David Baumiller
@apolloyorp.bsky.social
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now for the traditional eating of the christmas tree
December 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
now for the traditional eating of the christmas tree
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im also doing it. eat shit england
Ya know, I wish the media would stop saying the "US is alienating friendly countries." Sorry, it's TRUMP that is alienating friendly countries!!
December 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM
im also doing it. eat shit england
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[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
December 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
Come they told me
Pa rum pum pum pum
My enby keyholder have me a Christmas release
Pa rum pum pum pum
Pa rum pum pum pum
My enby keyholder have me a Christmas release
Pa rum pum pum pum
December 24, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Come they told me
Pa rum pum pum pum
My enby keyholder have me a Christmas release
Pa rum pum pum pum
Pa rum pum pum pum
My enby keyholder have me a Christmas release
Pa rum pum pum pum
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Hey losers leave trans folks alone
December 18, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Hey losers leave trans folks alone
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OH WHAT A NIGHT!! 🌀
December 18, 2025 at 5:59 AM
OH WHAT A NIGHT!! 🌀
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Blair Moses (Blair Moses 4 Arizona on Facebook) is planning to run for state senate as a Democrat in AZ-LD10 which is most of East Mesa. She needs 255 individual $5 contributors from LD10 to get on the ballot as a clean candidate. Please consider supporting her here: apps.azsos.gov/apps/electio...
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December 18, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Blair Moses (Blair Moses 4 Arizona on Facebook) is planning to run for state senate as a Democrat in AZ-LD10 which is most of East Mesa. She needs 255 individual $5 contributors from LD10 to get on the ballot as a clean candidate. Please consider supporting her here: apps.azsos.gov/apps/electio...
I am now the admin for @mesavalleyindivisi.bsky.social Please give that account a follow if you hate ICE, want to #freePalastine, or are a puppy girl. Your secrets are safe with me.
December 18, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I am now the admin for @mesavalleyindivisi.bsky.social Please give that account a follow if you hate ICE, want to #freePalastine, or are a puppy girl. Your secrets are safe with me.
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Cinnamon, peaches, bourbon and dirt is a God damned Tom Waits lyric.
The Western section of MZS.Press bookstore has lost its dad-blamed mind. We got the legendary Deadwood-themed Soap with a Prize Inside on sale for $3 a bar. Or you can get all 4 scents (cinnamon, peaches, bourbon & dirt) for $10. Lots of other bargains in there, too. LINK: mzs.press/Western-Coll...
December 9, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Cinnamon, peaches, bourbon and dirt is a God damned Tom Waits lyric.
It's time to fire the cannons
It's time to lay the siege
It's time to route the Fraggles at the Muppet War tonight
It's time to lay the siege
It's time to route the Fraggles at the Muppet War tonight
not many know this but fossil records from the Carpathians show that there was at one point a bitter war between the Fraggles and the Muppets
December 6, 2025 at 5:04 PM
It's time to fire the cannons
It's time to lay the siege
It's time to route the Fraggles at the Muppet War tonight
It's time to lay the siege
It's time to route the Fraggles at the Muppet War tonight
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not many know this but fossil records from the Carpathians show that there was at one point a bitter war between the Fraggles and the Muppets
December 6, 2025 at 9:01 AM
not many know this but fossil records from the Carpathians show that there was at one point a bitter war between the Fraggles and the Muppets
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
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people think the immaculate conception refers to jesus being born without sin
false
it actually refers to god's immaculate dick game
false
it actually refers to god's immaculate dick game
July 3, 2025 at 12:50 PM
people think the immaculate conception refers to jesus being born without sin
false
it actually refers to god's immaculate dick game
false
it actually refers to god's immaculate dick game
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PRESIDENT’S PHYSICIAN: He’ll probably be out cold for a while; this last episode of diarrhea was quite painful for him.
STEPHEN MILLER: Hm. Is there any chance we can get him to say something incredibly racist at 3pm?
PHYSICIAN: (pulling out a syringe filled w/ liquid Adderall) I love what I do.
STEPHEN MILLER: Hm. Is there any chance we can get him to say something incredibly racist at 3pm?
PHYSICIAN: (pulling out a syringe filled w/ liquid Adderall) I love what I do.
December 4, 2025 at 1:37 PM
PRESIDENT’S PHYSICIAN: He’ll probably be out cold for a while; this last episode of diarrhea was quite painful for him.
STEPHEN MILLER: Hm. Is there any chance we can get him to say something incredibly racist at 3pm?
PHYSICIAN: (pulling out a syringe filled w/ liquid Adderall) I love what I do.
STEPHEN MILLER: Hm. Is there any chance we can get him to say something incredibly racist at 3pm?
PHYSICIAN: (pulling out a syringe filled w/ liquid Adderall) I love what I do.
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The grim reaper doesn't kill you, right? He just escorts you to the afterlife? Why does he need to look like that then. Clean yourself up man, I'm not going anywhere with you dressed like this
November 18, 2024 at 3:50 PM
The grim reaper doesn't kill you, right? He just escorts you to the afterlife? Why does he need to look like that then. Clean yourself up man, I'm not going anywhere with you dressed like this
There's some good in this world, Charlie Brown. And it's worth fightin for!
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die, Charlie Brown.
I like you, Charlie Brown. That is why I will kill you last.
November 24, 2025 at 5:24 PM
There's some good in this world, Charlie Brown. And it's worth fightin for!
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imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
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wow, unfollowing now. thanks for the gift of fire or whatever but i don't think eagles should have a liver-based diet
November 21, 2025 at 6:30 PM
wow, unfollowing now. thanks for the gift of fire or whatever but i don't think eagles should have a liver-based diet
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On this Trans Day of Remembrance, we remember the bright and courageous trans people whose lives were stolen by hatred. Their absence is felt across our city.
We will honor them by building a New York where every trans person can live safely, fully and freely.
We will honor them by building a New York where every trans person can live safely, fully and freely.
November 20, 2025 at 4:57 PM
On this Trans Day of Remembrance, we remember the bright and courageous trans people whose lives were stolen by hatred. Their absence is felt across our city.
We will honor them by building a New York where every trans person can live safely, fully and freely.
We will honor them by building a New York where every trans person can live safely, fully and freely.
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I am out of eggs and this wouldn't be a problem if I didn't have my own personal jar jar binks in the backyard to lay them
November 20, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I am out of eggs and this wouldn't be a problem if I didn't have my own personal jar jar binks in the backyard to lay them
You used the Pet Cemetery to bring your son back to life but now he's not acting like he used to
Problematic Gage gap
Problematic Gage gap
You’re not angry enough about the current horrors.
Problematic rage gap
Problematic rage gap
Women earn less than men for the same work.
Problematic wage gap
Problematic wage gap
November 20, 2025 at 1:12 PM
You used the Pet Cemetery to bring your son back to life but now he's not acting like he used to
Problematic Gage gap
Problematic Gage gap
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Dems: Mamdani is too radical for our taste. Plus someone said he's antisemitic. And that name is scary to us! We need to keep him out.
Dems, 1 week later: Look lots of people have tattoos like that
Dems, 2 weeks later: Marjorie Taylor Greene, welcome to the Tent
Dems, 1 week later: Look lots of people have tattoos like that
Dems, 2 weeks later: Marjorie Taylor Greene, welcome to the Tent
November 16, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Dems: Mamdani is too radical for our taste. Plus someone said he's antisemitic. And that name is scary to us! We need to keep him out.
Dems, 1 week later: Look lots of people have tattoos like that
Dems, 2 weeks later: Marjorie Taylor Greene, welcome to the Tent
Dems, 1 week later: Look lots of people have tattoos like that
Dems, 2 weeks later: Marjorie Taylor Greene, welcome to the Tent