to you now at the turn of the tide."
October 26, 2025 at 1:56 PM
"Gary? Yes... that was what they used to call me. Dark Gary. That was my name.
I am Light Gary, and I come back to you now at the turn of the tide."
I am Light Gary, and I come back to you now at the turn of the tide."
I don't even like baseball & I'm shattered. I haven't watched a game but I've never been this invested in a World Series
I’m not even a Blue Jays fan and I’m shattered.
November 2, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I don't even like baseball & I'm shattered. I haven't watched a game but I've never been this invested in a World Series
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If you see someone stealing food, no you don't.
California police boost patrols at grocery stores as millions set to lose SNAP benefits
California police boost patrols at grocery stores as millions set to lose SNAP benefits
www.foxla.com
October 30, 2025 at 5:04 PM
If you see someone stealing food, no you don't.
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this is why true pros go on "hikes", which are walks in wilderness areas where there aren't any stores so you can't buy ANYTHING and can also sometimes DIE
www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...
www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...
October 29, 2025 at 12:04 PM
this is why true pros go on "hikes", which are walks in wilderness areas where there aren't any stores so you can't buy ANYTHING and can also sometimes DIE
www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...
www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...
Well, this is fun news /s
grist.org/climate/clim...
grist.org/climate/clim...
Climate change is making poison ivy stronger and itchier
Carbon dioxide and warmer soils could be supercharging everyone’s least favorite plant.
grist.org
October 28, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Well, this is fun news /s
grist.org/climate/clim...
grist.org/climate/clim...
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From the article referenced below: tldr esp. in authoritarian systems, mediocrities and worse tend to go into the secret police b/c those with better performance have better opportunities elsewhere, so secret police gets the dregs who are extra-dependable because the thing they can offer is loyalty
October 23, 2025 at 7:24 PM
From the article referenced below: tldr esp. in authoritarian systems, mediocrities and worse tend to go into the secret police b/c those with better performance have better opportunities elsewhere, so secret police gets the dregs who are extra-dependable because the thing they can offer is loyalty
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Abolish ICE.
Pregnant women detained by ICE report horrifying treatment: shackling, solitary confinement, no prenatal vitamins, inadequate food. ICE's own directives and regulations require the agency to avoid detention of pregnant people in the first place. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Pregnant women describe miscarrying and bleeding out while in ICE custody, advocates say
The ACLU and other groups are pressing for ICE to identify and release all pregnant women in custody and to stop detaining anyone known to be pregnant, postpartum or nursing.
www.nbcnews.com
October 23, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Abolish ICE.
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You miss 100% of the messengers you don't shoot
October 22, 2025 at 4:03 PM
You miss 100% of the messengers you don't shoot
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Men will receive indisputable advice from a sage woman and try to prove them wrong.
October 22, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Men will receive indisputable advice from a sage woman and try to prove them wrong.
I'm in favor of driverless cars but not in a "I own this car so I can read while I go to work" model but a public transportation model where I can call a car from anywhere & have it take me wherever I want...
October 16, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I'm in favor of driverless cars but not in a "I own this car so I can read while I go to work" model but a public transportation model where I can call a car from anywhere & have it take me wherever I want...
Cake's Jolene is great but I would kill for a cover of Dolly Parton's song by them
October 16, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Cake's Jolene is great but I would kill for a cover of Dolly Parton's song by them