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crab convergent evolution but it's every weight loss scam eventually reinventing the cabbage soup diet
They're talking about "water based" cooking now. Cooking things in water instead of oils. It's soup. They're making soup.
May 19, 2025 at 7:02 PM
crab convergent evolution but it's every weight loss scam eventually reinventing the cabbage soup diet
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A funny thing that you still see happen sometimes is when old people are upset that a poor person has a cell phone “instead of getting a job”. You know, a job, that thing you can just show up to at any time and never have to answer emails or take calls about
January 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM
A funny thing that you still see happen sometimes is when old people are upset that a poor person has a cell phone “instead of getting a job”. You know, a job, that thing you can just show up to at any time and never have to answer emails or take calls about
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No animal thing is better than your cat missing a jump or tipping over the edge of a table and just eating shit. It’s like seeing a fancy butler slip on a banana peel.
January 22, 2025 at 4:40 AM
No animal thing is better than your cat missing a jump or tipping over the edge of a table and just eating shit. It’s like seeing a fancy butler slip on a banana peel.
Help I need him
December 11, 2024 at 1:53 AM
Help I need him
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marco polo: *comes in after 17 years sits down and starts taking off shoes* babe i’m back from asia
mrs polo: did you get the salt
marco polo: fuck *putting shoes back on* fuck me
mrs polo: did you get the salt
marco polo: fuck *putting shoes back on* fuck me
December 11, 2024 at 1:13 AM
marco polo: *comes in after 17 years sits down and starts taking off shoes* babe i’m back from asia
mrs polo: did you get the salt
marco polo: fuck *putting shoes back on* fuck me
mrs polo: did you get the salt
marco polo: fuck *putting shoes back on* fuck me
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This is entirely @jortsthecat.bsky.social ‘s fault
December 4, 2024 at 7:54 PM
This is entirely @jortsthecat.bsky.social ‘s fault
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A lot of people don’t realize that Die Hard was originally a pagan movie
November 24, 2024 at 6:53 PM
A lot of people don’t realize that Die Hard was originally a pagan movie
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ACAB includes the Elf on the Shelf.
November 25, 2024 at 1:56 AM
ACAB includes the Elf on the Shelf.
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all video games are simply a more complex form of this
November 25, 2024 at 1:58 AM
all video games are simply a more complex form of this
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1. I'm a leading trans journalist, and I have made my final post on Twitter.
Erin In The Morning is now making its move to Bluesky, as Twitter is no longer fit for journalistic content.
Meanwhile, this platform is soaring.
Subscribe to support my journalism. Let's talk.
Erin In The Morning is now making its move to Bluesky, as Twitter is no longer fit for journalistic content.
Meanwhile, this platform is soaring.
Subscribe to support my journalism. Let's talk.
I’m a Leading Trans Journalist—Here’s Why I’m Leaving Twitter for Bluesky
Twitter is no longer fit for purpose. Bluesky has given all journalists a way forward.
www.erininthemorning.com
November 24, 2024 at 10:55 PM
1. I'm a leading trans journalist, and I have made my final post on Twitter.
Erin In The Morning is now making its move to Bluesky, as Twitter is no longer fit for journalistic content.
Meanwhile, this platform is soaring.
Subscribe to support my journalism. Let's talk.
Erin In The Morning is now making its move to Bluesky, as Twitter is no longer fit for journalistic content.
Meanwhile, this platform is soaring.
Subscribe to support my journalism. Let's talk.
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*showing my hairstylist a pic* i need you to kill this person for me
November 21, 2024 at 3:55 PM
*showing my hairstylist a pic* i need you to kill this person for me
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rate my setup:
November 23, 2024 at 7:50 PM
rate my setup:
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Me: Good morning, beautiful.
My dog: *heavy, discontented sigh
My dog: *heavy, discontented sigh
November 21, 2024 at 11:13 AM
Me: Good morning, beautiful.
My dog: *heavy, discontented sigh
My dog: *heavy, discontented sigh
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i got woken up barely three times in the night because the cat lightly tapped my face with his paw because he wanted attention, to be tucked in and then because he thought it could be breakfast time at 4AM. yet again saying give parents 1 million pounds a day
November 22, 2024 at 8:48 AM
i got woken up barely three times in the night because the cat lightly tapped my face with his paw because he wanted attention, to be tucked in and then because he thought it could be breakfast time at 4AM. yet again saying give parents 1 million pounds a day
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10 gallon hats were made to carry ten gallons of kitten formula. Photo from my collection, ca. 1950s.
November 22, 2024 at 6:15 AM
10 gallon hats were made to carry ten gallons of kitten formula. Photo from my collection, ca. 1950s.
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Oh! Forgot to mention ton I met Jay Leno last weekend outside of Pittsburgh. He wanted restaurant recommendations and kept naming places and saying Have you seen this one? Have you heard about this one?” and I finally just snapped and beat his ass
November 22, 2024 at 5:17 PM
Oh! Forgot to mention ton I met Jay Leno last weekend outside of Pittsburgh. He wanted restaurant recommendations and kept naming places and saying Have you seen this one? Have you heard about this one?” and I finally just snapped and beat his ass
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bread time let's have a bread
November 21, 2024 at 7:08 AM
bread time let's have a bread
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Lavinia Dickinson (sister of Emily) with cat. Her smile is radiant! 💗 1896. digitalamherst.org/items/show/1...
November 21, 2024 at 6:52 PM
Lavinia Dickinson (sister of Emily) with cat. Her smile is radiant! 💗 1896. digitalamherst.org/items/show/1...
Nelson (gray tuxie) and Fran (fresh carrots)
November 21, 2024 at 6:59 PM
Nelson (gray tuxie) and Fran (fresh carrots)
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gaetz has withdrawn himself from consideration for attorney general to spend more time with your kids
November 21, 2024 at 5:35 PM
gaetz has withdrawn himself from consideration for attorney general to spend more time with your kids
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disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack.
phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no
phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no
November 20, 2024 at 5:10 PM
disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack.
phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no
phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no
For real though how long til Trump fires elon musk
November 17, 2024 at 11:58 PM
For real though how long til Trump fires elon musk