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“I miss laughing,” said Piglet

“Stick it up your whole ass,” said Tigger
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a coke nail but for parmesan cheese
October 28, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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You know how the music fades to silence at the end of some songs? I wish I could end boring conversations that same way.
October 28, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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not so much a dance as an acceptance of the inevitable
November 11, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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When we weren't looking they quietly took floating holidays away from us. That's when clowns took to the sewers.
November 10, 2025 at 5:33 PM
When one door closes, another opens
November 11, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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what if we made out like bandits
November 11, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Schmuck Schumer, is this anything?
November 11, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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bsky is the wall and we’re all just spaghetti
November 30, 2024 at 1:26 PM
I did not Wang Chung tonight. Now what?
November 11, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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Gonna be a slutty pilgrim for Thanksgiving this year.
November 9, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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Everybody’s gangsta…

Until they walk into a spider web.
November 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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I fear Rick Astley has finally abandoned us.
January 20, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Them: read it and weep

Me: that’s ok, ill just weep
November 10, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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[movie studio]

ME: BUT HOW DOES THE INVISIBLE MAN KNOW WHEN TO STOP WIPING?

TOUR GUIDE: *into walkie talkie* code orange, he’s back.
November 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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I think that’s enough of raw-dogging life, going forward I’m leaning heavily into LSD.
November 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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at your party fingering the strings of this bad boy
November 11, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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This is the worst thing I’ve ever written

*post*
September 4, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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what if we made out, but it was cake
November 11, 2025 at 5:14 AM
I think that song “Sexual Healing” was written about how I’m helping your lovelife
I think that song, “Everlong” is about that one dick pic I received
I think that song “All by Myself” was written about my preferred sexual position
November 11, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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I think my first orgasm was at the Scholastic Book Fair.
November 11, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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Gaslighting myself into having hope for the future.
October 20, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Irrationally distraught that I don’t have a cool raven reminding me to do shit throughout the day.
November 8, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Reverse clowngirl, so I can honk your balls
November 11, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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[gently touching your acne scar]

is this from the war?
March 13, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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posting my nudes in amazon product reviews
November 10, 2025 at 2:11 PM