El bago bleepin
@bagofbleeps.bsky.social
An object at rest cannot be stopped!
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Plain and simple my politics is that nobody should be wealthy enough to make their insecurities my problem.
January 5, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Plain and simple my politics is that nobody should be wealthy enough to make their insecurities my problem.
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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Seeing as its now 2026, here are some predictions for the year 2126, 100 years into the future...🧙🔮
1. Deltron will finally zanflate the chronosphere
2. Grumto will be in every plob
3. Floating belldingles
4. Compulsory obloids
5. Eternal fart noises will echo through the darkness
1. Deltron will finally zanflate the chronosphere
2. Grumto will be in every plob
3. Floating belldingles
4. Compulsory obloids
5. Eternal fart noises will echo through the darkness
January 2, 2026 at 11:51 AM
Seeing as its now 2026, here are some predictions for the year 2126, 100 years into the future...🧙🔮
1. Deltron will finally zanflate the chronosphere
2. Grumto will be in every plob
3. Floating belldingles
4. Compulsory obloids
5. Eternal fart noises will echo through the darkness
1. Deltron will finally zanflate the chronosphere
2. Grumto will be in every plob
3. Floating belldingles
4. Compulsory obloids
5. Eternal fart noises will echo through the darkness
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Mamdani is out here reducing crime on day one.
January 2, 2026 at 7:16 AM
Mamdani is out here reducing crime on day one.
Grumbles and shuts down the subspace transit network...
December 30, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Grumbles and shuts down the subspace transit network...
Is there a way to screw the shadow banks and their investors?
December 27, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Is there a way to screw the shadow banks and their investors?
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Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here
December 26, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here
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Dean Martin, born Dino Paul Crocetti, son of Italian immigrant Gaetano Crocetti
Frank Sinatra, son of Italian immigrants Antonino Sinatra and Natalina Garavanta
Merry Christmas to everyone except Stephen Miller and his enablers and handlers
Frank Sinatra, son of Italian immigrants Antonino Sinatra and Natalina Garavanta
Merry Christmas to everyone except Stephen Miller and his enablers and handlers
December 26, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Dean Martin, born Dino Paul Crocetti, son of Italian immigrant Gaetano Crocetti
Frank Sinatra, son of Italian immigrants Antonino Sinatra and Natalina Garavanta
Merry Christmas to everyone except Stephen Miller and his enablers and handlers
Frank Sinatra, son of Italian immigrants Antonino Sinatra and Natalina Garavanta
Merry Christmas to everyone except Stephen Miller and his enablers and handlers
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Christian Clothing CEO: You finish that sweatshirt about saving as many souls as possible?
Christian Clothing Designer: Sure did, boss. Real fuckin’ ominous and with an implied threat of mass murder, just like you asked.
Christian Clothing CEO: What.
Christian Clothing Designer: Sure did, boss. Real fuckin’ ominous and with an implied threat of mass murder, just like you asked.
Christian Clothing CEO: What.
December 20, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Christian Clothing CEO: You finish that sweatshirt about saving as many souls as possible?
Christian Clothing Designer: Sure did, boss. Real fuckin’ ominous and with an implied threat of mass murder, just like you asked.
Christian Clothing CEO: What.
Christian Clothing Designer: Sure did, boss. Real fuckin’ ominous and with an implied threat of mass murder, just like you asked.
Christian Clothing CEO: What.
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oh no all the fake journalists funded by billionaires to divide the electorate and destroy informed consensus are now fighting with each other
Megyn Kelly Hits Back at ‘Coward’ Ben Shapiro, Says Bari Weiss Is ‘Afraid’ of Her
Megyn Kelly sparred with CBS News editor-in-chief Barri Weiss on Friday, calling her and Ben Shapiro "cowards" and accusing them of attacking her in public "without so much as a phone call."
www.mediaite.com
December 20, 2025 at 1:59 PM
oh no all the fake journalists funded by billionaires to divide the electorate and destroy informed consensus are now fighting with each other
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🎉 It's official – @govpritzker.illinois.gov has signed the NITA Act into law!
This transformative legislation not only fully funds public transit, but delivers critical reforms to ensure our systems serve us better.
Take a moment and join us in thanking our leaders at thanks.savetransit.org!
This transformative legislation not only fully funds public transit, but delivers critical reforms to ensure our systems serve us better.
Take a moment and join us in thanking our leaders at thanks.savetransit.org!
Thank your leaders for saving transit!
The NITA Act is now LAW! Send an email to your elected officials and thank them for taking action to fix AND fund transit in Illinois!
thanks.savetransit.org
December 16, 2025 at 5:53 PM
🎉 It's official – @govpritzker.illinois.gov has signed the NITA Act into law!
This transformative legislation not only fully funds public transit, but delivers critical reforms to ensure our systems serve us better.
Take a moment and join us in thanking our leaders at thanks.savetransit.org!
This transformative legislation not only fully funds public transit, but delivers critical reforms to ensure our systems serve us better.
Take a moment and join us in thanking our leaders at thanks.savetransit.org!
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woot!
🎉 It's official – @govpritzker.illinois.gov has signed the NITA Act into law!
This transformative legislation not only fully funds public transit, but delivers critical reforms to ensure our systems serve us better.
Take a moment and join us in thanking our leaders at thanks.savetransit.org!
This transformative legislation not only fully funds public transit, but delivers critical reforms to ensure our systems serve us better.
Take a moment and join us in thanking our leaders at thanks.savetransit.org!
Thank your leaders for saving transit!
The NITA Act is now LAW! Send an email to your elected officials and thank them for taking action to fix AND fund transit in Illinois!
thanks.savetransit.org
December 16, 2025 at 6:01 PM
woot!
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The bear is now one of the renegades of the Intellectual Dark Web
December 15, 2025 at 9:00 PM
The bear is now one of the renegades of the Intellectual Dark Web
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Not a “good guy with a gun” — a brave soul who *took* a gun from a murdering fool who may imagine *he’s* the “good guy with a gun,” and then the real hero did not use it for more killing but *put the gun down.* Let’s put the fucking guns down. Every last idiot bang bang stick in the world.
Extraordinary courage from Ahmed al Ahmed, a Muslim, 43-year-old father of two, who bravely risked his life to save his neighbors celebrating Hanukkah.
Praying for his full & speedy recovery.
And so deeply inspired by his example.
Praying for his full & speedy recovery.
And so deeply inspired by his example.
WATCH: Bystander disarms active shooter at Bondi Beach in Sydney
December 14, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Not a “good guy with a gun” — a brave soul who *took* a gun from a murdering fool who may imagine *he’s* the “good guy with a gun,” and then the real hero did not use it for more killing but *put the gun down.* Let’s put the fucking guns down. Every last idiot bang bang stick in the world.
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READ IT ALL evanhurst.substack.com/p/heather-co...
'Heather Cox Richardson Stole My Wife' Is Feel-Good Hit Of The Holiday Season!
Strap in, you're about to laugh A LOT.
evanhurst.substack.com
December 12, 2025 at 11:33 PM
READ IT ALL evanhurst.substack.com/p/heather-co...
See the physics that the billionaires want to keep hidden!
youtu.be/FDmYCI_xYlA
youtu.be/FDmYCI_xYlA
Understanding Thermal Radiation
YouTube video by The Efficient Engineer
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December 11, 2025 at 4:52 PM
See the physics that the billionaires want to keep hidden!
youtu.be/FDmYCI_xYlA
youtu.be/FDmYCI_xYlA
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it is "interesting" that politicians mostly stay on twitter because they prefer the nazis to left wing criticism
December 8, 2025 at 8:41 PM
it is "interesting" that politicians mostly stay on twitter because they prefer the nazis to left wing criticism
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HAPPENING NOW: I’m hosting my fifth Shadow Hearing, focusing today on Trump’s detention abuses.
The administration is kidnapping and disappearing immigrants to detention centers with absolutely horrific conditions. If Republicans won’t conduct oversight, we will.
The administration is kidnapping and disappearing immigrants to detention centers with absolutely horrific conditions. If Republicans won’t conduct oversight, we will.
December 4, 2025 at 2:25 PM
HAPPENING NOW: I’m hosting my fifth Shadow Hearing, focusing today on Trump’s detention abuses.
The administration is kidnapping and disappearing immigrants to detention centers with absolutely horrific conditions. If Republicans won’t conduct oversight, we will.
The administration is kidnapping and disappearing immigrants to detention centers with absolutely horrific conditions. If Republicans won’t conduct oversight, we will.
GHOST COMMUNITY THEATER!
December 2, 2025 at 11:28 PM
GHOST COMMUNITY THEATER!
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job losses to AI: Ben Garrison
November 30, 2025 at 5:13 PM
job losses to AI: Ben Garrison
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Stephen Miller says Afghan immigrant Rahmanullah Lakanwal was incapable of assimilating to American culture. But a factcheck shows that Lakanwal used a gun to assault and kill multiple innocent people. Four Pinocchios.
November 29, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Stephen Miller says Afghan immigrant Rahmanullah Lakanwal was incapable of assimilating to American culture. But a factcheck shows that Lakanwal used a gun to assault and kill multiple innocent people. Four Pinocchios.
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I was gonna bring up we have a TV show host running the American military right now but then I realized that wouldn't really clear up who I'm talking about
November 28, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I was gonna bring up we have a TV show host running the American military right now but then I realized that wouldn't really clear up who I'm talking about
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“why didn’t the press corps push back” because the press’s job is not to argue with him, it’s to pump out as many “Trump Says” headlines as they can per appearance bsky.app/profile/atru...
“You’re a stupid person” — Trump lashes out at a reporter who presses him on the fact that the suspected DC shooter was actually thoroughly vetted before he was let in the US from Afghanistan
November 28, 2025 at 1:08 PM
“why didn’t the press corps push back” because the press’s job is not to argue with him, it’s to pump out as many “Trump Says” headlines as they can per appearance bsky.app/profile/atru...