Becky
@beckyferrara.bsky.social
If there ever come a time I got rabies, you’re high on the bitin’ list
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Becky
@beckyferrara.bsky.social
· May 26
Gonna start a thread so I can remember the pure craziness of the wedding company I worked for during college
Brain hurts. But going to soldier forth to drink and stay up until 2am
December 31, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Brain hurts. But going to soldier forth to drink and stay up until 2am
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A bunch of weirdos with a documented party history of pedophilia who are in the middle of covering for Epstein want to hang out at child care centers. Fucking freaks. And we should say so.
“I’m here to search your child care center for fraud.”
a young man in a white t-shirt looks at the camera
ALT: a young man in a white t-shirt looks at the camera
media.tenor.com
December 31, 2025 at 4:10 AM
A bunch of weirdos with a documented party history of pedophilia who are in the middle of covering for Epstein want to hang out at child care centers. Fucking freaks. And we should say so.
Was at the eye doctor and she leaned back from the lens thingy mid exam and said “anyone ever tell you you look like the Mona Lisa?”
Forget insults, what’s the most unhinged *compliment* you’ve ever received?
December 31, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Was at the eye doctor and she leaned back from the lens thingy mid exam and said “anyone ever tell you you look like the Mona Lisa?”
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I miss the Biden labor market, sorry, I liked making a lot of money.
December 30, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I miss the Biden labor market, sorry, I liked making a lot of money.
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the mechanism of action of ketamine therapy is actually that it tranquilizes your inner horse
October 19, 2025 at 11:41 PM
the mechanism of action of ketamine therapy is actually that it tranquilizes your inner horse
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rashida tlaib's family was in the middle of getting firebombed by US provided arms while biden was pontificating about the moral necessity of dropping said bombs and she still told people to vote straight dem. what else do you want
Great job, Rashida. You will dine out on this forever but 100,000’s will not. At least enjoy it!
December 30, 2025 at 12:23 AM
rashida tlaib's family was in the middle of getting firebombed by US provided arms while biden was pontificating about the moral necessity of dropping said bombs and she still told people to vote straight dem. what else do you want
My boyfriend and I at the bbq place, where he gets talked out of the sandwich that put a guy in an ambulance by the entire kitchen staff
December 30, 2025 at 12:28 AM
My boyfriend and I at the bbq place, where he gets talked out of the sandwich that put a guy in an ambulance by the entire kitchen staff
December 30, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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The week that makes you old
December 29, 2025 at 8:43 PM
The week that makes you old
Just had to explain to my mother what a polycule is
December 29, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Just had to explain to my mother what a polycule is
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Read about the horror the Auschwitz sonderkommando had to experience and tell me an experience in the gulags that was worse. You can’t
December 28, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Read about the horror the Auschwitz sonderkommando had to experience and tell me an experience in the gulags that was worse. You can’t
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That time of year again!
December 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
That time of year again!
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Bert the cop from It's a Wonderful Life: Stand back, I'm going to shoot into a crowd
December 27, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Bert the cop from It's a Wonderful Life: Stand back, I'm going to shoot into a crowd
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A frustrated Pedro Pascal asking Neil Druckmann, who was directing Pascal in a Last of Us episode, “do you like art?”
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 2:46 AM
A frustrated Pedro Pascal asking Neil Druckmann, who was directing Pascal in a Last of Us episode, “do you like art?”
Was doing a biology lab and we were ranking skin tones from palest (1) to darkest (10) and my biology teacher said “use Becky as reference for 1”
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Was doing a biology lab and we were ranking skin tones from palest (1) to darkest (10) and my biology teacher said “use Becky as reference for 1”
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Santa mode has ended. Resume normal operations
December 26, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Santa mode has ended. Resume normal operations
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I have now learned about Boxing Day. It’s wild that the Brits have a holiday spent worshiping combat sports, considering how physically weak they are.
December 26, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I have now learned about Boxing Day. It’s wild that the Brits have a holiday spent worshiping combat sports, considering how physically weak they are.
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I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!
December 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!
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this trump guy, just my opinion, is a real piece of shit. human trash
December 26, 2025 at 3:01 AM
this trump guy, just my opinion, is a real piece of shit. human trash
Discovered my aunt has been using dry shampoo as air freshener for a significant amount of time
December 25, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Discovered my aunt has been using dry shampoo as air freshener for a significant amount of time
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If you post on here more than 20 times in one day the app should display a health bar showing how close you are to snapping
December 22, 2025 at 7:50 AM
If you post on here more than 20 times in one day the app should display a health bar showing how close you are to snapping
2-5 pm before holiday break. Where every minute is 45 minutes long
December 23, 2025 at 7:22 PM
2-5 pm before holiday break. Where every minute is 45 minutes long
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that the Whos celebrate Christmas suggests some knowledge of Christ, but whether this is our anthropic Christ or a distinctive Who-Christ remains obscure; some have argued Christianity was introduced to them during their refuge with Horton, which of course turns us to the matter of Elephant Religion
December 23, 2025 at 4:10 AM
that the Whos celebrate Christmas suggests some knowledge of Christ, but whether this is our anthropic Christ or a distinctive Who-Christ remains obscure; some have argued Christianity was introduced to them during their refuge with Horton, which of course turns us to the matter of Elephant Religion