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When the most toxic couple you know breaks up and makes it everyone's problem
December 25, 2025 at 1:37 AM
When the most toxic couple you know breaks up and makes it everyone's problem
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got a bunch of flour in my eye 👍 santa better lose his shit over these cookies
December 25, 2025 at 1:51 AM
got a bunch of flour in my eye 👍 santa better lose his shit over these cookies
“I feel more welcome at the Nazi bar”
No shock. This app has turned my mentions, and others, into mostly hate. But there are a few people worth connecting with
CRAZY how it's easier these days to have a real discussion on X, or threads, than on here.
CRAZY how it's easier these days to have a real discussion on X, or threads, than on here.
December 25, 2025 at 2:02 AM
“I feel more welcome at the Nazi bar”
Mobster handing out turkeys on Thanksgiving
Mr Cuban,
I just wanted to quickly thank you. My husband has XXXX cancer, a rare gastrointestinal cancer. We are between insurance right now and when we went to pick it up we were informed it was $29,000. We were able to get it from CostPlus for $990. Thank you for saving my husband's life.
I just wanted to quickly thank you. My husband has XXXX cancer, a rare gastrointestinal cancer. We are between insurance right now and when we went to pick it up we were informed it was $29,000. We were able to get it from CostPlus for $990. Thank you for saving my husband's life.
December 25, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Mobster handing out turkeys on Thanksgiving
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IT FINALLY HAPPENED I AM ON A PLANE WITH A BABY WHO SAYS “HI” TO EVERYONE AS HE GOES DOWN THE AISLE
December 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
IT FINALLY HAPPENED I AM ON A PLANE WITH A BABY WHO SAYS “HI” TO EVERYONE AS HE GOES DOWN THE AISLE
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merry christmas bluesky
please form a line to the left for makeouts, and one to the right for high-fives. if we keep things moving everyone can hit both lines pretty quickly
please form a line to the left for makeouts, and one to the right for high-fives. if we keep things moving everyone can hit both lines pretty quickly
December 24, 2025 at 10:36 PM
merry christmas bluesky
please form a line to the left for makeouts, and one to the right for high-fives. if we keep things moving everyone can hit both lines pretty quickly
please form a line to the left for makeouts, and one to the right for high-fives. if we keep things moving everyone can hit both lines pretty quickly
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Gil has now been beaten with tubes and is happy again
December 24, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Gil has now been beaten with tubes and is happy again
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[clothes dryer]
pillow cases: (whistling casually) do de do
fitted sheet: IM GON EAT U
pillow cases: (whistling casually) do de do
fitted sheet: IM GON EAT U
December 24, 2025 at 10:18 PM
[clothes dryer]
pillow cases: (whistling casually) do de do
fitted sheet: IM GON EAT U
pillow cases: (whistling casually) do de do
fitted sheet: IM GON EAT U
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i panicked and couldn’t decide what kind of potatoes to do for hobbitmas tomorrow, so there’s mashed, scalloped, roasted, fried (latkes), fried (crisps), and i’m thinking i may have gone a bit overboard
December 24, 2025 at 11:04 PM
i panicked and couldn’t decide what kind of potatoes to do for hobbitmas tomorrow, so there’s mashed, scalloped, roasted, fried (latkes), fried (crisps), and i’m thinking i may have gone a bit overboard
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Happy Holidays from the Trump administration...
Millions of student loan borrowers are about to see their paychecks shrink
The Trump administration will resume wage garnishment for people in default on student loans.
www.motherjones.com
December 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Happy Holidays from the Trump administration...
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LAPD Arrests Everyone Who Lost Home In Fire https://theonion.com/lapd-arrests-everyone-who-lost-home-in-fire/
December 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
LAPD Arrests Everyone Who Lost Home In Fire https://theonion.com/lapd-arrests-everyone-who-lost-home-in-fire/
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a grinch is the offspring of a who and a sneetch. and like a mule, is genetically sterile
December 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
a grinch is the offspring of a who and a sneetch. and like a mule, is genetically sterile
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Your mom works here
December 24, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Your mom works here
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There was no nutritional information on the box, so I’m assuming the serving size of this lemon meringue pie was one pie.
December 24, 2025 at 3:25 AM
There was no nutritional information on the box, so I’m assuming the serving size of this lemon meringue pie was one pie.
Frosty Vinegar strokes
Love a Christmas decoration that says “Put me out of my misery”
December 24, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Frosty Vinegar strokes
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Now if we could just get people to view US prisons through the same lens they view CECOT.
December 24, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Now if we could just get people to view US prisons through the same lens they view CECOT.
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Putting out an early marker……my New Year’s resolution……invent a smoke detector that isn’t a hysterical little BITCH
December 23, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Putting out an early marker……my New Year’s resolution……invent a smoke detector that isn’t a hysterical little BITCH
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CHOTINER: and when you're in water you
PARTICLE MAN: don't get wet, that's right.
CHOTINER: And this is because
PARTICLE MAN: the water gets me instead. It becomes particle-manish
CHOTINER: There's been some debate on this point. Triangle Man, for example
PARTICLE MAN: I think we're done here
PARTICLE MAN: don't get wet, that's right.
CHOTINER: And this is because
PARTICLE MAN: the water gets me instead. It becomes particle-manish
CHOTINER: There's been some debate on this point. Triangle Man, for example
PARTICLE MAN: I think we're done here
December 23, 2025 at 3:24 AM
CHOTINER: and when you're in water you
PARTICLE MAN: don't get wet, that's right.
CHOTINER: And this is because
PARTICLE MAN: the water gets me instead. It becomes particle-manish
CHOTINER: There's been some debate on this point. Triangle Man, for example
PARTICLE MAN: I think we're done here
PARTICLE MAN: don't get wet, that's right.
CHOTINER: And this is because
PARTICLE MAN: the water gets me instead. It becomes particle-manish
CHOTINER: There's been some debate on this point. Triangle Man, for example
PARTICLE MAN: I think we're done here
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The extreme attack on transgender youth we are witnessing from a governmental stage was enabled by The Atlantic and The New York Times.
December 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
The extreme attack on transgender youth we are witnessing from a governmental stage was enabled by The Atlantic and The New York Times.
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Perform empathy. Please. Perform the fuck out of it. It's so good to act with kindness. I hope it penetrates to a place where you feel it, too, but if you must act some way, act the right way. I'm not here to judge your authenticity, I just want you to be kind, thoughtful, and mortified by meanness.
December 22, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Perform empathy. Please. Perform the fuck out of it. It's so good to act with kindness. I hope it penetrates to a place where you feel it, too, but if you must act some way, act the right way. I'm not here to judge your authenticity, I just want you to be kind, thoughtful, and mortified by meanness.
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Santa Claus and the grinch have the same donors. Open your eyes
December 22, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Santa Claus and the grinch have the same donors. Open your eyes
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the sluttiest thing a dog can do is not fix their flipped up ear
December 21, 2025 at 7:16 PM
the sluttiest thing a dog can do is not fix their flipped up ear
Needs more men around to make sure he doesn’t accidentally make eye contact with a woman.
What would mother think?
What would mother think?
Former Vice President Mike Pence poached over a dozen senior officials from the Heritage Foundation to join his own conservative think tank in the latest sign that all is not well in right-wing politics.
Mike Pence poaches Heritage Foundation staff
Republicans framed this as a return to conservative fundamentals, blocking out “what they see online.”
www.motherjones.com
December 23, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Needs more men around to make sure he doesn’t accidentally make eye contact with a woman.
What would mother think?
What would mother think?
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Wee skrunkleton. Postcard from my collection, 1955.
December 22, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Wee skrunkleton. Postcard from my collection, 1955.