Ann Porkins
@annporkins.bsky.social
🎶From the boredom itself comes my handle on this app
Split this internet, listen up, this ain’t Elon’s @
Clear your bowl so that you can fill it right back
Slop ‘em down, slop ‘em down
Slop ‘em down, slop ‘em down🎶
Split this internet, listen up, this ain’t Elon’s @
Clear your bowl so that you can fill it right back
Slop ‘em down, slop ‘em down
Slop ‘em down, slop ‘em down🎶
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Ann Porkins
@annporkins.bsky.social
· Dec 16
Ann Porkins SLOP TUTORIAL in 99 Seconds or Less (or Else!)
YouTube video by Ann Porkins
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I see a lot of people wondering how I whip up some homemade slop.
Wonder no more. Here’s the official Ann Porkins Slop Tutorial.
This 99 second video is the distillation of my 5-hour TEPIDTalk (TEDTalks for tepid mushy food pastes) with some profound industry insight.
youtu.be/M3o2zBQlueQ?...
Wonder no more. Here’s the official Ann Porkins Slop Tutorial.
This 99 second video is the distillation of my 5-hour TEPIDTalk (TEDTalks for tepid mushy food pastes) with some profound industry insight.
youtu.be/M3o2zBQlueQ?...
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Alpha News is a far-right site run by the wife of the former head of the Minneapolis police union.
Whoever leaked this to them thinks it makes Ross look good.
Which is just astonishing.
Whoever leaked this to them thinks it makes Ross look good.
Which is just astonishing.
Alpha News claims that it has obtained the cellphone video recorded by the ICE officer who shot and killed Renee Good.
(Warning: Disturbing.)
(Warning: Disturbing.)
January 9, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Alpha News is a far-right site run by the wife of the former head of the Minneapolis police union.
Whoever leaked this to them thinks it makes Ross look good.
Which is just astonishing.
Whoever leaked this to them thinks it makes Ross look good.
Which is just astonishing.
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Reposted by Ann Porkins
School has been cancelled tomorrow and Friday across the city of Minneapolis, because our federal government has made it unsafe for children here.
January 8, 2026 at 3:07 AM
School has been cancelled tomorrow and Friday across the city of Minneapolis, because our federal government has made it unsafe for children here.
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Abolishing ICE is the bare minimum.
We need to dismantle DHS. We need restitution. And we need trials.
We need to dismantle DHS. We need restitution. And we need trials.
January 8, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Abolishing ICE is the bare minimum.
We need to dismantle DHS. We need restitution. And we need trials.
We need to dismantle DHS. We need restitution. And we need trials.
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I refuse to stay silent while Secretary Noem breaks the rule of law and terrorizes our communities. I am introducing Articles of Impeachment against her for violating the public trust, obstructing Congress, and self-dealing. Read my full statement: robinkelly.house.gov/media-center...
Rep. Kelly announces plans to impeach Secretary Kristi Noem
WASHINGTON – Today, U.S. Rep. Robin Kelly (IL-02) announced plans to impeach Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem following the fatal shooting by an ICE officer in Minneapolis.
robinkelly.house.gov
January 8, 2026 at 12:00 AM
I refuse to stay silent while Secretary Noem breaks the rule of law and terrorizes our communities. I am introducing Articles of Impeachment against her for violating the public trust, obstructing Congress, and self-dealing. Read my full statement: robinkelly.house.gov/media-center...
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It takes an enormous amount of courage to stand there, keep filming, and scream "What the fuck, you asshole" at someone wearing a badge who just shot and killed one of your neighbors in cold blood.
I need people to wrap their minds around the fact that here in Minneapolis, ICE broke the window of a vehicle yesterday, pepper sprayed the occupants, and arrested them, and shot another observer in the face today, and OBSERVERS ARE STILL GOING OUT TO PROTECT THEIR NEIGHBORS AT MASSIVE PERSONAL RISK
I’m eating lunch, I’m having a panic attack, I’m charging my phone, and then I’m going back out to try and keep my neighborhood safe.
January 7, 2026 at 6:13 PM
It takes an enormous amount of courage to stand there, keep filming, and scream "What the fuck, you asshole" at someone wearing a badge who just shot and killed one of your neighbors in cold blood.
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Democrats need to grow a f*cking spine.
No more strongly worded letters. It’s time to draft articles of impeachment.
Impeach. Convict. Remove.
No more strongly worded letters. It’s time to draft articles of impeachment.
Impeach. Convict. Remove.
January 4, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Democrats need to grow a f*cking spine.
No more strongly worded letters. It’s time to draft articles of impeachment.
Impeach. Convict. Remove.
No more strongly worded letters. It’s time to draft articles of impeachment.
Impeach. Convict. Remove.
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Don't forget folks: allowing yourself a vision of the future you'd want for our country and planet - not the one you'd settle for, not the one you fear, but the future of your dreams - isn't naive, it's a vital cognitive skill. That's how we articulate what we most value. What's worth fighting for.
Instead of whatever this is, we should have a government getting lots of new homes and apartments built, lots of clean energy built, lots of high speed rail and transit and bike lanes built, human rights for everyone, economic & healthcare opportunities for all, & innovation that leads the world.
January 4, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Don't forget folks: allowing yourself a vision of the future you'd want for our country and planet - not the one you'd settle for, not the one you fear, but the future of your dreams - isn't naive, it's a vital cognitive skill. That's how we articulate what we most value. What's worth fighting for.
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My whole life, advocating war has been fed to me as “the adult position,” akin to drinking your coffee black or reading the business section of the newspaper. Let’s be very clear — war is the childish nonsense of impulsive destructive idiots playing baby-brained video games with real human lives.
January 4, 2026 at 2:02 AM
My whole life, advocating war has been fed to me as “the adult position,” akin to drinking your coffee black or reading the business section of the newspaper. Let’s be very clear — war is the childish nonsense of impulsive destructive idiots playing baby-brained video games with real human lives.
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It's illegal for the president to relieve student loan debt. It's completely fine for the president to unilaterally decide to have the head of a foreign nation black bagged on foreign soil.
January 3, 2026 at 2:36 PM
It's illegal for the president to relieve student loan debt. It's completely fine for the president to unilaterally decide to have the head of a foreign nation black bagged on foreign soil.
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You're telling me THIS MAN is in the Epstein Files?
Trump: I am fine. You sound beautiful and cute. How old are you?
Caller: I am eight
Caller: I am eight
December 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
You're telling me THIS MAN is in the Epstein Files?
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STRAIGHT INTO MY VEINS!!!!
Trump: If we build more housing, the price of homes will go down, and homeowners will lose their wealth.
December 24, 2025 at 5:01 AM
STRAIGHT INTO MY VEINS!!!!
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My only issue with the film (if there is any issue at all) is that we traverse amazing worlds, in and out of unreal, never-before-seen forests and seascapes, only to leave the biggest question once again unanswered: What is up with those blue guys? They're all over the place. ★★★★☆
December 18, 2025 at 3:42 AM
My only issue with the film (if there is any issue at all) is that we traverse amazing worlds, in and out of unreal, never-before-seen forests and seascapes, only to leave the biggest question once again unanswered: What is up with those blue guys? They're all over the place. ★★★★☆
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Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
December 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
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Jimmy Fallon: so this new product is called a shit sandwich? is it good?
Guest: Yes, Jimmy. It's great.
Jimmy Fallon: [taking out a photo of a shit sandwich pasted onto a black piece of poster board and showing it to the camera] wow. would you take a look at that?
Guest: Yes, Jimmy. It's great.
Jimmy Fallon: [taking out a photo of a shit sandwich pasted onto a black piece of poster board and showing it to the camera] wow. would you take a look at that?
December 9, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Jimmy Fallon: so this new product is called a shit sandwich? is it good?
Guest: Yes, Jimmy. It's great.
Jimmy Fallon: [taking out a photo of a shit sandwich pasted onto a black piece of poster board and showing it to the camera] wow. would you take a look at that?
Guest: Yes, Jimmy. It's great.
Jimmy Fallon: [taking out a photo of a shit sandwich pasted onto a black piece of poster board and showing it to the camera] wow. would you take a look at that?
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Trump frickin' loves this guy lmao
November 21, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Trump frickin' loves this guy lmao
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Future HOF manager Bruce Bochy tells me he's content with taking the uniform off and rejoining the Giants in an advisory role. It took just 90 minutes at a Nashville restaurant with Tony Vitello to convince Bochy that Buster Posey made a smart hire to manage. www.nytimes.com/athletic/678...
Ex-Giants manager Bruce Bochy finalizing deal to return to San Francisco as special assistant
Bochy, who won three of his four World Series titles managing the Giants, will be back in San Francisco, where he managed for 13 seasons.
www.nytimes.com
November 6, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Future HOF manager Bruce Bochy tells me he's content with taking the uniform off and rejoining the Giants in an advisory role. It took just 90 minutes at a Nashville restaurant with Tony Vitello to convince Bochy that Buster Posey made a smart hire to manage. www.nytimes.com/athletic/678...
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Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
October 30, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
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Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
October 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
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October 7, 2025 at 12:21 AM
One Battle After Another
Slick, fun, exciting, & well acted.
It doesn’t want to look beneath the surface (and that’s okay) about its content, but the end seems to say “Hope! The youths can change things via peaceful protest” as if it didn’t show protesting fall short.
Style ✅
Substance 🤷
Slick, fun, exciting, & well acted.
It doesn’t want to look beneath the surface (and that’s okay) about its content, but the end seems to say “Hope! The youths can change things via peaceful protest” as if it didn’t show protesting fall short.
Style ✅
Substance 🤷
September 28, 2025 at 11:44 PM
One Battle After Another
Slick, fun, exciting, & well acted.
It doesn’t want to look beneath the surface (and that’s okay) about its content, but the end seems to say “Hope! The youths can change things via peaceful protest” as if it didn’t show protesting fall short.
Style ✅
Substance 🤷
Slick, fun, exciting, & well acted.
It doesn’t want to look beneath the surface (and that’s okay) about its content, but the end seems to say “Hope! The youths can change things via peaceful protest” as if it didn’t show protesting fall short.
Style ✅
Substance 🤷
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Klein: “I want these results regardless of tactics”
Coates: “I will do good things regardless of results.” Reminded of C Hedges’ quote “I don’t fight fascists cuz I will win. I fight them because they r fascists.” BUT: more ppl who act accordingly, better shape we wind up in. So, not fatalistic!
Coates: “I will do good things regardless of results.” Reminded of C Hedges’ quote “I don’t fight fascists cuz I will win. I fight them because they r fascists.” BUT: more ppl who act accordingly, better shape we wind up in. So, not fatalistic!
This was revealing. Worth reading. The basic demand is that Coates spend less time thinking/writing his true feelings and more time playing political strategist. Klein asks him over and over him to do Dem strategy; he says no, over and over. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/28/o...
Opinion | Ta-Nehisi Coates on Bridging Gaps vs. Drawing Lines
www.nytimes.com
September 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Klein: “I want these results regardless of tactics”
Coates: “I will do good things regardless of results.” Reminded of C Hedges’ quote “I don’t fight fascists cuz I will win. I fight them because they r fascists.” BUT: more ppl who act accordingly, better shape we wind up in. So, not fatalistic!
Coates: “I will do good things regardless of results.” Reminded of C Hedges’ quote “I don’t fight fascists cuz I will win. I fight them because they r fascists.” BUT: more ppl who act accordingly, better shape we wind up in. So, not fatalistic!
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🎒 NEW, SCHOOLS & ICE: If ICE agents show up at SF schools, staff must turn them away. What if agents refuse? There is state/local assurance of help. But there's a difference, say some educators, between having a policy and a plan, @taybarton.bsky.social reports. thefrisc.com/new-californ...
New California Law Puts Anti-ICE Enforcement on Schools. Educators Want More Backup
The burden is on teachers and principals to turn away federal agents. That will require training, resources, and perhaps a lot of legal help.
thefrisc.com
September 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
🎒 NEW, SCHOOLS & ICE: If ICE agents show up at SF schools, staff must turn them away. What if agents refuse? There is state/local assurance of help. But there's a difference, say some educators, between having a policy and a plan, @taybarton.bsky.social reports. thefrisc.com/new-californ...