Andrew
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'Put something silly in the world. That ain't been there before.'
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i think that such things as music, bicycles, and candy should be made illegal
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 6, 2026 at 9:32 PM
i think that such things as music, bicycles, and candy should be made illegal
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My nephew is totally fixated on trains and my brother has a not-really-kidding bit about how he’d be a great politician because there’d be no way to demagogue against him since he’d always respond that we need more trains and to fix the trains no matter what the topic is. Anyway,
Zohran just went out and fixed the Williamsburg Bridge bike entrance. Just did it. No faffing, no nonsense. Bam. Fixed.
January 6, 2026 at 8:06 PM
My nephew is totally fixated on trains and my brother has a not-really-kidding bit about how he’d be a great politician because there’d be no way to demagogue against him since he’d always respond that we need more trains and to fix the trains no matter what the topic is. Anyway,
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the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
January 3, 2026 at 9:19 PM
the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
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My friends in Austria sent this and I can't stop watching...wait for the end. 🤗💜
January 3, 2026 at 11:38 AM
My friends in Austria sent this and I can't stop watching...wait for the end. 🤗💜
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I wrote the captions on this video the night Osama Bin Laden was killed and it’s probably the most shared thing I ever created.
December 25, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I wrote the captions on this video the night Osama Bin Laden was killed and it’s probably the most shared thing I ever created.
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you gotta laugh at stuff or you’ll cry
December 31, 2025 at 7:22 PM
you gotta laugh at stuff or you’ll cry
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Happy New Year, Bluesky.
January 1, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Happy New Year, Bluesky.
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I think the main problem with Starmer is that I can absolutely see Mark Corrigan being a ride-or-die fan, which is just about the worst insult I can imagine
December 31, 2025 at 11:42 AM
I think the main problem with Starmer is that I can absolutely see Mark Corrigan being a ride-or-die fan, which is just about the worst insult I can imagine
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Corfe Castle, the model of Corfe Castle in Corfe Castle Model Village, and the model of Corfe Castle in the model of Corfe Castle Model Village in Corfe Castle Model Village.
December 31, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Corfe Castle, the model of Corfe Castle in Corfe Castle Model Village, and the model of Corfe Castle in the model of Corfe Castle Model Village in Corfe Castle Model Village.
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December 30, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
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Looking around my childhood bookshelves, wondering if just one book can really be said to be my origin st- oh that's it, that's the one
December 28, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Looking around my childhood bookshelves, wondering if just one book can really be said to be my origin st- oh that's it, that's the one
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You can pretend to have your shit together if you want. They don’t really check
December 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
You can pretend to have your shit together if you want. They don’t really check
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Discworld QOTD, from Hogfather
December 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Discworld QOTD, from Hogfather
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Second anniversary of our Apple TV’s spectacular attempt to understand me asking for “Hercule Poirot’s Christmas”
December 23, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Second anniversary of our Apple TV’s spectacular attempt to understand me asking for “Hercule Poirot’s Christmas”
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malevola from dispatch in a suit
December 16, 2025 at 8:22 PM
malevola from dispatch in a suit
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I guess this has probably already gone viral somewhere but I am simply dying at this picture of a bear that looks like it hired a photographer to do a glamour shoot
September 10, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I guess this has probably already gone viral somewhere but I am simply dying at this picture of a bear that looks like it hired a photographer to do a glamour shoot
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We've got Blazin' Bev
Now we have Kretek Kate
Now we have Kretek Kate
December 10, 2025 at 9:49 PM
We've got Blazin' Bev
Now we have Kretek Kate
Now we have Kretek Kate