Bethany!
@bellayalta.bsky.social
Producer & VO actor. Real soup head.
I always cry at curtain calls.
I always cry at curtain calls.
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It’s been a long day, but in short, bullies ain’t shit! I don’t care what title you hold! This isn’t some long gone reality tv show or failed casino; it is war!
How dare a draft dodging dumb dupe humiliate an ally & berate a brave man who has actually been on a battlefield for his people?!
How dare a draft dodging dumb dupe humiliate an ally & berate a brave man who has actually been on a battlefield for his people?!
March 1, 2025 at 5:28 AM
It’s been a long day, but in short, bullies ain’t shit! I don’t care what title you hold! This isn’t some long gone reality tv show or failed casino; it is war!
How dare a draft dodging dumb dupe humiliate an ally & berate a brave man who has actually been on a battlefield for his people?!
How dare a draft dodging dumb dupe humiliate an ally & berate a brave man who has actually been on a battlefield for his people?!
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I think I’m going to have to “yes and” @bsakat.bsky.social with a lil crossover vibe
March 23, 2024 at 2:48 AM
I think I’m going to have to “yes and” @bsakat.bsky.social with a lil crossover vibe
For maximum pinky removal, cut this way
March 20, 2024 at 5:22 PM
For maximum pinky removal, cut this way
If there’s one thing about me, it’s that I’m gonna make you watch the show I love and I will make you fall in love with it.
March 20, 2024 at 1:33 AM
If there’s one thing about me, it’s that I’m gonna make you watch the show I love and I will make you fall in love with it.
Not the most important point here, but this is the WEIRDEST picture to use of President Biden.
BREAKING: President Biden has officially become the 2024 Democratic nominee, following a primary win in Georgia, per AP.
Biden has just clinched the 2024 Democratic presidential nomination
President Biden has become the 2024 Democratic nominee, following a primary win in Georgia, per AP. Former President Donald Trump could also officially secure the GOP nomination tonight.
www.npr.org
March 13, 2024 at 1:17 AM
Not the most important point here, but this is the WEIRDEST picture to use of President Biden.
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I chose the word nauseous over cautious because my stomach is churning at the very possibility Trump could get a second term. But I don’t believe that will happen. Let me explain.
The Case for Nauseous Optimism
Be concerned, but don’t despair
robertreich.substack.com
March 11, 2024 at 7:52 PM
I chose the word nauseous over cautious because my stomach is churning at the very possibility Trump could get a second term. But I don’t believe that will happen. Let me explain.
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Ryan Gosling deserves an Oscar for being being the only man in Hollywood who doesn’t take himself too seriously
March 11, 2024 at 2:02 AM
Ryan Gosling deserves an Oscar for being being the only man in Hollywood who doesn’t take himself too seriously
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Ryan Gosling god BLESS you for this Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend tribute
March 11, 2024 at 1:47 AM
Ryan Gosling god BLESS you for this Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend tribute
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Wins for Oppenheimer and Godzilla Minus One mean this is the first time a movie and its sequel both won Oscars the same year.
March 11, 2024 at 12:52 AM
Wins for Oppenheimer and Godzilla Minus One mean this is the first time a movie and its sequel both won Oscars the same year.
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New newsletter about a thing I TikToked. theracket.news/p/senator-ka...
Why Senator Katie Britt's border lie matters
Your newsletter writer has, as the kids say, gone viral. While giving the official Republican response to Biden's State of the Union, the senator told ...
theracket.news
March 10, 2024 at 7:34 PM
New newsletter about a thing I TikToked. theracket.news/p/senator-ka...
Saved by the Bell in 2024: Zack sets up a booth at the school fair to find out everyone’s attachment style. He matches himself to Kelly (duh) and everyone else to wildly incompatible people. Chaos reigns. Kelly is actually most compatible with Nerd with No Lines #2. They now get married in Hawaii.
March 10, 2024 at 2:43 PM
Saved by the Bell in 2024: Zack sets up a booth at the school fair to find out everyone’s attachment style. He matches himself to Kelly (duh) and everyone else to wildly incompatible people. Chaos reigns. Kelly is actually most compatible with Nerd with No Lines #2. They now get married in Hawaii.
The Traitors is the best show on television. *fact*
March 8, 2024 at 4:25 AM
The Traitors is the best show on television. *fact*
One level is fighting people to get seats at Cafe Nervosa.
March 7, 2024 at 3:52 AM
One level is fighting people to get seats at Cafe Nervosa.
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Wokeness is dead
March 7, 2024 at 1:41 AM
Wokeness is dead
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Just days after the CDC weakened its COVID isolation guidelines, the White House is suspending its free home rapid test program.
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This week is your last chance to order free COVID rapid tests here: special.usps.com/testkits
March 5, 2024 at 4:14 AM
Just days after the CDC weakened its COVID isolation guidelines, the White House is suspending its free home rapid test program.
This week is your last chance to order free COVID rapid tests here: special.usps.com/testkits
This week is your last chance to order free COVID rapid tests here: special.usps.com/testkits
Benny and the Joots
(I’ll see myself out)
(I’ll see myself out)
March 4, 2024 at 6:42 PM
Benny and the Joots
(I’ll see myself out)
(I’ll see myself out)
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Somehow it never occurred to me that a major campaign issue for one of the national parties of the United States in 2024 would be general opposition to a triumph of modern medicine that saves something like 4 million lives worldwide every year and dramatically reduces childhood mortality.
March 4, 2024 at 2:02 AM
Somehow it never occurred to me that a major campaign issue for one of the national parties of the United States in 2024 would be general opposition to a triumph of modern medicine that saves something like 4 million lives worldwide every year and dramatically reduces childhood mortality.
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Yeah I like Dune 2. Dune 2 Dune, Dune 2 Dune 2, Dune 2 Dune, Dune 2 Dune 2, Dune 2 Dune, Dune 2 Dune 2, Dune 2 Dune, I'm packed and I'm holding, I'm smiling, she's living, she's golden, she lives for me, says she lives for me, ovation, her own motivation, she comes round and she goes down on me, and
March 4, 2024 at 12:10 AM
Yeah I like Dune 2. Dune 2 Dune, Dune 2 Dune 2, Dune 2 Dune, Dune 2 Dune 2, Dune 2 Dune, Dune 2 Dune 2, Dune 2 Dune, I'm packed and I'm holding, I'm smiling, she's living, she's golden, she lives for me, says she lives for me, ovation, her own motivation, she comes round and she goes down on me, and
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The NYT Spelling Bee humbles me every day. Every single day.
I’m a writer. I love words almost as much as I love dick. And yet. AND YET, this damn game kicks my ass every time.
I’m a writer. I love words almost as much as I love dick. And yet. AND YET, this damn game kicks my ass every time.
February 27, 2024 at 11:50 PM
The NYT Spelling Bee humbles me every day. Every single day.
I’m a writer. I love words almost as much as I love dick. And yet. AND YET, this damn game kicks my ass every time.
I’m a writer. I love words almost as much as I love dick. And yet. AND YET, this damn game kicks my ass every time.
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5 decades in national politics, and he apparently did nothing they could even effectively distort! He’s the political equivalent of the 40 Year Old Virgin.
February 24, 2024 at 3:42 AM
5 decades in national politics, and he apparently did nothing they could even effectively distort! He’s the political equivalent of the 40 Year Old Virgin.
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I predicted (as a lot of people did) that the GOP would impeach Biden once they took the House, as payback and to make sure the 2024 election was between two impeached Presidents.
I assumed they’d find something in his past they could leverage. But they ended up having to make something up.
I assumed they’d find something in his past they could leverage. But they ended up having to make something up.
February 24, 2024 at 3:39 AM
I predicted (as a lot of people did) that the GOP would impeach Biden once they took the House, as payback and to make sure the 2024 election was between two impeached Presidents.
I assumed they’d find something in his past they could leverage. But they ended up having to make something up.
I assumed they’d find something in his past they could leverage. But they ended up having to make something up.