Alura
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Years ago, I used to occasionally DJ at a goth club.
I once played"Conjunction Junction" in the middle of my set and you have not lived until you've seen a group of Goths merrily bopping along to Schoolhouse Rock.
😂
I once played"Conjunction Junction" in the middle of my set and you have not lived until you've seen a group of Goths merrily bopping along to Schoolhouse Rock.
😂
December 31, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Years ago, I used to occasionally DJ at a goth club.
I once played"Conjunction Junction" in the middle of my set and you have not lived until you've seen a group of Goths merrily bopping along to Schoolhouse Rock.
😂
I once played"Conjunction Junction" in the middle of my set and you have not lived until you've seen a group of Goths merrily bopping along to Schoolhouse Rock.
😂
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I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.
September 19, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.
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I can't think of a single restaurant I miss more than the classic Pizza Hut situation from when I was a kid. You got your own little pizza. You didn't have to pay for it because you read books, which seemed magical to me because I read everything anyway. They had video games. It looked fancy.
December 17, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I can't think of a single restaurant I miss more than the classic Pizza Hut situation from when I was a kid. You got your own little pizza. You didn't have to pay for it because you read books, which seemed magical to me because I read everything anyway. They had video games. It looked fancy.
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Temeraire: The Roleplaying Game is coming to Kickstarter in early 2026! I've been working closely with Magpie Games to bring the world of Temeraire to life in this exciting new RPG.
Follow along & be among the first to take to the skies when the project launches! www.kickstarter.com/...
Follow along & be among the first to take to the skies when the project launches! www.kickstarter.com/...
December 17, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Temeraire: The Roleplaying Game is coming to Kickstarter in early 2026! I've been working closely with Magpie Games to bring the world of Temeraire to life in this exciting new RPG.
Follow along & be among the first to take to the skies when the project launches! www.kickstarter.com/...
Follow along & be among the first to take to the skies when the project launches! www.kickstarter.com/...
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8675309 is prime, and so is 8675311, so if you ever need a middlin'-large pair of adjacent primes to test your cryptographic suite, all you need is a 1980s earworm and a +2 and you're all set.
Man, everything is so bleak, anyone got a fun fact or little bit of trivia they want to share
November 21, 2025 at 3:28 AM
8675309 is prime, and so is 8675311, so if you ever need a middlin'-large pair of adjacent primes to test your cryptographic suite, all you need is a 1980s earworm and a +2 and you're all set.
Cool, I didn’t know I shared a birthday with pbs!
It's @pbs's birthday!
Formed on November 3, 1969, @pbs is an American public broadcaster and non-commercial, free-to-air television network. PBS is a nonprofit organization and the most prominent provider of educational programs to public television stations in the United States.
Formed on November 3, 1969, @pbs is an American public broadcaster and non-commercial, free-to-air television network. PBS is a nonprofit organization and the most prominent provider of educational programs to public television stations in the United States.
PBS - Wikipedia
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November 4, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Cool, I didn’t know I shared a birthday with pbs!
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Picard: there ARE FOUR GUYS! FOUR
November 3, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Picard: there ARE FOUR GUYS! FOUR
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On the other site, an 18-year-old Zohran canvasser described the legendary Wallace Shawn as "the actor who plays Dr. Sturgis on Young Sheldon" which is honestly adorable
November 2, 2025 at 8:02 PM
On the other site, an 18-year-old Zohran canvasser described the legendary Wallace Shawn as "the actor who plays Dr. Sturgis on Young Sheldon" which is honestly adorable
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Calling on my ancestors for guidance but the only one who answers is a weird eutherian rodent-mammal from the early cretaceous period. "EAT BERRY SLEEP UNDER ROCK" it says. Pretty good advice
July 4, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Calling on my ancestors for guidance but the only one who answers is a weird eutherian rodent-mammal from the early cretaceous period. "EAT BERRY SLEEP UNDER ROCK" it says. Pretty good advice
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Thanks to a standing order signed by the state health officer Thursday, anyone in Washington state can get the Covid-19 vaccine without consulting their doctor.
Confused about your eligibility for the Covid shot? In Washington state, you’re covered
Thanks to a standing order signed by the state health officer Thursday, anyone in Washington state can get the Covid-19 vaccine without consulting their doctor.
www.kuow.org
September 4, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Thanks to a standing order signed by the state health officer Thursday, anyone in Washington state can get the Covid-19 vaccine without consulting their doctor.
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After careful consideration of the current situation and the tools at our disposal at this present time, I have made the strategic decision to Lie Down For a Bit
September 2, 2025 at 10:57 PM
After careful consideration of the current situation and the tools at our disposal at this present time, I have made the strategic decision to Lie Down For a Bit
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I say it about babies and breastfeeding. I say it about raising neuroatypical kids and “picky eater” discourse. So once again, for those in the back:
FED IS BEST
FED IS BEST
I see grocery/takeout shaming discourse going around again, so this is your periodic historian reminder that cooking from scratch daily while working has never been sustainable, and for millennia everyone either relied on takeout & restaurants or ate in huge households w/ big dorm-like group dining.
July 26, 2025 at 6:20 AM
I say it about babies and breastfeeding. I say it about raising neuroatypical kids and “picky eater” discourse. So once again, for those in the back:
FED IS BEST
FED IS BEST
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July 24, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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I am pretty sure that, when I'm not looking, my family eats USB C cables for sustenance. It's the only viable explanation.
July 8, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I am pretty sure that, when I'm not looking, my family eats USB C cables for sustenance. It's the only viable explanation.
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*washes a load, leaves it in the washer overnight*
Oops
*rewashes, leaves it in the washer the entire day and night*
…oops
*rewashes, does the exact same thing*
…….oops
Oops
*rewashes, leaves it in the washer the entire day and night*
…oops
*rewashes, does the exact same thing*
…….oops
June 21, 2025 at 2:21 PM
*washes a load, leaves it in the washer overnight*
Oops
*rewashes, leaves it in the washer the entire day and night*
…oops
*rewashes, does the exact same thing*
…….oops
Oops
*rewashes, leaves it in the washer the entire day and night*
…oops
*rewashes, does the exact same thing*
…….oops
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Don’t look at me like that’s my fault. I’m just telling you shit I know.
May 19, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Don’t look at me like that’s my fault. I’m just telling you shit I know.
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I think about this comic at least once a week
May 10, 2025 at 5:47 AM
I think about this comic at least once a week
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Happy 70th Birthday to The #Muppets!
Is May 9 the day the Muppets debuted? Nope, but it's still a big date in Muppet history--and the Jim Henson story--nevertheless.
Here's the story of how they got there. Take a walk with me. /1
Is May 9 the day the Muppets debuted? Nope, but it's still a big date in Muppet history--and the Jim Henson story--nevertheless.
Here's the story of how they got there. Take a walk with me. /1
May 9, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Happy 70th Birthday to The #Muppets!
Is May 9 the day the Muppets debuted? Nope, but it's still a big date in Muppet history--and the Jim Henson story--nevertheless.
Here's the story of how they got there. Take a walk with me. /1
Is May 9 the day the Muppets debuted? Nope, but it's still a big date in Muppet history--and the Jim Henson story--nevertheless.
Here's the story of how they got there. Take a walk with me. /1
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The Little Engine That Might as Fucking Well
April 25, 2025 at 6:50 PM
The Little Engine That Might as Fucking Well
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Is it too late to change careers and become a kaiju instead
April 25, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Is it too late to change careers and become a kaiju instead
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"There’s an innovative American automotive manufacturer being run by a total bigot."
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/192...
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/192...
1925 or 2025?
1. There’s an innovative American automotive manufacturer being run by a total bigot. 2. In large swaths of the country, a marginalized community i...
www.mcsweeneys.net
April 17, 2025 at 6:28 PM
"There’s an innovative American automotive manufacturer being run by a total bigot."
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/192...
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/192...
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We await the letter from the HOA.
April 14, 2025 at 3:33 PM
We await the letter from the HOA.