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you, to yourself, every time you post on Bluesky
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 6:33 PM
you, to yourself, every time you post on Bluesky
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The Trump administration is prosecuting journalist Tim Burke for exposing Tucker Carlson's whitewashing of antisemite Ye, formerly known as Kanye West.
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December 27, 2025 at 2:01 PM
The Trump administration is prosecuting journalist Tim Burke for exposing Tucker Carlson's whitewashing of antisemite Ye, formerly known as Kanye West.
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Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here
December 26, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here
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Well I have a new all time favorite piece of hotel lobby art
August 28, 2023 at 4:49 AM
Well I have a new all time favorite piece of hotel lobby art
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[doing backing vocals for Sam Cooke] Science Book
December 26, 2025 at 5:55 PM
[doing backing vocals for Sam Cooke] Science Book
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Insults from You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch (the original), ranked from least to most hurtful:
- Garlic in your soul
- Heel
- Heart full of unwashed socks
- Crooked jerky jockey
- Stink, stank, stunk
- Mean one
- Bad banana with a greasy black peel
- Nasty wasty skunk
- Cuddly as a cactus
- Garlic in your soul
- Heel
- Heart full of unwashed socks
- Crooked jerky jockey
- Stink, stank, stunk
- Mean one
- Bad banana with a greasy black peel
- Nasty wasty skunk
- Cuddly as a cactus
December 24, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Insults from You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch (the original), ranked from least to most hurtful:
- Garlic in your soul
- Heel
- Heart full of unwashed socks
- Crooked jerky jockey
- Stink, stank, stunk
- Mean one
- Bad banana with a greasy black peel
- Nasty wasty skunk
- Cuddly as a cactus
- Garlic in your soul
- Heel
- Heart full of unwashed socks
- Crooked jerky jockey
- Stink, stank, stunk
- Mean one
- Bad banana with a greasy black peel
- Nasty wasty skunk
- Cuddly as a cactus
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boss: you know what’s weird
me: how the flintstones celebrate christmas even tho they live in 10,000 b.c?
boss: how the flin— yes exactly
me: how the flintstones celebrate christmas even tho they live in 10,000 b.c?
boss: how the flin— yes exactly
December 24, 2024 at 3:50 PM
boss: you know what’s weird
me: how the flintstones celebrate christmas even tho they live in 10,000 b.c?
boss: how the flin— yes exactly
me: how the flintstones celebrate christmas even tho they live in 10,000 b.c?
boss: how the flin— yes exactly
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December 23, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans.
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December 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans.
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Rickey forever ♥️
December 20, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Rickey forever ♥️
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Sometimes you don't realize how much you say "ooh la la" till they play your 911 call on the local news
May 13, 2023 at 4:12 AM
Sometimes you don't realize how much you say "ooh la la" till they play your 911 call on the local news
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Wow surely Notre Dame could’ve beaten either of these teams. Too bad they never had the chance to do so this season.
December 20, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Wow surely Notre Dame could’ve beaten either of these teams. Too bad they never had the chance to do so this season.
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*Checks in on how things are going in Oxford, Mississippi.*
December 20, 2025 at 6:39 PM
*Checks in on how things are going in Oxford, Mississippi.*
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Any contemporary of Lincoln describing his personality: His natural sagacity was matched only by his wit and good humor
Describing his appearance: The grotesque creature was made by the devil in hell. Also his suit didn't fit
Describing his appearance: The grotesque creature was made by the devil in hell. Also his suit didn't fit
December 18, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Any contemporary of Lincoln describing his personality: His natural sagacity was matched only by his wit and good humor
Describing his appearance: The grotesque creature was made by the devil in hell. Also his suit didn't fit
Describing his appearance: The grotesque creature was made by the devil in hell. Also his suit didn't fit
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"no rapping tonight"
why?
"you rap about patrick swayze everytime, it's embarrassing"
ok
[after one beer]
uh oh y'all it's gettin kinda hazy
why?
"you rap about patrick swayze everytime, it's embarrassing"
ok
[after one beer]
uh oh y'all it's gettin kinda hazy
August 12, 2023 at 3:47 PM
"no rapping tonight"
why?
"you rap about patrick swayze everytime, it's embarrassing"
ok
[after one beer]
uh oh y'all it's gettin kinda hazy
why?
"you rap about patrick swayze everytime, it's embarrassing"
ok
[after one beer]
uh oh y'all it's gettin kinda hazy
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Guys, they actually did it.
December 13, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Guys, they actually did it.
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From the Far Side collection
December 1, 2025 at 9:58 AM
From the Far Side collection
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Mateer throws like he's Harry Dunne
November 29, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Mateer throws like he's Harry Dunne
Let’s see it, @profanity.accountant
November 29, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Let’s see it, @profanity.accountant
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[wife wanting to discuss my mid life crisis] brent
[me with my graffiti buddies] actually it’s Sprayz now
[me with my graffiti buddies] actually it’s Sprayz now
August 3, 2025 at 4:38 PM
[wife wanting to discuss my mid life crisis] brent
[me with my graffiti buddies] actually it’s Sprayz now
[me with my graffiti buddies] actually it’s Sprayz now
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I have that same firesuit
BEYONCÉ DOING A HOT LAP WITH LEWIS HAMILTON
I REPEAT BEYONCÉ DOING A HOT LAP WITH LEWIS HAMILTON
I REPEAT BEYONCÉ DOING A HOT LAP WITH LEWIS HAMILTON
November 23, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I have that same firesuit