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Saag 900 Turbo
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If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.
December 18, 2025 at 2:15 AM
December 17, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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‘Tis the season.
December 17, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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Every writer who generates a slop image for their work is a class traitor.

"I can't afford a visual artist"

So your solution is stabbing artists in the back? Stealing from them?

Furthermore, slop-generated imagery suggests slop-generated writing. That's how you're presenting yourself.
December 16, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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We are parents of a trans kid and our family takes this very, very personally. If you intentionally make life harder for our beloved daughter, it’s EXTREMELY hard to think of you as an ally, to say the least. @amyklobuchar.com - you still send us requests for money, while hurting our kid. Disgusted.
Here are the 28 Dem Senators who voted to advance the first federal ban on trans athletes & a federal definition of sex that would make trans & intersex people non-existent: Angela Alsobrooks (MD), Tammy Baldwin (WI), Richard Blumenthal (CT), Lisa Blunt Rochester (DE), Chris Coons (DE), ->
By a vote of 76-23, S 1071 passes the motion to proceed to the motion to concur. Won't know who voted for this until the roll call is uploaded, but safe to say it passed with the support of at least 24 members of the Democratic caucus. (Rand Paul probably voted nay and Steve Daines has been absent).
December 16, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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Frustrated Gunman Can’t Believe How Far He Has To Drive To Find Nearest Planned Parenthood Clinic https://theonion.com/frustrated-gunman-can-t-believe-how-far-he-has-to-drive-1819578452/
December 16, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Rob Reiner was one of the key people behind the effort to go to court to overturn California's anti-marriage equality Proposition 8 when it passed in 2008.

Working with Chad Griffin, they founded the American Foundation for Equal Rights and got Ted Olson and David Boies to team up to fight Prop 8.
December 15, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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The coolest ever
Joan Jett throwing gas??!!?!!
December 14, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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insanely good thing to say when you enter a room
December 13, 2025 at 9:04 AM
December 11, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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This MTV recording I found from an extremely golden age of 1994 is a time capsule of exactly specifically the last time the world existed before Mariah Carey’s “All I Want For Christmas Is You,” as shown by this ominous trailer. Make of that what you will.
If MTV only knew what they were about to unleash...
December 21, 2024 at 6:43 PM
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This is so fucking funny dude.
December 11, 2025 at 3:07 PM
If you go to a burger joint and they have a $5 milkshake on the menu you’d probably think, “must be a terrible milkshake”.
December 11, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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This is incredible.
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
December 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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This is why I refuse to use it to write or read things, as much as my employers try to encourage (beg) us to do so. It is SO easy to lose skills when we offload them to something else. I’m not willing to become any dumber than I already am.
This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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I had a joke about Ananke. It was inevitable. I have a joke about Chronos but I'll tell it at another time.
I had a joke about Sisyphus that made me pretty happy. Rbuthl (roll boulder up the hill laughing.)
December 9, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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Grayson Allen commits the most egregious travel in NBA history (h/t @ianrea.bsky.social)
December 9, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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This is a perfect example as to why we need AI regulation yesterday.

AI cannot be the arbiter of whether human beings can live or die. This is an excuse for insurance companies to fire human workers and make our healthcare system even more nightmarish for a quick buck.
"Starting Jan. 1, in six states selected to take part in a federal pilot program, traditional Medicare recipients will face a new hurdle to get certain procedures covered --

private AI companies that get paid based on how many claims they deny..."

www.kuow.org/stories/thou...
Thousands of Washington state Medicare users could soon have claims denied by AI
Starting Jan. 1, traditional Medicare recipients in Washington state will face a new hurdle to get certain procedures covered — private AI companies that get paid based on how many claims they deny.
www.kuow.org
December 8, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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People are dying over who gets to steal from a dude in Iowa who thinks the model who "accidentally" texted him has fallen in love with him.
December 8, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I had a joke about Cassandra, it’s hilarious, but only to me.
I had a joke about Ananke. It was inevitable. I have a joke about Chronos but I'll tell it at another time.
I had a joke about Sisyphus that made me pretty happy. Rbuthl (roll boulder up the hill laughing.)
December 8, 2025 at 5:48 PM
The one thing my sister, who is two years younger than me, and I have most in common is being traumatized by the same movies we had no business watching. I’m certain that’s a staple of our generation.

A partial list:
The Lady In White
House
Basket Case
Return To Oz*
December 8, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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so there are different colleges? i always heard people say “going to college,” which made it sound like there was just one of them, like “going to france” or something. but if there are lots of different colleges they need to come up with different names and colors and such so we can tell them apart
December 7, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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i wish neil armstrong had brutally flubbed the moon landing line. that's one small step for moon. one small step ON moon. for a man. one giant man.. 's leap. one GIANT LEAP for moonkind. moon man. one giant moon for manmind. you can hear buzz rollin around in the lander, just howling
December 6, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM