Anthony Donovan
@anthonydonovan.bsky.social
Actor, writer, food blogger, social media manager, content creator, YouTube host, podcast host, singer, illustrator, cartoonist and sign artist. I’m tired a lot.
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About the author: Gen X, Rhode Island-born, San Diego-based, Gay (happily partnered to another gay), Disney adult, trivia whiz, advance level Prince fan, Broadway nerd, dog stepdad, Mouseketeer-adjacent, award winning television comedy writer, TikTok famous sign monkey, can sneeze with my eyes open.
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Don't go out. Them people be crazy.
December 24, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Don't go out. Them people be crazy.
Just introduced a young coworker to Wendy and Lisa’s “At The Closing of The Year” because I am OUT HERE DOING THE LORDS WORK IN THESE STREETS
December 24, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Just introduced a young coworker to Wendy and Lisa’s “At The Closing of The Year” because I am OUT HERE DOING THE LORDS WORK IN THESE STREETS
Since 1994, MFs *sips coffee*
I like being an uncle for the holidays because: Mom and dad are responsible, and will discipline you. Grandpa and Grandma are indulgent, and will coddle you. But the uncle... the uncle is unpredictable. The niece and nephew cannot know what the uncle will do, because the soul of the uncle is CHAOS
December 24, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Since 1994, MFs *sips coffee*
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Some of you will believe any horrific allegation about our president merely because it's fully consistent with who he is
December 23, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Some of you will believe any horrific allegation about our president merely because it's fully consistent with who he is
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in practice the freedom of speech doesnt exist but the mania for it does especially in the US
December 23, 2025 at 1:36 AM
in practice the freedom of speech doesnt exist but the mania for it does especially in the US
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I am unstoppable unless there’s a minor inconvenience.
December 20, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I am unstoppable unless there’s a minor inconvenience.
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Why does Rudolph’s nose glow red? His sins. His many, many sins.
December 19, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Why does Rudolph’s nose glow red? His sins. His many, many sins.
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My response to anything over the next two weeks
December 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
My response to anything over the next two weeks
Homework
December 17, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Homework
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Pounded in the Butt on Christmas by the Spectral Manifestation of My Past Literally Coming to Haunt Me
I found out yesterday that there’s a holiday romance novel about fucking the Ghost of Christmas Past. I think we’re doing okay on the idea front.
(No, I don’t know the title offhand.)
(No, I don’t know the title offhand.)
December 16, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Pounded in the Butt on Christmas by the Spectral Manifestation of My Past Literally Coming to Haunt Me
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Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.
December 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.
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Mel Brooks having to bury Rob Reiner is against all laws of nature and I’m not ok about it
December 15, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Mel Brooks having to bury Rob Reiner is against all laws of nature and I’m not ok about it
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
Finally, Disney™️ sanctioned AI Slop!
December 11, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Finally, Disney™️ sanctioned AI Slop!
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[Guy whose dick fell off because there's a girl in star wars] I would probably do well in a civil war
December 11, 2025 at 2:13 AM
[Guy whose dick fell off because there's a girl in star wars] I would probably do well in a civil war
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The producers of THE QUEEN OF VERSAILLES have announced that it will close three weeks before it opened.
December 10, 2025 at 6:03 PM
The producers of THE QUEEN OF VERSAILLES have announced that it will close three weeks before it opened.
Can confirm.
Can't remember if it was this bad before COVID but I'm seeing an alarming spreading of what I'll call Airport Behavior to other public places. Obliviousness to other people's existence, ineptitude at navigating the environment. "Is this your first time at the grocery store" type stuff
December 7, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Can confirm.
You can not be everywhere all at once. You are not the shredded cheese on a Taco Bell taco.
December 6, 2025 at 10:17 PM
You can not be everywhere all at once. You are not the shredded cheese on a Taco Bell taco.
“I know my rights”
-Someone who absolutely does not know their rights
-Someone who absolutely does not know their rights
December 4, 2025 at 6:33 PM
“I know my rights”
-Someone who absolutely does not know their rights
-Someone who absolutely does not know their rights
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a load-bearing component of “the magic of Christmas” is the invisible domestic labor of moms
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
a load-bearing component of “the magic of Christmas” is the invisible domestic labor of moms
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
The way I’d be booking the flight TONIGHT
Okay, I'm making my case for the only Muppet I want to see on Broadway right now...
November 19, 2025 at 2:24 AM
The way I’d be booking the flight TONIGHT
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whenever the sun sets at 4:45 pm i open a window, lean out and yell "WRONG" as loud as i can. that usually buys me another hour or two of sunlight
November 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
whenever the sun sets at 4:45 pm i open a window, lean out and yell "WRONG" as loud as i can. that usually buys me another hour or two of sunlight
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we all got that one homie who's drawn in a different art style
November 16, 2025 at 12:08 AM
we all got that one homie who's drawn in a different art style
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the best revenge is living well the second best is the flaming poop bag
October 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
the best revenge is living well the second best is the flaming poop bag