Laurel T
@angelzlt.bsky.social
So Many Hats, Never Enough Coffee. She/Her.
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Guys, I have terrible news for everyone: someone has finally found an exploit for The Printer Everyone Owns
Charlie has figured out how to make the printer print test pages and now it’s all he wants to do.
January 15, 2026 at 10:09 AM
Guys, I have terrible news for everyone: someone has finally found an exploit for The Printer Everyone Owns
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It's absolutely fine to not want to read m/f romance, but don't be out here making a fool of yourself saying the reason you avoid it is because you can't find any books except weak women/toxic men.
Big time skill issue, for real. 😂
Big time skill issue, for real. 😂
January 15, 2026 at 11:14 AM
It's absolutely fine to not want to read m/f romance, but don't be out here making a fool of yourself saying the reason you avoid it is because you can't find any books except weak women/toxic men.
Big time skill issue, for real. 😂
Big time skill issue, for real. 😂
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RIP @themerl.bsky.social's mentions, I guess...
50 runaway sheep ram-paged through a German supermarket in rural Baa-varia, causing shear mania on Monday morning.
After breaking away from their 500-strong herd, the brazen sheep spent 20 minutes milling around in the Penny supermarket before ewe-turning and seeing themselves out.
After breaking away from their 500-strong herd, the brazen sheep spent 20 minutes milling around in the Penny supermarket before ewe-turning and seeing themselves out.
January 7, 2026 at 11:52 AM
RIP @themerl.bsky.social's mentions, I guess...
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I belong to a generation whose collective sexuality was thrown into chaos by the cast of The Mummy, and that of course includes Rachel Weisz, so this tracks.
January 7, 2026 at 12:39 PM
I belong to a generation whose collective sexuality was thrown into chaos by the cast of The Mummy, and that of course includes Rachel Weisz, so this tracks.
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Starting the working year by driving round the M25. Terry Pratchett identified it as a dread occult working whose motorists are akin to water on a Satanic prayer wheel, causing an endless fog of low grade evil. Which is weird because he wasn't usually so excessively optimistic.
January 5, 2026 at 8:15 AM
Starting the working year by driving round the M25. Terry Pratchett identified it as a dread occult working whose motorists are akin to water on a Satanic prayer wheel, causing an endless fog of low grade evil. Which is weird because he wasn't usually so excessively optimistic.
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For those of you wanting to start a new project in the new year but afraid you're gonna suck, heed the words of the ancient texts:
December 31, 2025 at 11:14 PM
For those of you wanting to start a new project in the new year but afraid you're gonna suck, heed the words of the ancient texts:
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David Attenborough [whispering]:
“Like a grain of sand in a vast desert, the predator blends seamlessly into its environment, nearly imperceptible to the naked eye.”
“Like a grain of sand in a vast desert, the predator blends seamlessly into its environment, nearly imperceptible to the naked eye.”
December 28, 2025 at 3:38 PM
David Attenborough [whispering]:
“Like a grain of sand in a vast desert, the predator blends seamlessly into its environment, nearly imperceptible to the naked eye.”
“Like a grain of sand in a vast desert, the predator blends seamlessly into its environment, nearly imperceptible to the naked eye.”
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"Since they are Canadian, I would not rule out treachery" is such a hilarious line because it is in fact 100% backwards.
You can't be a traitor to a country you're not from??????
You can't be a traitor to a country you're not from??????
The Atlantic suggesting, without evidence, that Canada's Global TV broadcasting the '60 Minutes' segment on CECOT that CBS distributed to it may have been an act of "treachery."
🔗: www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
🔗: www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
December 24, 2025 at 3:07 AM
"Since they are Canadian, I would not rule out treachery" is such a hilarious line because it is in fact 100% backwards.
You can't be a traitor to a country you're not from??????
You can't be a traitor to a country you're not from??????
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*small boats stuck klaxon*
Major incident declared over Shropshire canal 'sinkhole'
A multi-agency response is under way at the scene in Whitchurch, with the public asked to stay away.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 22, 2025 at 11:01 AM
*small boats stuck klaxon*
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Rare footage of St Paul’s Cathedral testing its giant flamethrower
December 21, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Rare footage of St Paul’s Cathedral testing its giant flamethrower
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The tragic reality about violence against women and girls: unless it's an issue which can be weaponised to bash trans people or migrants no one gives a fuck.
December 19, 2025 at 10:21 AM
The tragic reality about violence against women and girls: unless it's an issue which can be weaponised to bash trans people or migrants no one gives a fuck.
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I fucking love memes you can understand through the language barrier, holy shit
December 6, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I fucking love memes you can understand through the language barrier, holy shit
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did… did the dog write this recipe
December 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
did… did the dog write this recipe
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Oh, here's a big surprise. The transphobes don't believe in ADHD either.
then, the transphobes , feeling victorious at how many people they have made unhappy and despairing in the previous week, move on to anything else that has a spectrum and the possibility of more colours than they can conceive - such hateful people - they cannot understand anything that is not THEM
December 8, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Oh, here's a big surprise. The transphobes don't believe in ADHD either.
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CREEDENCE CLEAR-ROAD SURVIVAL
December 8, 2025 at 8:13 AM
CREEDENCE CLEAR-ROAD SURVIVAL
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It’s three not very wise men lost in the desert because they can’t get a signal for Google maps
December 4, 2025 at 9:14 AM
It’s three not very wise men lost in the desert because they can’t get a signal for Google maps
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"I spoke to one 80-year-old woman who has been in our organisation for decades, who said it was one of the greatest experiences of her life, and the only place in her 80 years where she’s been treated as a woman with respect.”
What does this do for women's rights?
What does this do for women's rights?
December 3, 2025 at 11:25 AM
"I spoke to one 80-year-old woman who has been in our organisation for decades, who said it was one of the greatest experiences of her life, and the only place in her 80 years where she’s been treated as a woman with respect.”
What does this do for women's rights?
What does this do for women's rights?
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If you aren’t willing to face down a storm for something you believe in, then do you really believe it?
Shame on girlguiding.
Shame on girlguiding.
When I want to stand up for something or someone, I stand up for them. No matter what.
Otherwise, what are you even doing?
Otherwise, what are you even doing?
December 3, 2025 at 8:48 AM
If you aren’t willing to face down a storm for something you believe in, then do you really believe it?
Shame on girlguiding.
Shame on girlguiding.
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Regret to announce the tech bros have accidentally reinvented the Listowel and Ballybunion Railway.
By investing in Monocab Owl, the EU is revolutionising sustainable commuting.
A gyro-stabilised monorail offers autonomous, on-demand transport, boosting rural connectivity. 🚆
Do you know any other innovative transport solutions?
📸© Monocab Owl
#WorldSustainableTransportDay
A gyro-stabilised monorail offers autonomous, on-demand transport, boosting rural connectivity. 🚆
Do you know any other innovative transport solutions?
📸© Monocab Owl
#WorldSustainableTransportDay
November 26, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Regret to announce the tech bros have accidentally reinvented the Listowel and Ballybunion Railway.
People not listening to lyrics and doing bizarre things with songs based entirely on the chorus is one of my favourite things.
See also all the people treating Leonard Cohen's Hallelujah like its a Christmas Song.
See also all the people treating Leonard Cohen's Hallelujah like its a Christmas Song.
Yesterday at a gig I sang I Will Always Love You and told the crowd about the time fifteen years ago I was asked to sing it as a first dance for a wedding. Baffling. Then afterwards a man who had worked as a funeral director told me it is a COMMON CHOICE FOR FUNERALS!!!! Wow, fuck you, the deceased.
November 24, 2025 at 1:34 PM
People not listening to lyrics and doing bizarre things with songs based entirely on the chorus is one of my favourite things.
See also all the people treating Leonard Cohen's Hallelujah like its a Christmas Song.
See also all the people treating Leonard Cohen's Hallelujah like its a Christmas Song.
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Gee, don’t threaten us with a good time… 😏
AI advocates have warned that if every author in the class action filed a claim, it would "financially ruin" the entire industry.
Authors celebrate “historic” settlement coming soon in Anthropic class action
Advocates fear such settlements will “financially ruin” the AI industry.
arstechnica.com
November 18, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Gee, don’t threaten us with a good time… 😏
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I can’t have it in my garden? But the Bad Sprinkler is so pretty
November 18, 2025 at 7:23 AM
I can’t have it in my garden? But the Bad Sprinkler is so pretty