Andrew Foley
@andrewfoley.bsky.social
That guy standing over there.
Writer: Parting Ways, Done to Death, NEMESIS (2026)
Co-writer: Cowboys & Aliens, Baldur's Gate: Siege of Dragonspear, Threads
Writer/Artist: How I Decided to Become A Writer, My Last Drink, CHOMP
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Writer: Parting Ways, Done to Death, NEMESIS (2026)
Co-writer: Cowboys & Aliens, Baldur's Gate: Siege of Dragonspear, Threads
Writer/Artist: How I Decided to Become A Writer, My Last Drink, CHOMP
he/him
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ME: (first day practicing Bug Law) May it please the Court—
BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.
BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.
December 30, 2025 at 6:29 PM
ME: (first day practicing Bug Law) May it please the Court—
BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.
BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.
Holildays killed me for drawing this last few days, so here's some work by other artists:
Bride of Frankenstein by MIchael Avon Oeming
Frankenstein's Monster by Phil Hester
The Maschinenmensch by Michael W. Kaluta
Drakulon by Fiona Staples
Bride of Frankenstein by MIchael Avon Oeming
Frankenstein's Monster by Phil Hester
The Maschinenmensch by Michael W. Kaluta
Drakulon by Fiona Staples
December 30, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Holildays killed me for drawing this last few days, so here's some work by other artists:
Bride of Frankenstein by MIchael Avon Oeming
Frankenstein's Monster by Phil Hester
The Maschinenmensch by Michael W. Kaluta
Drakulon by Fiona Staples
Bride of Frankenstein by MIchael Avon Oeming
Frankenstein's Monster by Phil Hester
The Maschinenmensch by Michael W. Kaluta
Drakulon by Fiona Staples
Atlas Shrugged.
What book is Aragorn reading? Wrong answers only.
December 30, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Atlas Shrugged.
30+ years ago, I was crossing a street, looked up, & was shocked to see Michael Ironside. I didn't say anything, I just pointed at him in a "Hey, you're that guy" kind of a way and he smiled at me.
I saw an interview with him once where he said his face just isn't built to smile.
He's right.
I saw an interview with him once where he said his face just isn't built to smile.
He's right.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 1:04 AM
30+ years ago, I was crossing a street, looked up, & was shocked to see Michael Ironside. I didn't say anything, I just pointed at him in a "Hey, you're that guy" kind of a way and he smiled at me.
I saw an interview with him once where he said his face just isn't built to smile.
He's right.
I saw an interview with him once where he said his face just isn't built to smile.
He's right.
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Is Nicki Minaj posting anti-trans tweets because she genuinely believes it or because she's sucking up to conservatives in the hopes of getting her child rapist brother a pardon? The answer is "who cares, she sucks either way"
December 29, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Is Nicki Minaj posting anti-trans tweets because she genuinely believes it or because she's sucking up to conservatives in the hopes of getting her child rapist brother a pardon? The answer is "who cares, she sucks either way"
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The global productivity mystery, where productivity tailed off around 2008 and never recovered, isn't a mystery at all. That's when we all got smartphones and social media in our pockets. Doesn't take Poirot to solve that one.
December 28, 2025 at 11:55 PM
The global productivity mystery, where productivity tailed off around 2008 and never recovered, isn't a mystery at all. That's when we all got smartphones and social media in our pockets. Doesn't take Poirot to solve that one.
Oh hey, fuck google. And all of big tech. Fuck them too.
Google is hosting a CBP app that uses facial recognition to identify immigrants, while simultaneously removing apps that report the location of ICE officials because Google sees ICE as a vulnerable group. “Big tech has made their choice.”
www.404media.co/google-has-c...
www.404media.co/google-has-c...
Google Has Chosen a Side in Trump's Mass Deportation Effort
Google is hosting a CBP app that uses facial recognition to identify immigrants, while simultaneously removing apps that report the location of ICE officials because Google sees ICE as a vulnerable…
www.404media.co
December 29, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Oh hey, fuck google. And all of big tech. Fuck them too.
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A free trial that requires payment details upfront isn't a free trial, it's a trap hoping that you'll forget to cancel.
December 28, 2025 at 9:55 AM
A free trial that requires payment details upfront isn't a free trial, it's a trap hoping that you'll forget to cancel.
If Percy's view of sensible doesn't involve guillotines then we've got a problem here.
Relative independence 😂 yes because the hereditary peers have a real cross section of party affiliation and have no *quite literal* landed interest whatsoever.
Risible stuff.
Risible stuff.
December 28, 2025 at 11:34 PM
If Percy's view of sensible doesn't involve guillotines then we've got a problem here.
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Mary Shelley doesn't get enough credit for not only anticipating the silver-spooned narcissist techbro who recklessly creates technology without thinking through the consequences, but also for knowing that said techbro would be an absolutely terrible father.
May 17, 2024 at 6:09 PM
Mary Shelley doesn't get enough credit for not only anticipating the silver-spooned narcissist techbro who recklessly creates technology without thinking through the consequences, but also for knowing that said techbro would be an absolutely terrible father.
Oh, all you've got to do is relax? That should be easy. Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to crawl into a fetal ball in the corner and cry for a few hours.
Don't know where the networking thing started, but here's my lukewarm take - based on a ton of mistakes - for whatever it's worth:
Nobody will give you a job because you bought them a drink.
You can't make people like you, so find people you genuinely like instead. It's a million times easier
RELAX
Nobody will give you a job because you bought them a drink.
You can't make people like you, so find people you genuinely like instead. It's a million times easier
RELAX
December 28, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Oh, all you've got to do is relax? That should be easy. Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to crawl into a fetal ball in the corner and cry for a few hours.
I'VE BEEN DOING THIS ALL WRONG
SO, you want to network but don't know where to begin.
1. DON'T. Make friends instead
2. It's not about what they can do for you
3. Famous people are just people first
4. If you do have to gush, don't just say 'i love your work' , pick one thing and say why. Open ended compliments are awkward
1. DON'T. Make friends instead
2. It's not about what they can do for you
3. Famous people are just people first
4. If you do have to gush, don't just say 'i love your work' , pick one thing and say why. Open ended compliments are awkward
December 28, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I'VE BEEN DOING THIS ALL WRONG
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In lieu of flowers please be reactionary in the most incomprehensibly French way possible
December 28, 2025 at 2:56 PM
In lieu of flowers please be reactionary in the most incomprehensibly French way possible
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tired: everything's computer
wired: fewer things will be computer
wired: fewer things will be computer
Amazingly, reaction times using screens while driving are worse than being drunk or high—no wonder 90 percent of drivers hate using touchscreens in cars. Finally the auto industry is coming to its senses.
Rejoice! Carmakers Are Embracing Physical Buttons Again
Amazingly, reaction times using screens while driving are worse than being drunk or high—no wonder 90 percent of drivers hate using touchscreens in cars. Finally the auto industry is coming to its…
wrd.cm
December 28, 2025 at 2:42 AM
tired: everything's computer
wired: fewer things will be computer
wired: fewer things will be computer
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A weird, strange, bizarre, baffling album.
It rules.
It rules.
December 28, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I'm Andrew Foley and I endorse this message.
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To say that AIs can replace human translators is to say that AI can replace human painters and sculptors and singers and poets. It's to assume that AIs as they are currently made and will be made for the foreseeable future can surpass humans in those things which require a soul.
December 28, 2025 at 4:20 PM
To say that AIs can replace human translators is to say that AI can replace human painters and sculptors and singers and poets. It's to assume that AIs as they are currently made and will be made for the foreseeable future can surpass humans in those things which require a soul.
Time Beaver.
Don't look at me like that.
Don't look at me like that.
December 28, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Time Beaver.
Don't look at me like that.
Don't look at me like that.
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Billionaires threaten this every time something vaguely left-wing is on a ballot (they just finished threatening to leave NYC two months ago), and never understand why, "I, Adolf Bork, inventor of the beloved Dystopia Machine, will reduce my presence in your life forever" doesn't win people over
Billionaires are considering cutting or reducing their ties to California by the end of the year because of a proposed ballot measure that could tax the state’s wealthiest residents.
A Wealth Tax Floated in California Has Billionaires Thinking of Leaving
It’s uncertain whether the proposal will reach the statewide ballot in November, but some billionaires like Peter Thiel and Larry Page may be unwilling to take the risk.
nyti.ms
December 27, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Billionaires threaten this every time something vaguely left-wing is on a ballot (they just finished threatening to leave NYC two months ago), and never understand why, "I, Adolf Bork, inventor of the beloved Dystopia Machine, will reduce my presence in your life forever" doesn't win people over
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Not to be controversial but I think we should use tools and resources to make people's lives less miserable instead of more
December 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Not to be controversial but I think we should use tools and resources to make people's lives less miserable instead of more
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"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
SO THE STORY GOES. Work in progress.
December 26, 2025 at 3:13 AM
SO THE STORY GOES. Work in progress.
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Bullshit Newborn Not Even Christ https://theonion.com/bullshit-newborn-not-even-christ/
December 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Bullshit Newborn Not Even Christ https://theonion.com/bullshit-newborn-not-even-christ/
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...and in strange aeons, even Tiny Tim may die...
December 25, 2025 at 6:31 PM
...and in strange aeons, even Tiny Tim may die...
I’m Andrew Foley and I endorse this message.
Remake Condorman, you cowards.
December 25, 2025 at 11:41 AM
I’m Andrew Foley and I endorse this message.
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“Rain smacked Los Angeles. It splattered on the palm trees, sizzled on the neon, gurgled down the dirty boulevard. The town was sick. They hadn’t seen sunlight in almost a day. But I had the cure. A fifth of magic and a sack full of cold, hard joy. ‘Ho,’ I said once. It was enough.”
-Noir Santa
-Noir Santa
December 24, 2025 at 11:08 PM
“Rain smacked Los Angeles. It splattered on the palm trees, sizzled on the neon, gurgled down the dirty boulevard. The town was sick. They hadn’t seen sunlight in almost a day. But I had the cure. A fifth of magic and a sack full of cold, hard joy. ‘Ho,’ I said once. It was enough.”
-Noir Santa
-Noir Santa